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Old 02-09-2013, 09:58
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I can relate to this status from this morning 'got my son ready for school, took him there, to find he's starts tomorrow'! The bus turned up for my son, we were all in bed, we waited on the corner for the bus, it was teacher training!! It was sooo much easier in my day, before Baker was Education Minister. School openings and closings were for teachers AND pupils!
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Old 02-09-2013, 15:38
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Got someone who is pregnant who keeps posting these ridiculous pictures of fruit which say "my baby is now the size of a lemon". Seriously, what's the point?
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Old 02-09-2013, 16:29
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Got someone who is pregnant who keeps posting these ridiculous pictures of fruit which say "my baby is now the size of a lemon". Seriously, what's the point?

That is a funny post. I've never encountered a pregnancy update like that..hahahah
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Old 02-09-2013, 16:44
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Got someone who is pregnant who keeps posting these ridiculous pictures of fruit which say "my baby is now the size of a lemon". Seriously, what's the point?
My best mate is preg at the moment and she isn't on facebook but has an app to say how big or heavy baby is and every week a new fruit or veg is sent to her phone which we find ok but she only tells people if they ask details of how long etc
The constant baby update though from a friend who is a week part from due date but sadly on facebook drives me nuts the following status I think shows what kind of mum she will be .....

"Not long now till I have baby still dont feel real tbh even tho I can feel her moving and kicking mad to think, looking forward so I can have a alchol drink hehe"
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Old 02-09-2013, 19:31
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Think this one takes the biscuit. A picture of a black baby and underneath is written "you won't 'like' this because you're racist". What????
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Old 02-09-2013, 19:51
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Think this one takes the biscuit. A picture of a black baby and underneath is written "you won't 'like' this because you're racist". What????
Hahaha! Thats even better than "like if you love your grandma, ignore if you want grandma to die"

I ignored
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Old 02-09-2013, 19:56
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"Lets do this!!! Gym time baby!!! Hope the ankle holds out lol!!"

Is that really an lol comment?

The person who posted this is, obviously, an overweight person. Only overweight people feel the need to post 5 statuses about their visit to the gym.
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Old 02-09-2013, 20:00
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Hahaha! Thats even better than "like if you love your grandma, ignore if you want grandma to die"

I ignored
They're not mutually exclusive, in fact anyone who truly loves their grandma would probably not want her to suffer the curse of immortality...
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Old 02-09-2013, 20:15
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"Lets do this!!! Gym time baby!!! Hope the ankle holds out lol!!"

Is that really an lol comment?

The person who posted this is, obviously, an overweight person. Only overweight people feel the need to post 5 statuses about their visit to the gym.
Not true.

One of my cousins is a gym addict, but he isn't overweight at all, is well toned and muscular.

But almost every day he has three or four status updates about being at the gym and how hard it is.
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Old 02-09-2013, 20:23
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Not true.

One of my cousins is a gym addict, but he isn't overweight at all, is well toned and muscular.

But almost every day he has three or four status updates about being at the gym and how hard it is.
Consider me corrected!

Now, this cousin, is his profile private?
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Old 02-09-2013, 20:36
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Think this one takes the biscuit. A picture of a black baby and underneath is written "you won't 'like' this because you're racist". What????
Reminds me of a post I saw a while back.

"Just Because You’re Not Racist Doesn’t Mean You’re Not a Racist"
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Old 03-09-2013, 17:17
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Not a status, but a post i've just seen on a facebook page for a college i'm thinking of attending

"i av just passed my lvl.1 literacy exam! AT ****** COLLEGE. am buzzing. am going for my lvl 2 next. i've had a great wknd here and it was all for free! anyone on j.s.a can apply.B.B.AND EVENING meals inc."

I think she needs to go back!!
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Old 03-09-2013, 18:36
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My best mate is preg at the moment and she isn't on facebook but has an app to say how big or heavy baby is and every week a new fruit or veg is sent to her phone which we find ok but she only tells people if they ask details of how long etc
The constant baby update though from a friend who is a week part from due date but sadly on facebook drives me nuts the following status I think shows what kind of mum she will be .....

