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Worst Facebook status updates (Part 2)
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Moany Liza
04-12-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“Miss Dopey..

" My family are all selfish C***s,
F**k the lot of you I hate you I have no F**king family from now on don't need you c*** All I need is my baby boy.. Love you so much *********"

Her son has been in care since he was 2 weeks old because of her neglect and doesn't even know who she is.

She's right to be fair her family are total ****s but so is she!

She goes on and on about how much she loves her son but even when she's had numerous chances to get him back EVERY TIME she has put her latest "boyfriend" before the child.

She even moved 250 miles away to be with the "love of her life" who dumped her after 3 weeks and she had to return round here with her tail between her legs after absolutely ripping in to everyone before she left.

Stupid Bitch! :devil:”

Is this a friend of yours?
iThink
04-12-2013
Originally Posted by Moany Liza:
“Is this a friend of yours? ”

Only on FB, I'd have deleted her long ago but on a boring day at work reading her statuses are better than Jeremy Kyle
Moany Liza
04-12-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“Only on FB, I'd have deleted her long ago but on a boring day at work reading her statuses are better than Jeremy Kyle”

I don't think I could cope with having someone like that as a FB friend... in case anyone thought they were a friend in real life. I'd hate having to explain that away!
iThink
04-12-2013
Originally Posted by Moany Liza:
“I don't think I could cope with having someone like that as a FB friend... in case anyone thought they were a friend in real life. I'd hate having to explain that away! ”

I have my friends privacy set up so that my friends can only see mutual friends so anyone who can see her on my friend list also has her as a friend on theirs so they can't really say anything lol

Also the 5 or 6 people who are worthy of reposting on here are in a special list so I have to click it to see their posts so their drivel doesn't soil my main news feed
bookaddict
04-12-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“The person I speak of above has just posted..

"So it is a crime to post sex offenders names they say on the news !!!!!! Well come and arrest me then , because if I know the name of one I will be posting it ......."

Comments:
" Who is it? Please inbox me?x"

--reply: You miss understand, on the news someone has broken the law for naming the two woman who allowed a man to abuse their children. They say it is a crime to name people on social networks. I am saying if I get to hear of someone I will name them . No hesitation and they could arrest me for it xxx

Comment: "Ohh lol I was gonna say just brought my daughter into the world yano I likw to no these things xx"


EDIT: Someone commented " Well hun posting names with no proof can cause loads of problems and is illegal.

her reply: I DON'T CARE, THERE IS NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE.. THEY CAN ARREST ME!!!!!"


I hope this STUPID woman does get arrested because she is posting rumors with NO PROOF and will end up getting someone who is most likely innocent seriously hurt.



We have also been treated to her other obsession (Muslims) today with the following..

" So yet another local school has replaced Nativity with a pantomime, All for the bloody Muslims again no doubt"


and this posted along with a picture of Lee Rigby

"Why do they let them have what they want in prison like a place to pray , and they want to be called by their Muslim names so they do......................... Get a grip they get nothing they want end of............................."”

People like that are an insult to Lee Rigby. Using his tragic death to make her racist, stupid-beyond-belief comments.
bookaddict
04-12-2013
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“SHG is now at the iThink's bunny boiler mate game on Twitter.

"OMG I never want this night to end" (painfully obvious she's on a date)
"New bed sheets haha"
next morning
"Can't get out of bed - what a night! And don't want to"
"hot bath - happy SHG"
" my night has suddenly turned crap"


Lather rinse & repeat. Every time she has a date she does the old post about them, make friends with them, post about them again, think it's The One after shagging them on the first date and then..... bam. Nuthin'.

And then all hell breaks loose..... and she threatens to be a lesbian before her weirdo stalker followers tell her not to.”

I feel kind of bad, but reading all her first posts, and then getting to the BIB....that made me laugh!
MissPinotGrigio
04-12-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“Only on FB, I'd have deleted her long ago but on a boring day at work reading her statuses are better than Jeremy Kyle”

I have friends like that who I had no choice but to accept as they're work mates, so declining or blocking would have caused all sorts of political fallout. However when I get a new job in the new year..... hee hee. Excellent *wiggles hands*

Originally Posted by bookaddict:
“I feel kind of bad, but reading all her first posts, and then getting to the BIB....that made me laugh!”

Maybe she's found out that Selfie Hotpants Guy is a scat enthusiast :devil:
iThink
04-12-2013
Originally Posted by bookaddict:
“People like that are an insult to Lee Rigby. Using his tragic death to make her racist, stupid-beyond-belief comments.”

