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Worst Facebook status updates (Part 2)
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OneTreeHillFan
26-11-2013
I always get weird friend requests fro people I don't now!

A few months ago now I found that some of the messages you get sent don't how up, and I had some from one of the people who friend requested me - how weird is this!!

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Are u there
I need to speak with u
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Yo
You live at the student village ryt?
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Hey



When I saw them I did actually reply, I did live were the guy was asking if I lived so I was very curious, I just asked why he was asking me if I lived there etc, and he said because he lived there too and had seen me around. I asked how he knew who I was and he just said my profile had come up on his facebook and that's how he new

Very odd, I never accepted his friend request and his profile is all private so I never found out anything more.
iThink
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by OneTreeHillFan:
“I always get weird friend requests fro people I don't now!

A few months ago now I found that some of the messages you get sent don't how up, and I had some from one of the people who friend requested me - how weird is this!!

Conversation started 17 April
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17/04/2013 19:06
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Hey
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17/04/2013 21:02
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Are u there
I need to speak with u
21 April
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21/04/2013 17:17
*****
Yo
You live at the student village ryt?
31 May
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31/05/2013 13:27
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Hey



When I saw them I did actually reply, I did live were the guy was asking if I lived so I was very curious, I just asked why he was asking me if I lived there etc, and he said because he lived there too and had seen me around. I asked how he knew who I was and he just said my profile had come up on his facebook and that's how he new

Very odd, I never accepted his friend request and his profile is all private so I never found out anything more.”

UNFRIEND/BLOCK! That sounds dodgy
kiviraat
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“"SO I WEN 2 THA SKOOL N DAT BITCH TEECHA FKN TRYNA SAY MY BABY GIRL IZ IN DETNTTN AT DINA TYM 4 RST OF WK GRRR FKN BITCH!!!!!!!!
I TOLD MA BABY IF SOME1 PISS HER OF TO WACK DEM MUGS FK DA SKOOL STEWPD *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

comments:

"OW HUN DATS SHIT DEM FKN WANKAZ"

"ID AV BANGD DA BITCH TECHER OUT DER N DEN IF I WOZ U BAB. SKOOL R GETTN TOO BIG 4 DER BOOTS"

"YER HUN I SHUDV BANGD HER DER IN DA FACE BIATCH!! GUD JOB MY BABYFATHER NOT ARUND CUS HE WOULD SMASH THE FKN SKOOL UP LOL"


Teachers really don't stand a chance with idiot parents like this do they ”

How these people manage to get out of bed and get dressed is beyond me What an insult to the English language!
Helsie
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by kiviraat:
“How these people manage to get out of bed and get dressed is beyond me What an insult to the English language!”

Agree! The general message they seem to be sending out is "if you have to do something you don't like/want, deck someone".

Do the kids have names like Chardonnay and Princess?
Peter Venkman
26-11-2013
She sounds like one of those chain-smoking chav women who is always angry. Just 24/7 angry at everything and everyone. Oh and everyone is wrong and she is right.

Women like her will die miserable unless they fix themselves.
iThink
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by Helsie:
“Agree! The general message they seem to be sending out is "if you have to do something you don't like/want, deck someone".

Do the kids have names like Chardonnay and Princess?”

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mrtdg82
26-11-2013
Love this thread;

Random irritations of mine...

Joint Facebook accounts for couples, seen 2 so far, what's the point in that?

People writing attention seeking statuses and when someone doesn't like it saying 'its my Facebook, if you don't like it, delete me'. Great attitude.

Hashtagging... Why?

Constant children photos or comments about how well little johnny is doing at school... Every single day...

Obviously everyone's favourite ones of 'why does everything go wrong' then when asked they won't talk about it.

I'm sure I will think of more soon!
captainkremmen
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“"SO I WEN 2 THA SKOOL N DAT BITCH TEECHA FKN TRYNA SAY MY BABY GIRL IZ IN DETNTTN AT DINA TYM 4 RST OF WK GRRR FKN BITCH!!!!!!!!
I TOLD MA BABY IF SOME1 PISS HER OF TO WACK DEM MUGS FK DA SKOOL STEWPD *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I travelled to the educational establishment, and that female canine of a teacher is trying to tell me that my baby girl is to be given detention at lunch times for the rest of the week. I am rather angry and believe she really is a female canine.

I told my child that if some one annoys her she is to strike them in their face, to hell with the school, they are stupid.


Quote:
“comments:

"OW HUN DATS SHIT DEM FKN WANKAZ"”

Ouch, that isn't good. They are masturbators.

Quote:
“["ID AV BANGD DA BITCH TECHER OUT DER N DEN IF I WOZ U BAB. SKOOL R GETTN TOO BIG 4 DER BOOTS"”

I am afraid I would have hit the female canine teacher out there if I was your child. The school are wearing boots that do not fit.

Quote:
“"YER HUN I SHUDV BANGD HER DER IN DA FACE BIATCH!! GUD JOB MY BABYFATHER NOT ARUND CUS HE WOULD SMASH THE FKN SKOOL UP LOL"”

Yes honey, I should have struck her in her face that female canine. It is a good job the father of my child is not around, because he would have smashed the school up. haha.


