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#76 |
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I can relate to this status from this morning 'got my son ready for school, took him there, to find he's starts tomorrow'! The bus turned up for my son, we were all in bed, we waited on the corner for the bus, it was teacher training!! It was sooo much easier in my day, before Baker was Education Minister. School openings and closings were for teachers AND pupils!
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#77 |
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Got someone who is pregnant who keeps posting these ridiculous pictures of fruit which say "my baby is now the size of a lemon". Seriously, what's the point?
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#78 |
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Got someone who is pregnant who keeps posting these ridiculous pictures of fruit which say "my baby is now the size of a lemon". Seriously, what's the point?
That is a funny post. I've never encountered a pregnancy update like that..hahahah
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#79 |
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Join Date: Oct 2011
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Got someone who is pregnant who keeps posting these ridiculous pictures of fruit which say "my baby is now the size of a lemon". Seriously, what's the point?
The constant baby update though from a friend who is a week part from due date but sadly on facebook drives me nuts the following status I think shows what kind of mum she will be ..... "Not long now till I have baby still dont feel real tbh even tho I can feel her moving and kicking mad to think, looking forward so I can have a alchol drink hehe" |
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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Think this one takes the biscuit. A picture of a black baby and underneath is written "you won't 'like' this because you're racist". What????
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Think this one takes the biscuit. A picture of a black baby and underneath is written "you won't 'like' this because you're racist". What????
I ignored
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#82 |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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"Lets do this!!! Gym time baby!!! Hope the ankle holds out lol!!"
Is that really an lol comment? The person who posted this is, obviously, an overweight person. Only overweight people feel the need to post 5 statuses about their visit to the gym. |
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#83 |
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The City of Chelmsford, Essex
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Hahaha! Thats even better than "like if you love your grandma, ignore if you want grandma to die"
I ignored ![]() |
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#84 |
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: DAVEVILLE, Daveshire DA1 1VE
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"Lets do this!!! Gym time baby!!! Hope the ankle holds out lol!!"
Is that really an lol comment? The person who posted this is, obviously, an overweight person. Only overweight people feel the need to post 5 statuses about their visit to the gym. One of my cousins is a gym addict, but he isn't overweight at all, is well toned and muscular. But almost every day he has three or four status updates about being at the gym and how hard it is. |
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#85 |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Not true.
One of my cousins is a gym addict, but he isn't overweight at all, is well toned and muscular. But almost every day he has three or four status updates about being at the gym and how hard it is. Now, this cousin, is his profile private?
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#86 |
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Join Date: Apr 2012
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Think this one takes the biscuit. A picture of a black baby and underneath is written "you won't 'like' this because you're racist". What????
"Just Because You’re Not Racist Doesn’t Mean You’re Not a Racist"
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Join Date: Jul 2012
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Not a status, but a post i've just seen on a facebook page for a college i'm thinking of attending
"i av just passed my lvl.1 literacy exam! AT ****** COLLEGE. am buzzing. am going for my lvl 2 next. i've had a great wknd here and it was all for free! anyone on j.s.a can apply.B.B.AND EVENING meals inc." I think she needs to go back!! ![]() |
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#88 |
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Join Date: May 2012
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My best mate is preg at the moment and she isn't on facebook but has an app to say how big or heavy baby is and every week a new fruit or veg is sent to her phone which we find ok but she only tells people if they ask details of how long etc
The constant baby update though from a friend who is a week part from due date but sadly on facebook drives me nuts the following status I think shows what kind of mum she will be ..... "Not long now till I have baby still dont feel real tbh even tho I can feel her moving and kicking mad to think, looking forward so I can have a alchol drink hehe" Quote:
Think this one takes the biscuit. A picture of a black baby and underneath is written "you won't 'like' this because you're racist". What????
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Not a status, but a post i've just seen on a facebook page for a college i'm thinking of attending
"i av just passed my lvl.1 literacy exam! AT ****** COLLEGE. am buzzing. am going for my lvl 2 next. i've had a great wknd here and it was all for free! anyone on j.s.a can apply.B.B.AND EVENING meals inc." I think she needs to go back!! ![]()
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#89 |
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: DAVEVILLE, Daveshire DA1 1VE
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Consider me corrected!
Now, this cousin, is his profile private? ![]() Yes I am afraid it is. His recent passion is photography too, he's started posting several pictures a day. To be fair, they started off rough but have vastly improved as he learns. But he still posts the odd crap one, but everyone comes out of the woodwork posting about great even the bad ones are. He's also found God, and is becoming a wee bit annoying with the statuses of how wonderful God's world is and how God is his protector and stuff like that. |
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#90 |
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Not a status, but a post i've just seen on a facebook page for a college i'm thinking of attending
"i av just passed my lvl.1 literacy exam! AT ****** COLLEGE. am buzzing. am going for my lvl 2 next. i've had a great wknd here and it was all for free! anyone on j.s.a can apply.B.B.AND EVENING meals inc." I think she needs to go back!! ![]() |
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#91 |
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lancs
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This one posted to my feed...
Dogs just eaten husbands tea, shit! ![]()
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#92 |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Someone I used to hang about with a bit got a job in a school as a teaching assistant. I see she has it all over Facebook that she's a teacher!
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#93 |
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Ireland
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Someones child fell last night, she posted pictures of him crying, and people have liked it.... it makes me sad
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#94 |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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This one posted to my feed...
Dogs just eaten husbands tea, shit! ![]() ![]()
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#95 |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Had to post this one, thankfully not a friend of mine but still....
Life is so cruel. I'm feeling for the croppers right now. And then you get the divvys everyday that only care about work or what they look like. Pretty sure she thinks Corrie is real life? |
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Join Date: Feb 2012
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"2 years ago i never would have imagined i would ever get married to the most perfect man in the world. Now i have the date set and everything booked for my big day!"
Yes love, that would be because youve only known the bloke a few months! |
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#97 |
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Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: UK
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Think this one takes the biscuit. A picture of a black baby and underneath is written "you won't 'like' this because you're racist". What????
I have an instagram selfie obsessed girl on mine that posts four times in a row Don't you think I look like *celebrity with the same hair colour and eye colour* then a months later it'll be another celebrity. I'm like..."Remove your head from your arse young lady, in need of oxygen" |
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#98 |
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Lancashire
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Has no one seen that posting " They hurt her " ?
Its about a young girl getting bullied and I think she gets thrown down a drain and dies. All the bullies suffered the same fate , I think and the post ends if you don`t share , you`ll suffer the same fate
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#99 |
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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This one posted to my feed...
Dogs just eaten husbands tea, shit! ![]() ![]() ![]() Quote:
Has no one seen that posting " They hurt her " ?
Its about a young girl getting bullied and I think she gets thrown down a drain and dies. All the bullies suffered the same fate , |
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#100 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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"miss my sam and sian love u both so much xxx"
I'm guessing one's his girlfriend and one's his girlfriend's daughter? Or he has two girls on the go. |
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