Could not agree more. (DS needs a LIKE or THUMBS UP button)
harpy
05-12-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“The person I speak of above has just posted..

"So it is a crime to post sex offenders names they say on the news !!!!!! Well come and arrest me then , because if I know the name of one I will be posting it ......."

Comments:
" Who is it? Please inbox me?x"

--reply: You miss understand, on the news someone has broken the law for naming the two woman who allowed a man to abuse their children. They say it is a crime to name people on social networks. I am saying if I get to hear of someone I will name them . No hesitation and they could arrest me for it xxx

Comment: "Ohh lol I was gonna say just brought my daughter into the world yano I likw to no these things xx"


EDIT: Someone commented " Well hun posting names with no proof can cause loads of problems and is illegal.

her reply: I DON'T CARE, THERE IS NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE.. THEY CAN ARREST ME!!!!!"


I hope this STUPID woman does get arrested because she is posting rumors with NO PROOF and will end up getting someone who is most likely innocent seriously hurt.



We have also been treated to her other obsession (Muslims) today with the following..

" So yet another local school has replaced Nativity with a pantomime, All for the bloody Muslims again no doubt"


and this posted along with a picture of Lee Rigby

"Why do they let them have what they want in prison like a place to pray , and they want to be called by their Muslim names so they do......................... Get a grip they get nothing they want end of............................."”

Complete moron. You'd think after that innocent man was killed last week people would have a little more sense than to post crap like that.
Scarlett Fever
05-12-2013
Originally Posted by harpy:
“Complete moron. You'd think after that innocent man was killed last week people would have a little more sense than to post crap like that.”

I was going to post that..... stupid cow
livingdeadgirl
05-12-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“The person I speak of above has just posted..

"So it is a crime to post sex offenders names they say on the news !!!!!! Well come and arrest me then , because if I know the name of one I will be posting it ......."

Comments:
" Who is it? Please inbox me?x"

--reply: You miss understand, on the news someone has broken the law for naming the two woman who allowed a man to abuse their children. They say it is a crime to name people on social networks. I am saying if I get to hear of someone I will name them . No hesitation and they could arrest me for it xxx

Comment: "Ohh lol I was gonna say just brought my daughter into the world yano I likw to no these things xx"


EDIT: Someone commented " Well hun posting names with no proof can cause loads of problems and is illegal.

her reply: I DON'T CARE, THERE IS NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE.. THEY CAN ARREST ME!!!!!"


I hope this STUPID woman does get arrested because she is posting rumors with NO PROOF and will end up getting someone who is most likely innocent seriously hurt.



We have also been treated to her other obsession (Muslims) today with the following..

" So yet another local school has replaced Nativity with a pantomime, All for the bloody Muslims again no doubt"


and this posted along with a picture of Lee Rigby

"Why do they let them have what they want in prison like a place to pray , and they want to be called by their Muslim names so they do......................... Get a grip they get nothing they want end of............................."”

How do you even know idiots like this? I'd be embarrassed.
21stCenturyBoy
05-12-2013
I'm shaking my head in disbelief at this truly moronic girl (a mother of one training to be a nurse, so not totally stupid)...

Status:

Whos nelson mandela? Heard of him but what did he do ?


Cue lots of people commenting, laughing and generally making a fuss of her. When somebody links to his Wiki page, said girl follows up with:

Oooooo so kinda like a rags to riches story like was a bit of a gangster then turned good, fair play to him! Was the same with the man who did the great train robbery wasnt it x


Where do people get off on being so wilfully thick nowadays?!
captainkremmen
05-12-2013
Originally Posted by 21stCenturyBoy:
“I'm shaking my head in disbelief at this truly moronic girl (a mother of one training to be a nurse, so not totally stupid)...

Status:

Whos nelson mandela? Heard of him but what did he do ?


Cue lots of people commenting, laughing and generally making a fuss of her. When somebody links to his Wiki page, said girl follows up with:

Oooooo so kinda like a rags to riches story like was a bit of a gangster then turned good, fair play to him! Was the same with the man who did the great train robbery wasnt it x


Where do people get off on being so wilfully thick nowadays?!”

Hahahaha.

What are they teaching in schools these days?.
missy83
05-12-2013
Originally Posted by captainkremmen:
“Hahahaha.

What are they teaching in schools these days?.”

Twerking and how to take a good selfie.
captainkremmen
05-12-2013
Originally Posted by missy83:
“Twerking and how to take a good selfie.”


Troo dat, ream.
Tt88
05-12-2013
Im fed up of all the nelson mandela statuses! A couple i can understand but im getting everyone, even people who i dont think know who he was, putting quotes of his. Most of them are the same.