GOGO2
26-11-2013
It always makes me laugh when parents wish their children a happy birthday on FB, and they ALWAYS "can't believe s/he's 2,3,4 already"... Did nobody tell them that if they had a baby it would have a birthday every year and get older?
iThink
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by mrtdg82:
“Love this thread;

Random irritations of mine...

Joint Facebook accounts for couples, seen 2 so far, what's the point in that?

People writing attention seeking statuses and when someone doesn't like it saying 'its my Facebook, if you don't like it, delete me'. Great attitude.

Hashtagging... Why?

Constant children photos or comments about how well little johnny is doing at school... Every single day...

Obviously everyone's favourite ones of 'why does everything go wrong' then when asked they won't talk about it.

I'm sure I will think of more soon!”

The wedding obsessed one on mine has 2 joint accounts!

A total of 4 accounts one each of their own and two joint accounts, one with her name first and one with his name first.


The levels of sadness are through the roof.

I refuse to add the joint ones, Also why do people have pictures of their kids as profile pics?

YES WE GET IT! YOU ARE FERTILE!!! Woop to you!
MissPinotGrigio
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“"SO I WEN 2 THA SKOOL N DAT BITCH TEECHA FKN TRYNA SAY MY BABY GIRL IZ IN DETNTTN AT DINA TYM 4 RST OF WK GRRR FKN BITCH!!!!!!!!
I TOLD MA BABY IF SOME1 PISS HER OF TO WACK DEM MUGS FK DA SKOOL STEWPD *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

comments:

"OW HUN DATS SHIT DEM FKN WANKAZ"

"ID AV BANGD DA BITCH TECHER OUT DER N DEN IF I WOZ U BAB. SKOOL R GETTN TOO BIG 4 DER BOOTS"

"YER HUN I SHUDV BANGD HER DER IN DA FACE BIATCH!! GUD JOB MY BABYFATHER NOT ARUND CUS HE WOULD SMASH THE FKN SKOOL UP LOL"


Teachers really don't stand a chance with idiot parents like this do they ”

Thanks. My eyeballs have just blistered. Can I send you my optical specialist's bill please?

Originally Posted by OneTreeHillFan:
“I always get weird friend requests fro people I don't now!

A few months ago now I found that some of the messages you get sent don't how up, and I had some from one of the people who friend requested me - how weird is this!!

Conversation started 17 April
****
17/04/2013 19:06
****
Hey
****
17/04/2013 21:02
****
Are u there
I need to speak with u
21 April
******
21/04/2013 17:17
*****
Yo
You live at the student village ryt?
31 May
****
31/05/2013 13:27
****
Hey



When I saw them I did actually reply, I did live were the guy was asking if I lived so I was very curious, I just asked why he was asking me if I lived there etc, and he said because he lived there too and had seen me around. I asked how he knew who I was and he just said my profile had come up on his facebook and that's how he new

Very odd, I never accepted his friend request and his profile is all private so I never found out anything more.”

I had some dude from Arizona message me in his 50s, offering to "buy me whatever I want in exchange for me marrying him".

Times like that I praise the Lord my profile's private. Not private enough for him not to find me, alas

[quote=mrtdg82;69987263]Love this thread;

Random irritations of mine...

Joint Facebook accounts for couples, seen 2 so far, what's the point in that?

[quote]

I'm getting a few friend's husbands sending me friends requests - they're not interested in laughing/chatting at all, but it's more like they're trying to keep tabs on their wives which I find a bit sinister. Why do that?
iThink
26-11-2013
[quote=MissPinotGrigio;69987446]Thanks. My eyeballs have just blistered. Can I send you my optical specialist's bill please?



I had some dude from Arizona message me in his 50s, offering to "buy me whatever I want in exchange for me marrying him".

Times like that I praise the Lord my profile's private. Not private enough for him not to find me, alas

[quote=mrtdg82;69987263]Love this thread;

Random irritations of mine...

Joint Facebook accounts for couples, seen 2 so far, what's the point in that?

Quote:
“
I'm getting a few friend's husbands sending me friends requests - they're not interested in laughing/chatting at all, but it's more like they're trying to keep tabs on their wives which I find a bit sinister. Why do that?”

To perv over your pictures more like!
iThink
26-11-2013
From a pure Attention Seeker..

"sooo nervous.. has a date... why so nervous... not like i havent had a date before lol xxx

(She's about 24 and the type who shags on a first date then declares love before being dumped a few days later)

So I look forward to entertaining you with the follow up in a few days time
MissPinotGrigio
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“To perv over your pictures more like! ”

Nah, I don't think so!

Originally Posted by iThink:
“From a pure Attention Seeker..

"sooo nervous.. has a date... why so nervous... not like i havent had a date before lol xxx

(She's about 24 and the type who shags on a first date then declares love before being dumped a few days later)

So I look forward to entertaining you with the follow up in a few days time ”

That's SHG's Twitter feed!!!!
mrtdg82
26-11-2013
Just remembered my absolute pet hate...

