Leave her alone, her Mail On Sunday delivery is late this morning

I'm sure she mean's she's crying with laughter?

"Watching an old episode of jeremy kyle... It made me cry"

1- If you don't like the content of the thread don't read it, Nobody is forcing you too.

2- The things we are all talking about on Facebook are being published online for all to see by attention hungry idiots so we are giving them some attention.

3- Faux-outrage is sooo 2011

R.I.P Paul Walker is today's like whore favourite.

It's a mass faux-grief orgy

and I got into an argument for commenting on the irony of what happened to him considering the film they are all talking about him being in and when they got arsey about it I used the Facebook get out clause reply for when you have offended someone..

"Just Sayin'" :yawn:

So which statuses mentioned were yours?.

Go on, own up.

I think it's Selfie Hotpants Girl

Someone just added a pic of her toddler sat in her buggy in front of the tv on her own. I remember i wrote this once before so out of interest i looked through her photots and there are 13, yes 13 pics of the kid sat alone facing the tv!

Theres ones of her as a baby in one of those bed things on the floor about two foot from the tv. Then it progresses to the kid in a high chair 2 foot from the tv, all the way until shes big enough to sit alone of the floor staring up at the tv. Now the one in the buggy just looks like shes been dumped in front of kids tv shows while the parents have better things to do.

She'll be one of those with the 'Full Time Mummy' description.... 😄

I thought she was 30 not 58!

Anyone else's news feed getting like a shopping channel at the moment?

Got one flogging various items of clothing, another flogging crafts.

Oh & the various visits to Brum German Market. I went the once with my brother & I wasn't impressed.

(On the 'plus side', I saw Claire Short(MP for Ladywood at the time!) pass by in a car outside the old Central TV studios!)

If it is, can you please **** off posting 8 million pics of your delightful weekend in London at the Winter Wonderland with your mates wearing matching fur hats and go back to looking after your son for once in your life?

Thanks. Oh, and your new hair extensions look shit.

Mine is full of bingo adverts and other times i keep seeing this 'Smeeters' thing. There's also another one called 'Grouper' which runs on the same format as Smeeters but just under a different name.

I'm starting to get slightly fed up with pictures of people's Christmas trees. And I've already seen the obligatory countdown to Christmas in sleeps. From a woman in her fifties....

If it is selfie hotpants girl, feel free to send me pics, I wont mind.

the bf didn't let me eat cookie dough

then her bf comments: yep but bub i give you the good pillow and a back rub so that's more enough.

He's a total control freak, like Christian Grey but unsexy and bland. Christian Earl Grey.

Some girl I went to school with is honestly the most self obsessed person I know. She was in the Fast and Furious movie a few years ago (can't remember which one) and all she did was stand around in the background as an extra for ONE scene. You can't even see her at all in the movie.

She just posted a status saying "RIP Paul Walker. Can't believe we were in the same movie together x".

**** off.

I'm very sad for one. I really liked him when he presented "Catchphrase"

Ah She was obviously in need of something to get morally outraged about then!

I'd have been tempted to reply, "I can't believe you were in the same movie either."

That kind of faux-grief, attention-seeking status makes me mad, especially when she's using someone's death to basically say, "Look at me, I mix with famous people."

Oh my God I couldn't cope with that

The wording was actually "can't believe we were in the same film!" which makes it even more annoying. Conveniantly missing out the fact he was the lead star and her jacket and hair was in the background of a scene for 5 seconds.

After all the tributes to Paul Walker my timeline is now littered with tributes to the driver who died with him
" who is being forgotten because he isn't famous."
Lovely sentiment but definitely smacks of bandwagon jumping.

The "share this candle for all involved in the helicopter crash in glasgow" photo is doing the rounds

Yes it's tragic what has happened, but what good is sharing a photo, if people want to do something, donate to charity or see if there is an online collection people can donate to

"RIP Paul Walker and his friend. Thoughts are with your families"

Do you have Paul Walker or his friend or their families as Facebook friends? Probably not - so what's the point other than a bit of good old Facebook faux compassion....

"FKS SAKE I TV IS OFF FKN JOKERZ MEKKIN ME MISS XFACTA N IMACELB N THAY WONDA Y PPL MONE ABT PAYIN 4 A FKN TV LYSENSE GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!


I've had about 30 posts moaning about Itv going off but this was the best/worst