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Worst Facebook status updates (Part 2)
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podgicus
06-12-2013
Originally Posted by Tt88:
“Im fed up of all the nelson mandela statuses! A couple i can understand but im getting everyone, even people who i dont think know who he was, putting quotes of his. Most of them are the same.

Its as if as soon as the news broke, everyone took to facebook to write rip nelson mandela, then immediately wikipedia or google for a list of his most famous quotes. It looks like they are all trying to out do each other by giving the impression that they know these quotes off by heart!”

Even worse are the ones on my feed which are all "hilariously" mixing up Mandela and Morgan Freeman. If I see another status about how Red fro Shawshank Redemption has died I'm going to scream. It's just not funny and completely unnecessary.
Kiko H Fan
06-12-2013
I'm sure once your FB buddies have been sad at Mandela, no doubt complete with terrible mis-spelling, they'll be back to bashing Muslims and paedophiles.

Anyone had an update like "why did Mandela have to die when we have paedophiles still alive?"

Y DID MNDLU HV 2 DIE WHN WE STLL HV PEADOS.
trphil
06-12-2013
Originally Posted by Kiko H Fan:
“I'm sure once your FB buddies have been sad at Mandela, no doubt complete with terrible mis-spelling, they'll be back to bashing Muslims and paedophiles.

Anyone had an update like "why did Mandela have to die when we have paedophiles still alive?"

Y DID MNDLU HV 2 DIE WHN WE STLL HV PEADOS.”

Are you sure you're not on Facebook, you do it so well!
Kiko H Fan
06-12-2013
Originally Posted by trphil:
“Are you sure you're not on Facebook, you do it so well! ”

Not on Facebook, never will be, just been hanging around this thread far too often!!!
fitnessqueen
06-12-2013
Originally Posted by iThink:
“Yes, Nothing like celebrity death for a good excuse for some shameless like-whoring
I find the "my thoughts are with the family" ones particularly pathetic unless they are personal friends of course (which they obviously are not)”

I posted on here saying pretty much the same thing after reading a "thoughts are with the family" update about Paul Walker. The perpetrator of that one has inevitably gone overboard with the RIP Nelson Mandela hand wringing plus a few quotes posted up for good measure. It was inevitable really. Having said that- you should see the weeping, wailing and truly excruciating poems she writes when someone she actually knows dies! <wants to insert EEK smiley but can't>
clickthud
06-12-2013
A grown woman posted this. I can only assume this is supposed to be her cat talking.

I agwee auntie Mystique. but a name wike that would be a sore point for Mr Wowand. They say the twuth hurts.

Status' like that make my eyes bleed a little.
iThink
06-12-2013
Originally Posted by Kiko H Fan:
“I'm sure once your FB buddies have been sad at Mandela, no doubt complete with terrible mis-spelling, they'll be back to bashing Muslims and paedophiles.

Anyone had an update like "why did Mandela have to die when we have paedophiles still alive?"

Y DID MNDLU HV 2 DIE WHN WE STLL HV PEADOS.”

No but I had one suggesting with no irony that all peados should be moved to the east coast so they will drown when sea levels rise (seriously)
iThink
06-12-2013
Originally Posted by fitnessqueen:
“I posted on here saying pretty much the same thing after reading a "thoughts are with the family" update about Paul Walker. The perpetrator of that one has inevitably gone overboard with the RIP Nelson Mandela hand wringing plus a few quotes posted up for good measure. It was inevitable really. Having said that- you should see the weeping, wailing and truly excruciating poems she writes when someone she actually knows dies! <wants to insert EEK smiley but can't>”


The Paul Walker one caused a massive shit storm with one of the like whores on mine when a smart arse commented "Not so fast and furoius now"
iThink
06-12-2013
Originally Posted by clickthud:
“A grown woman posted this. I can only assume this is supposed to be her cat talking.

I agwee auntie Mystique. but a name wike that would be a sore point for Mr Wowand. They say the twuth hurts.

Status' like that make my eyes bleed a little.”

How do they manage to post whilst wearing that straight jacket?
thewaywardbus
06-12-2013
7 years ago today my baby cousin was taken away from us. Rest in piece angel. Love you lots x x

I know it's sad, but was the kid decapitated?
Horton
06-12-2013
A girl on my FB wrote today "in a fowl mood", made me chuckle to myself!
thewaywardbus
06-12-2013
Originally Posted by Horton:
“A girl on my FB wrote today "in a fowl mood", made me chuckle to myself!”

