You might want to be referred to my contribution to "How can I trust again" on the Advice thread. That might just prove the above wrong

"So happy for Alfie get the one back you really love xxxxx"


I think she may be talking about Eastenders and possibly thinks it's a reality show

Can't stand people who seem to think soaps are real life!

"Wow. Why was I nervous never felt so relaxed xxxxxx"

"mmmmm"


This is roughly a week after the fall out from the last time where she was "so in love", "feeling betrayed" and "well and truly done with f**king MEN!"

Two girls having a conversation in the comments on one of their scan photos. Both had scan photos as their profile photos so it looked like 2 foetuses were having a conversation.

Although on closer inspection I think one of them is having a swan. New Facebook game: ultrasound Rorschach!

Two people on mine have shared those pics of Venables and Thompson again, with the caption "Share, share, share..the police are trying to make us take down these photos of the two scumbags".

Another round of prosecutions for those sharing the images I presume?.

It's on mine also 6 times

Some people are such cretins,
Imagine if it's not really them and the repercussions the person in the picture could face.

Even if it is them the people sharing should realise they are publishing something illegally which could bring repercussions.

Here is a classic .....

"Give up on some ppl"

can anyone guess the responses ???

Well here are the replies

5 points if you guessed : what's up ? or you ok ?
but 10 points if you guessed one of above and the reply from person was : I'm fine DW x

I think for Christmas I should buy these people t-shirts that flash LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME I'M OK INBOX ME BABE ......... oh wait that could be expensive .

What would they do without Facebook? Buy a megaphone!

On my news feed I currently have

"Night Night Facebook xxoxooox"

"MISHNIN TO DA GARGE 4 SUM FAGZ GRR FKN STIL STRESSSSSSSSSSSD ABWT TAH BITCH TEECHA"

and...

" "
with comments...
"sup hunxxxxxxx"
"jus a bit fed up dw i be fn hun xox"
"u ok babez?"
"not really but i'll deel wiv it"~
"pm me hun"
"na ok bab i dnt feel like tellin any1"

Someone just posted that 2/3 year old daily mail article about the ginger muslim enforcing sharia in an area of London..

Cue about 50 responses that me reposting here would get me banned

The people sharing the "asda" £500 giveaway scam make me want to smash my fist through the screen! It makes me sick at how incredibly stupid a growing number of people are these days. I often wonder what came first, stupidity or facebook?!
It was the same last year with the "argos" tv giveaway. One quick click on to the "argos" page would have shown them that it only had 300 likes and only one post so it was quite obviously full of crap, yet they were still sharing as if they had a chance of getting a tv! They fully deserve to be scammed for being so dumb.

Although 1 of them was so ignorant it was funny..

"I neva new p*k"s cud be white and ginger!"

This ... Very much!

There is a growing army of sarcastic commenters on facebook lately tthough possibly people from this thread!!

A classic I saw the other week was

"Today is Sunday, Share this on your facebook wall.
Within 7 days you'll get another sunday!
it really works!!
one of my friends ignored this message and he got a Monday within 24 hours!
Believe me it works!!


Legend!

Also there's a picture going round of a doctor with his head in his hands with a caption

"5 more likes and I could have saved the baby "

LOL

My "religious" cousin commented on one of those chain mail things. It was a picture of a crushed up car. I cant remember all of it but it was really long winded and the gist was everyone doubted god in some way and they ended up in a painful death. It was things like someone saying their car was safe except of you were travelling in the boot, but then they were involved in a smash and the boot was perfect condition but everything else was smashed and everyone died.

The whole moral of the tale was if you believe in god you post amen and you will live a happy life. If you ignore it then you will die a horrible death.

I was so tempted to put a sarcastic comment about how great this god was who they were all amenning to if any of that tale was true, that he would just go round dishing out painful deaths to anyone who didnt comment amen. But i was too scared to! I hate it when people fall for crap like that.

These are advanced facebook twattery along with
"LIKE IF YOU HATE CANCER" etc

I know someone who starts to drop hints about her birthday (and the extravagant gifts she's hoping everyone will buy for her) about six months in advance of the actual date... :yawn:

She does the same about her son whose birthday is almost exactly six months after her own... so you can imagine what the most frequent "keywords" are in her FB status updates.

Every single "Can't believe may lil "angle" / sxc man's birthday is only a few days away" status has one and only motive

Well, quite...

"Tiresome" just doesn't quite do it justice.

Then on the day "Happy birthday to my precious special lil baba 2 TODAY!!! Love you millions my baby xxxxx

I always want to put..
So your amazing "angle" can read and goes on facebook aged 2. Have you called Mensa?"


on a similar subject Profiles for babys/ toddlers GRRRRRR!

Another theme seems to be the mum's who have no time for going out to town and normally has a status on the weekend of "So glad I am over drinking in town getting drunk and wasting time and money rather be home with people I love " but yep you guessed it a few weeks later they are out having a "cheeky" drink how it's cheeky I don't know and normally end up in such a state even facebook might not accept the pics they are that bad !

From Miss Gloomy in the past few hours

" So fed up it's unreal "
(no comments)

" never felt such despair"
(no comments, I think people are getting sick of her now)

" think i may go away FOREVER!"
Comment:
" why hun?"
" i'm so fed up hun xx"
"why you live rent free and you have your family to support you"
" they don't know my despair hun i love him"
" you need to get over him if he wanted you he would be with you"

" i know hun thx xxx"

half hour later...


" i miss you and i love you"
(no comments)

"thats it i'm leaving facebook nobody wants to talk to me"
(no comments)

10 minutes later...

" that's it bye facebookers i'm gone"
comment:
"don't go hun"
"i have to cant be doing this anymore!"


an hour later..
"decided to stay on facebook to keep up wiv the people who want me"
( no comments)

" i wish this pain would leave me"
Comment:
wanna go for a drink hn?
"dunno i'm feeling so sad"

"ah cum on hun twil cheer ya up"

half an hour later

" off on the piss woop! wwoooooppp!

" so drunk haha feeling better"

about 10 mins ago...

"back home now and wondering how i can live without him"


You may think this is a teenager filled with angst but no,
She is 30+ FFS!

Anyone who has a "Cheeky" anything is automatically added to my tw@ list :sleep: