Am I the only one who thinks that "widdle man" sounds like someone's pet name for a penis...

No, no, you're not. Widdle sounds like piddle and I've known men refer to their penis as the old chap. (I've known some very strange men )

That's pure gallus man, I dinnae dae that.

From a 15 year old girl who i actually feel sorry for and want to save!

"Happy 8 month anniversary to my *boyfriend* i love you so much baby. We may have split up several times but we always make up. Our relationship isnt always the best, youve hurt me and ive hurt you, physically and emotionally but we were made for each other. I couldnt live without you xxxx"

So shes 15 years old, 8 months into a violent relationship but shes never been happier! Whats worse is all her friends liking it and commenting on what a cute couple they make. Why are so many young people nowadays happy and content in volatile relationships like this? Its worrying that she thinks this is how perfect relationships are.

"Sobbing my heart out about the plane crash in scotland"

The worst kind of attention seeking and faux-grief.

She hasn't even got a grasp of what's happened either.

Edit: also she's hundreds of miles away and has no connection to the incident

That's very, very sad. 15?? She's only a bairn! That poor child.

That sounds similar to a friend of a friend, whose statuses I used to peek at. She's always moaning about how certain situations are 'a lowd of wank' or 'tak fukin piss'. She was once writing updates whilst at the benefits office, moaning that it 'taks fukin piss' that she had to wait to be seen. That's waiting for these benefits that she does nothing to earn.

I used to laugh at how bad her writing was but some of the statuses posted on here make her look like Shakespeare!


Let me guess, the mum was about 14 when she had her...?


I found that case to be Facebook's ultimate "look how mature I am writing about this and showing my support!" bandwagon.


shez fiftyn ys she nt typin lyk dis???

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Funny, in terms of "intelligent" status updates rather than pure bleedin' thick ones, a guy I went to school with constantly comments any time ANYONE famous has died. It's quite cringeworthy as he comments in such a way that leads people to believe he knew the person. He's an English teacher in an Eastern European country so he has quite a patronising manner at times, I think he posts them because he thinks he's teaching his students (yes, he's friends with them on FB too ) about these people but there's no need to comment on EVERYONE famous who dies. He does the same with Irish & UK news events too.....

Some of my favourites are ones who post like they're the BBC.

The most special post I've ever seen was someone who was on a train that hit someone (suicide, I believe). Complained about the delay and posted a *picture* of the front of the train with a dent in it.

No, so they do exist! The only annoying thing she does is put loads of emoticons in her status updates.

I find it really sad that there are girls that age growing up thinking that being verbally and physically abused is ok in a relationship!

The sad thing is at the minute shes got nothing to stay for. They dont live together, dont have kids etc so what would she be like in the same situation in five years time?

I dont know her that well so i cant really go up to her and tell her its wrong but its so sad to see all her friends who know her well saying how cute they are together. Its like a whole class of them is growing up thinking thats normal.

Grieflympics strikes again. Did you point out it was a helicopter crash, not a plane crash and presumably her grief at being so personaly affected by the whole thing led to her reporting it inaccurately?

No, I saw my towns Spotted page too, and thought the same thing. (Unless we are from the same town )

APPY ANNIVERSARY TO MY BF

AINT MA BF HANDOSME HERE A LIKKL PICCI TO KEEP YOU UPDATED

SPENDIN DA DAY IN A HOTEL WIT MA BF

ONE YEAR ON BB AND IM SO APPI

HAPPY ANNIVERSAY BB, JUST WOKE UP FOR MORNING SUNGGLEIN BED WIV DA BF

LOVE YOU BF

DA BF IS ORDERIN ME CAKE FOR BREAKFAST AWWWW


Seperate facebook statuses from a girl off my course.

"Why is it I'm always ****ing targeted and singled out to be taken for a mug? I'd rather just have nobody in my life if I'm honest. Makes it so much easier...

Yeah I'm not the "popular kid" that just gets attention through bullying others to make themselves look better. There's a line when it comes to "banter"...usually I'll tolerate it but now It's just got up to the point where I just feel like I'm there to be used as a scapegoat for others to take the ****ing piss out of. It's at that point where I'm starting to feel that I have next to no real friends anymore.

It's been like that all of my life. And to be honest...I'm through with it. Maybe it'd just be better if I left for a new life on my own and never bothered anybody again. Maybe things would get better then.

Not that anyone could ****ing care anyway."

Yes, that is just one status! Why people feel the need to put stuff like this on Facebook I'll never know. If you were really feeling this bad I doubt you'd be broadcasting it to everyone you know. Unfortunately, no-one has liked it yet...

Classy!

That genuinely made me spit tea over my iPad. New iPad please paperplanes

Nice Guy will buy you one...but you'll have to go out with him and if you don't put out he'll want it back along with the McDonalds he'll....

never mind, i'll post you one now

Not sure the boyfriend would be too amused but would be worth it just to see the reaction if a seagull passes by overhead!

Thanks for the replacement

I always want to reply to lines that with "the 'aint' part is right!"

What a total pathetic thread this is.

So who is doing the spying?

The people who use Facebook to spy on other Facebook users'????

If not, how else did you come by your information?

This whole thread has got to be the most shameful thread on DS.

Love the seagull status-hilarious. Seagulls are bonkers.

I have come off FB for a bit as I'm finding it so annoying now. All it is is "so and so likes Alpro Soya Milk". Who cares. For fun a "loathe" button is urgently needed.

Nobody is spying... Many are quoting what someone has actually written. The minute you write something online it's in a public domain anyway.

I'm guessing one of your posts has been quoted then.

Somebody has said rip Paul Walker . But there saying about why the out pouring of grief for him but not Lee Rigby . Um wtf when he was murdered fb was full of tributes etc . How nice exploiting someone's death for a silly knee jerk status (needless to say the status was full of bad spelling too)

What do you mean by "spying" - nobody is spying. You know how FB works, right?!