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Old 02-12-2013, 00:34
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Miss Gloomy...
Yesterday

"Things are lookin UP !"

2 hours later...
"So fedup why always me"
comments I don't even need to post as you can guess )

Today..

"Ah sunday sunday lazy sunday"
(she does nothing every day_

"I've lost 10 pounds on my diet wooop wooop me"

"mmm big fat fry up" (yes really )


" i feel so fat and ugly"
(Cue comments from men telling her she's fit)

"got a cold "

"so cold brrrr"

"feeling unwell wish i had a nice man to cuddle"

It would be so much easier if she just posted
"NEED ATTENTION!!!"once a day.
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Old 02-12-2013, 06:46
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"FKS SAKE I TV IS OFF FKN JOKERZ MEKKIN ME MISS XFACTA N IMACELB N THAY WONDA Y PPL MONE ABT PAYIN 4 A FKN TV LYSENSE GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!


I've had about 30 posts moaning about Itv going off but this was the best/worst
Did you respond that the tv licence is not for ITV?!

And why spell licence as lysense? It's not even shorter than the correct spelling.
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Old 02-12-2013, 07:08
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"FKS SAKE I TV IS OFF FKN JOKERZ MEKKIN ME MISS XFACTA N IMACELB N THAY WONDA Y PPL MONE ABT PAYIN 4 A FKN TV LYSENSE GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!


I've had about 30 posts moaning about Itv going off but this was the best/worst
I've only just worked out what "IMACELB" means
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Old 02-12-2013, 09:10
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That's pure gallus man, I dinnae dae that.
A superb album. The opening track seriously rocks.
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Old 02-12-2013, 15:02
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A superb album. The opening track seriously rocks.
Certainly is, GUN were one of the most under rated rock bands ever in my humble opinion.
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Old 02-12-2013, 15:08
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Certainly is, GUN were one of the most under rated rock bands ever in my humble opinion.
Don't get me started!

Judgement Day will bring grunge to answer for its crime towards bands like Gun. Just as that class Brit rock scene was really taking off, grunge killed it stone dead.

Anyway, back on topic, Facebook is bollocks, as is being proved in this very thread.
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Old 02-12-2013, 15:12
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OMG Tom Daley is Gay, buggar, dat means ill need a sex chang for im to shag me now
She's in her 40s, as if he'd be interested anyway.
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Old 02-12-2013, 18:36
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She's in her 40s, as if he'd be interested anyway.
It's pathetic, He's gay so what?
Someone coming out is hardy big news these days is it.

I find the obsession with people being gay annoying and borderline homophobic.

I'd like to announce I'm straight! Do you care? NO! so why all the wooos and arrrrs that someone has come out
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Old 02-12-2013, 23:07
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bag_oAVIAAIFiY7.jpg:large

This picture then "Imagine waking up to this...." #trueromantic"


I am not being funny but if someone was texting me 'Babe' 'Babbbbeeeeeeeeeeee' and calling me 7 times early in the morning, they'd better be in jail or on fire otherwise they'd be on a one way ticket to dumped.
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Old 03-12-2013, 22:11
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SHG is now at the iThink's bunny boiler mate game on Twitter.

"OMG I never want this night to end" (painfully obvious she's on a date)
"New bed sheets haha"
next morning
"Can't get out of bed - what a night! And don't want to"
"hot bath - happy SHG"
" my night has suddenly turned crap"

Lather rinse & repeat. Every time she has a date she does the old post about them, make friends with them, post about them again, think it's The One after shagging them on the first date and then..... bam. Nuthin'.