You should correct her, or are you too much of a chicken??
wear thefoxhat
06-12-2013
People who post mawkish stuff such as "I love my kids, they are my world, my life, if you love your kids re-post this and share", there's always a crappy photo of clouds or a sunset or something, I'm always tempted to write "my kids are a pain in the backside", or "well get off FB and spend some time with them then!".
iThink
06-12-2013
Miss Chav the "Full time mummy" who has now changed her facebook name to
****** mummytothreeprincessesandaprince *****

TYM 4 THA MASH UP 2 BEGIN WKD WKND EYA I CUM!!!
mrtdg82
06-12-2013
Originally Posted by thewaywardbus:
“7 years ago today my baby cousin was taken away from us. Rest in piece angel. Love you lots x x

I know it's sad, but was the kid decapitated?”

I had one recently from an 18 year old lad saying '17 years today nan died... Rip' etc etc... I mean come on! What's the point in that?
azalea
06-12-2013
My friends son is always sick and I mean like ever single day! Hundreds of my poorly iccle monkey and my brave ikkle man status updates. The child is always at the doctors having tests done all of which are posted about. Now this weekend she has taken him to the hospital. This is after a week of posts such as 'wot a waste of fkin space dis doctorz I know mre about mi child than u' and 'dis NHS no nufin 3 diff docz n non of em can tel me wot wrong wiv my poorly ikkle man' Now the child is in hospital, I know this because she has tagged herself and him there and on the ward every day as well as many pictures of him in his hospital bed. Cue hundreds of 'oh no hope u OK chic xx' type responses.
The child is probably genuinely not well at the moment but it just seems like shameless attention seeking with all the Facebook updates. If your child is unwell be with him, not the world and Facebook.
I really only keep her for the entertainment value.
SuperAPJ
07-12-2013
Originally Posted by azalea:
“My friends son is always sick and I mean like ever single day! Hundreds of my poorly iccle monkey and my brave ikkle man status updates.”

Does she say 'Ma lil man got rivas ov snot runin dwn iz fac but ez still ma sxc lil man!'?
SuperAPJ
07-12-2013
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“Erm...... OK.:s”

No, no, no, the correct response is as follows:

Quote:
“That reminds me of a really funny joke!

Q. What's more tragic than SHG's Twitter posts?
A: Actively seeking out SHG's Twitter posts.

Oh wait, that's not a joke.”

cutekitty7686
07-12-2013
A girl who is always ill or dying posted yet another status of how ill she is . This girl has had every media concerned illness from bird flu to a pic being posted of a "false widow " bite however after a number of comments stating they couldn't see bite the pic was removed .
Tonight status of illness :
Her: Omg so ill not been this bad in a while
I responded saying it sounds like you are suffering from Hypochondriasis especially from all the illnesses that you have had in the past !
Her : Omg I fink so 2 hope the doctors can do something
thewaywardbus
08-12-2013
I had a link on my newsfeed this morning of Paul Walker's supposed death shot. I know it wasn't genuine, but I really didn't need to see someones bloody face first thing this morning. She even knew it was fake so no idea why she felt the need to post the picture!. She is now deleted from my friend list.

2nd entry in a week, my facebook friends are getting worse!
thewaywardbus
08-12-2013
Originally Posted by thewaywardbus:
“I had a link on my newsfeed this morning of Paul Walker's supposed death shot. I know it wasn't genuine, but I really didn't need to see someones bloody face first thing this morning. She even knew it was fake so no idea why she felt the need to post the picture!. She is now deleted from my friend list.

2nd entry in a week, my facebook friends are getting worse!”

second person shared this link, second person deleted from my friend list
paperplanes_
08-12-2013
AH LOVE MA BOYFRIEND !!!!!!!!!!!


- no one cares.
TrollHunter
08-12-2013
I go into Facebook to see my friends' updates.
I go into this thread to see SHG, Miss Gloomy and all the other tragic folks' updates
MissPinotGrigio
08-12-2013
Originally Posted by paperplanes_:
“AH LOVE MA BOYFRIEND !!!!!!!!!!!


- no one cares.”

One of my mates put up a post at the start of the year wondering why girls feel the need to post "I LOVE my man!" posts all the time.

She's since found a new chap and guess what? "I LOVE MA BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!1111onehundredandeleven" day in day out.

I'm delighted she's found a man, but what a hypocrite!
vierte
08-12-2013
Someone on my Facebook announced they were pregnant using a bitstrips cartoon which is a change from all the boring blob scan pictures however this person didn't tell all of their family and so unsurprisingly they weren't happy about finding out via a cartoon.
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