'Happy birthday to my gorgeous boyfriend xxxxxx' or even worse 'happy birthday to my daughter xxxx who turns 3 today'

Now firstly I'd like to think telling the boyfriend in person was sufficient when you woke up that morning, or maybe even in a text. Why you need to display it in a status is beyond me.

As for wishing your 3 year old son/daughter happy birthday on Facebook, what's the point? Will they read it? Will they care if all your friends then comment saying happy birthday? Of course not. It's ridiculous.

Just noticed someone has mentioned this just 20 minutes ago!
cutekitty7686
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by GOGO2:
“It always makes me laugh when parents wish their children a happy birthday on FB, and they ALWAYS "can't believe s/he's 2,3,4 already"... Did nobody tell them that if they had a baby it would have a birthday every year and get older?
”

I once pointed this out to someone as nearly every week it was "Can't believe child is 2 weeks old !" this carried on until it got to 1 years old then it got to a monthly thing .... I pointed out that like everything else on this earth the child ages however what I can't believe is I can't believe it's not butter is not butter ..... And even this product once produced ages too !
iThink
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“Nah, I don't think so!



That's SHG's Twitter feed!!!! ”

I think there is a whole army of SHG's !!


I'm just getting up off the floor laughing at seeing someone complaining on a local sales page that the Christmas Cards they purchased from them (200 for 70p) are all in Polish!

I love Facebook even though it's occupied around 88% by morons
iThink
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by cutekitty7686:
“I once pointed this out to someone as nearly every week it was "Can't believe child is 2 weeks old !" this carried on until it got to 1 years old then it got to a monthly thing .... I pointed out that like everything else on this earth the child ages however what I can't believe is I can't believe it's not butter is not butter ..... And even this product once produced ages too !”

May I refer you to post 749 for the epitome of this
cutekitty7686
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“May I refer you to post 749 for the epitome of this ”


Ha I actually have someone who is limited in what I see now due to fact and I kid you not she has over 20k of pics
When her 2nd child was born she had pics while being wheeled into having c section and as soon as she was back on the ward 10 pics of new born so facebook saw before the childs dad and family since this latest addition where of course she is a full time mum yet out and away most weekends an additional 2000+ pics have been added basically all the same and with the can't believe how fast she is growing etc
iThink
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by cutekitty7686:
“Ha I actually have someone who is limited in what I see now due to fact and I kid you not she has over 20k of pics
When her 2nd child was born she had pics while being wheeled into having c section and as soon as she was back on the ward 10 pics of new born so facebook saw before the childs dad and family since this latest addition where of course she is a full time mum yet out and away most weekends an additional 2000+ pics have been added basically all the same and with the can't believe how fast she is growing etc”

WOW! My friends are moderate compared to that!
cutekitty7686
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“WOW! My friends are moderate compared to that!”

She is the most extreme pic wise however due to her now losing weight extra selfies are filtering through the limited thing . I would unfriend her but I am the god mother to the 1st child lol
Helsie
26-11-2013
Friends cleanse!!!!!!! thats 50 gone, did YOU survive the chop lol x

She then responded with:

goto be done in and out, if they want me back, they will have to ask again lol. x

Grrrr. Hate this sort of thing. It just seems like an underhand way of bragging you have sooooo many friends, some must be chopped. And obviously if you can see the status, you survived the chop.

This is the same person who told me I was hormonal (I'm pregnant) for expressing the view that the whole FB Breast Cancer cryptic status about holidays thing was stupid.
MissPinotGrigio
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by cutekitty7686:
“Ha I actually have someone who is limited in what I see now due to fact and I kid you not she has over 20k of pics
When her 2nd child was born she had pics while being wheeled into having c section and as soon as she was back on the ward 10 pics of new born so facebook saw before the childs dad and family since this latest addition where of course she is a full time mum yet out and away most weekends an additional 2000+ pics have been added basically all the same and with the can't believe how fast she is growing etc”

I wouldn't be surprised if 2 of my friends went the same way.

A guy I worked with got defriended by me when he posted a pic of his newborn baby. Covered in blood and with umbilical cord detached. Apparently when they had their second he posted the same complete with partial view of wifey's destroyed "fireplace" in the background. And was then withdrawn of FB priveliges.
MissPinotGrigio
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by Helsie:
“This is the same person who told me I was hormonal (I'm pregnant) for expressing the view that the whole FB Breast Cancer cryptic status about holidays thing was stupid.”

I've done that and got my face bitten off, however they soon changed their tune when they re-read my post and realised that my sister had BC and it's helped her....er, how? Hypocrites!
Ed R.Marley
26-11-2013
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“I'm getting a few friend's husbands sending me friends requests - they're not interested in laughing/chatting at all, but it's more like they're trying to keep tabs on their wives which I find a bit sinister. Why do that?”

Have you got issues with men or something? Everytime I read one of your posts, I do detect a whiff of man hatred.
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