And then all hell breaks loose..... and she threatens to be a lesbian before her weirdo stalker followers tell her not to.
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Old 03-12-2013, 22:13
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bag_oAVIAAIFiY7.jpg:large

This picture then "Imagine waking up to this...." #trueromantic"


I am not being funny but if someone was texting me 'Babe' 'Babbbbeeeeeeeeeeee' and calling me 7 times early in the morning, they'd better be in jail or on fire otherwise they'd be on a one way ticket to dumped.
Reminds me of the Truckasaurus ad from the Simpsons... "If you miss this you'd better be dead, or in jail. And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT!!!!" :horns:
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Old 03-12-2013, 23:01
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bag_oAVIAAIFiY7.jpg:large

This picture then "Imagine waking up to this...." #trueromantic"


I am not being funny but if someone was texting me 'Babe' 'Babbbbeeeeeeeeeeee' and calling me 7 times early in the morning, they'd better be in jail or on fire otherwise they'd be on a one way ticket to dumped.
Omg that's creepy, and she expects her friends to be jealous??
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Old 04-12-2013, 02:43
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Ah, I found SHG on Twitter and, consequently, Facebook! I don't know which of the two girls in the photo is her but that's kind of ruined the SHG magic'n'mystery now!
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Old 04-12-2013, 09:12
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Ah, I found SHG on Twitter and, consequently, Facebook! I don't know which of the two girls in the photo is her but that's kind of ruined the SHG magic'n'mystery now!
Erm...... OK.:s
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Old 04-12-2013, 09:32
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It's pathetic, He's gay so what?
Someone coming out is hardy big news these days is it.

I find the obsession with people being gay annoying and borderline homophobic.

I'd like to announce I'm straight! Do you care? NO! so why all the wooos and arrrrs that someone has come out
I thiught he was bi not gay ?
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:16
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I had to chuckle at this one

"Got ma new bike n so lukin forward to goin on a long ride wiv ma fella to shift summa this weight"

"Maneged 2 hrs 2dy bt gona do more 2moz and keep goin till i lose weight"

"Dam cant go on ma bike cos the bearin and suspensions broke. Gota wait now see wen i can av it fixed. Wana shift this weight b4 xmas"
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Old 04-12-2013, 12:20
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I had to chuckle at this one

"Got ma new bike n so lukin forward to goin on a long ride wiv ma fella to shift summa this weight"

"Maneged 2 hrs 2dy bt gona do more 2moz and keep goin till i lose weight"

"Dam cant go on ma bike cos the bearin and suspensions broke. Gota wait now see wen i can av it fixed. Wana shift this weight b4 xmas"
Cruel, but...
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Old 04-12-2013, 13:03
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Anyone else i wouldnt laugh at but shes the kind whos always on about shifting weight and diets. She will post when shes lost 1lb and then wait for her friends to congratulate her before posting how shes celebrating by going out for chinese!
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Old 04-12-2013, 15:58
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I had to chuckle at this one

"Got ma new bike n so lukin forward to goin on a long ride wiv ma fella to shift summa this weight"

"Maneged 2 hrs 2dy bt gona do more 2moz and keep goin till i lose weight"

"Dam cant go on ma bike cos the bearin and suspensions broke. Gota wait now see wen i can av it fixed. Wana shift this weight b4 xmas"
Brilliant

(Not liking the new smileys,
Come on DS! WE NEED ROLL EYES FOR THIS THREAD!)
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Old 04-12-2013, 16:02
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Last 3 updates from from Miss Gloomy...

"Don't Know what to do wiv Myself "

"Got tooth ache "

"oh well looks like just me this year all alone for christmas, oh the joys "

No Comments to any, I think people have got fed up with her Gloominess now.
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Old 04-12-2013, 16:09
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Miss Dopey..

" My family are all selfish C***s,
F**k the lot of you I hate you I have no F**king family from now on don't need you c*** All I need is my baby boy.. Love you so much *********"

Her son has been in care since he was 2 weeks old because of her neglect and doesn't even know who she is.

She's right to be fair her family are total ****s but so is she!

She goes on and on about how much she loves her son but even when she's had numerous chances to get him back EVERY TIME she has put her latest "boyfriend" before the child.

She even moved 250 miles away to be with the "love of her life" who dumped her after 3 weeks and she had to return round here with her tail between her legs after absolutely ripping in to everyone before she left.