"Not long now till I have baby still dont feel real tbh even tho I can feel her moving and kicking mad to think, looking forward so I can have a alchol drink hehe
"
I think she may be in for a rude awakening when the baby arrives!

Think this one takes the biscuit. A picture of a black baby and underneath is written "you won't 'like' this because you're racist". What????
Um....what?!?
Not a status, but a post i've just seen on a facebook page for a college i'm thinking of attending

"i av just passed my lvl.1 literacy exam! AT ****** COLLEGE. am buzzing. am going for my lvl 2 next. i've had a great wknd here and it was all for free! anyone on j.s.a can apply.B.B.AND EVENING meals inc."

I think she needs to go back!!
Oh, the irony!
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Old 03-09-2013, 18:44
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Consider me corrected!

Now, this cousin, is his profile private?
Haha,

Yes I am afraid it is.

His recent passion is photography too, he's started posting several pictures a day.

To be fair, they started off rough but have vastly improved as he learns.

But he still posts the odd crap one, but everyone comes out of the woodwork posting about great even the bad ones are.

He's also found God, and is becoming a wee bit annoying with the statuses of how wonderful God's world is and how God is his protector and stuff like that.
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Old 03-09-2013, 19:15
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Not a status, but a post i've just seen on a facebook page for a college i'm thinking of attending

"i av just passed my lvl.1 literacy exam! AT ****** COLLEGE. am buzzing. am going for my lvl 2 next. i've had a great wknd here and it was all for free! anyone on j.s.a can apply.B.B.AND EVENING meals inc."

I think she needs to go back!!
I would perhaps reconsider going to this college if the level of teaching results in that!
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Old 04-09-2013, 19:14
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This one posted to my feed...

Dogs just eaten husbands tea, shit!
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Old 04-09-2013, 19:41
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Someone I used to hang about with a bit got a job in a school as a teaching assistant. I see she has it all over Facebook that she's a teacher!
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Old 04-09-2013, 20:09
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Someones child fell last night, she posted pictures of him crying, and people have liked it.... it makes me sad
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Old 04-09-2013, 20:10
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This one posted to my feed...

Dogs just eaten husbands tea, shit!
Thats actually quite amusing
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Old 04-09-2013, 22:53
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Had to post this one, thankfully not a friend of mine but still....

Life is so cruel. I'm feeling for the croppers right now. And then you get the divvys everyday that only care about work or what they look like.

Pretty sure she thinks Corrie is real life?
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Old 04-09-2013, 23:03
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"2 years ago i never would have imagined i would ever get married to the most perfect man in the world. Now i have the date set and everything booked for my big day!"

Yes love, that would be because youve only known the bloke a few months!
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Old 04-09-2013, 23:06
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Think this one takes the biscuit. A picture of a black baby and underneath is written "you won't 'like' this because you're racist". What????
I like the ones that tell me to like this or my mum will die in 74 seconds


I have an instagram selfie obsessed girl on mine that posts four times in a row Don't you think I look like *celebrity with the same hair colour and eye colour* then a months later it'll be another celebrity. I'm like..."Remove your head from your arse young lady, in need of oxygen"
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Old 04-09-2013, 23:47
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Has no one seen that posting " They hurt her " ?
Its about a young girl getting bullied and I think she gets thrown down a drain and dies. All the bullies suffered the same fate , I think and the post ends if you don`t share , you`ll suffer the same fate
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Old 05-09-2013, 03:32
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This one posted to my feed...

Dogs just eaten husbands tea, shit!
Has she cooked sh*t for her husband's tea??

Has no one seen that posting " They hurt her " ?
Its about a young girl getting bullied and I think she gets thrown down a drain and dies. All the bullies suffered the same fate ,
Yes. I remember seeing that one on Facebook a couple of years ago and it looks like it's now doing the rounds on there again.
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Old 05-09-2013, 10:45
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"miss my sam and sian love u both so much xxx"

I'm guessing one's his girlfriend and one's his girlfriend's daughter? Or he has two girls on the go.
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