Its as if as soon as the news broke, everyone took to facebook to write rip nelson mandela, then immediately wikipedia or google for a list of his most famous quotes. It looks like they are all trying to out do each other by giving the impression that they know these quotes off by heart!
iThink
05-12-2013
Originally Posted by Tt88:
“Im fed up of all the nelson mandela statuses! A couple i can understand but im getting everyone, even people who i dont think know who he was, putting quotes of his. Most of them are the same.

Its as if as soon as the news broke, everyone took to facebook to write rip nelson mandela, then immediately wikipedia or google for a list of his most famous quotes. It looks like they are all trying to out do each other by giving the impression that they know these quotes off by heart!”

Yes, Nothing like celebrity death for a good excuse for some shameless like-whoring
I find the "my thoughts are with the family" ones particularly pathetic unless they are personal friends of course (which they obviously are not)
Tt88
06-12-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“Yes, Nothing like celebrity death for a good excuse for some shameless like-whoring
I find the "my thoughts are with the family" ones particularly pathetic unless they are personal friends of course (which they obviously are not)”

I know he was a great man but some of my friends have gone way ott. Ive never ever heard them mention him before but now theres comments like "the greatest man to have ever lived has sadly passed away" "my one true hero..." And "the world will never be the same again".

Now im not being rude but hes not exactly done anything significant since hes been ill. When we found out he was ill we all knew he would die so its not like its a shock. Sad yes, but the way my friends are acting they all expected him to make a full recovery and go back to how he was decades ago!
iThink
06-12-2013
Originally Posted by Tt88:
“I know he was a great man but some of my friends have gone way ott. Ive never ever heard them mention him before but now theres comments like "the greatest man to have ever lived has sadly passed away" "my one true hero..." And "the world will never be the same again".

Now im not being rude but hes not exactly done anything significant since hes been ill. When we found out he was ill we all knew he would die so its not like its a shock. Sad yes, but the way my friends are acting they all expected him to make a full recovery and go back to how he was decades ago!”

I can just imagine someone sat on photoshop not churning out all the pictures of NM with inspirational quotes.

I have seen 5 different ones already.
shmisk
06-12-2013
loads on my feed saying 'RIP Mandella' and 'RIP Mandala'
iThink
06-12-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“Miss Gloomy...
Yesterday

"Things are lookin UP !"

2 hours later...
"So fedup why always me"
comments I don't even need to post as you can guess )

Today..

"Ah sunday sunday lazy sunday"
(she does nothing every day_

"I've lost 10 pounds on my diet wooop wooop me"

"mmm big fat fry up" (yes really )


" i feel so fat and ugly"
(Cue comments from men telling her she's fit)

"got a cold "

"so cold brrrr"

"feeling unwell wish i had a nice man to cuddle"

It would be so much easier if she just posted
"NEED ATTENTION!!!"once a day.”

Miss Gloomy's attention seeking really knows no bounds.

Last night..
"Been taken to hospital wiv pains in my chest, well scared and all alone"

followed by a couple of "OMG wots up hun type of comments with obviously no reply for effect


about half an hour later...
" I think I may be seriously ill" (not so serious that it keeps her off FB)
NO COMMENTS

10 mins after that...

"on my way home, having to walk as nobody will pick me up"
NO COMMENTS

"back home now the nurse said I have a bad cold"
NO COMMENTS

" feel so ill and I'm all alone "
comment: "you always seem to be ill hun, nearly every day lol"
No reply...

Blatant, Just blatant... I'd put money on the fact she didn't even leave her sofa, never mind get taken to hospital.
iThink
06-12-2013
Miss Bunny Boiler or SHG2 if you prefer..
This is a different man again she talks of...

"Why is it I tell myself not to get attatched because I will end up hurt even though we are only going on dates and aren't offical I really like him.
I can't be heartbroken again"


erm.. 1 date, about 4 days after declaring love for the last 1 date wonder

Here we go again!
iThink
06-12-2013
Originally Posted by shmisk:
“loads on my feed saying 'RIP Mandella' and 'RIP Mandala'”

They cared so much that they couldn't even spell his name correctly :s
wear thefoxhat
06-12-2013
Parents who log on to FB on the day, yes the very day their child died, to say how sad they are and will miss them etc, how can anyone even think "yeah, must log on to FB and update everyone" on such a day! just how!
SuperAPJ
06-12-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“" I think I may be seriously ill"

"back home now the nurse said I have a bad cold"”

It sounds like she had the female equivalent of Man Flu!
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