Stupid Bitch! :devil:
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Old 04-12-2013, 16:14
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Omg that's creepy, and she expects her friends to be jealous??
Apparently :/ It'd be calling the police...if someone had rang me 7 time in the morning I'd think they were in an accident or something else really terrible.
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Old 04-12-2013, 16:14
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SHG is now at the iThink's bunny boiler mate game on Twitter.

"OMG I never want this night to end" (painfully obvious she's on a date)
"New bed sheets haha"
next morning
"Can't get out of bed - what a night! And don't want to"
"hot bath - happy SHG"
" my night has suddenly turned crap"

Lather rinse & repeat. Every time she has a date she does the old post about them, make friends with them, post about them again, think it's The One after shagging them on the first date and then..... bam. Nuthin'.

And then all hell breaks loose..... and she threatens to be a lesbian before her weirdo stalker followers tell her not to.
If I were a bunny I'd be scared, there seem to be a lot of women out there with their pots readily boiling.
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Old 04-12-2013, 16:38
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From a 'nurse' who's daughter of '14' who gave birth 3 days ago .....


just had to send (boys name) home, practically screaming and kicking, to get some rest, he has not left (daughters name) side since Friday...I could not wish for a more supportive boyfriend for (dau ghters name)or a more loving daddy to (babies name). Just goes to show not teen parents CAN do a wonderful job........x


It's only 3 days and a novelty for the boy FFS.

Give it a few months love and he will be off

I think she is trying to convince herself :yawn:
An update of the 'wonderful' father of the baby. And as I expected he has not been mentioned or been in any of the photo's with his daughter since.

Young love Eh!
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Old 04-12-2013, 16:57
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This is from a woman in her mid 40s just today...
(This stuff is posted on her small business profile by the way!)


"Any body see the report about the Romanians on the streets of London, begging, sleeping rough and using shop door ways as toilets Wow happy New Year England"

COMMENT: let em stay in London....we don't want them !!!!!

"Well I for one with not stop celebration christmas just because all to, fu*k them rag heads"

"On the news Lee Rigby COURT CASE BBC1"

"SO my daughters school is doing a play of jack and beanstalk instead of Nativity this year.
F**king Muslims again i suppose.


Do we think she may have an agenda

It's not just that, We also are treated to posts such as

"I've heard that Baby P's mother is living in ********** not far from me"

"ATTENTION The POLICE are trying to keep this quiet but ******** ******** who lives at ************** Street is a PEADO!!
Yes you read correctly..
A few people who live by him have told me this! SO KEEP YOUR KIDS AWAY FROM HIS HOUSE THE DIRTY SCUM!!!!

That obviously stirred up a bit of local hysteria


No Proof whatsoever of course and more than likely just locals with a grudge


She must realise the trouble she could cause.
People like her should be banned from the internet.

The person I speak of above has just posted..

"So it is a crime to post sex offenders names they say on the news !!!!!! Well come and arrest me then , because if I know the name of one I will be posting it ......."

Comments:
" Who is it? Please inbox me?x"

--reply: You miss understand, on the news someone has broken the law for naming the two woman who allowed a man to abuse their children. They say it is a crime to name people on social networks. I am saying if I get to hear of someone I will name them . No hesitation and they could arrest me for it xxx

Comment: "Ohh lol I was gonna say just brought my daughter into the world yano I likw to no these things xx"


EDIT: Someone commented " Well hun posting names with no proof can cause loads of problems and is illegal.

her reply: I DON'T CARE, THERE IS NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE.. THEY CAN ARREST ME!!!!!"


I hope this STUPID woman does get arrested because she is posting rumors with NO PROOF and will end up getting someone who is most likely innocent seriously hurt.



We have also been treated to her other obsession (Muslims) today with the following..

" So yet another local school has replaced Nativity with a pantomime, All for the bloody Muslims again no doubt"


and this posted along with a picture of Lee Rigby

"Why do they let them have what they want in prison like a place to pray , and they want to be called by their Muslim names so they do......................... Get a grip they get nothing they want end of............................."
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