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Worst Facebook status updates (Part 2)
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rache_
11-12-2013
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“Maybe you're her in disguise rach hahaha. She's bloody unreal, god knows why she ended up on my friends list in the first place. Thank god she's not anymore, I only follow her on Twitter as she's a textbook car-crash Tweeter ”

I've had to leave her on in case she does anything truly interesting....I'm not counting buying various new hats and posing in them, or pictures of her dog (one appears to have gone missing)
MissPinotGrigio
11-12-2013
Originally Posted by rache_:
“I've had to leave her on in case she does anything truly interesting....I'm not counting buying various new hats and posing in them, or pictures of her dog (one appears to have gone missing)”

I saw that, just before I defriended her! One of her cats has died too. Nice to see she leaves them all alone with each other locked in the kitchen most of the day too......
rache_
11-12-2013
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“I saw that, just before I defriended her! One of her cats has died too. Nice to see she leaves them all alone with each other locked in the kitchen most of the day too......”

All evening and weekend too by the look of her new-hair-on-the-train and same-hair-in-the-club pics
Tt88
11-12-2013
"Im absolutely digusted at the remarks some people r makin about something so tragic. Yes ppl have opinions but keep em to yaself, his family dont wana hear the sh** you bin sayin".

Comment from friend "whats up hun?"
Comment from poster "its not for fb soz hun x"

Well why the hell put it on there in the first place then?

And one who will possibly get the boot. Posted one of those pictures for everyone to share. Its a picture of lee rigbys killer with the statement "beheads a british soldier on uk soil. Mainstream media sweeps it under the rug" then a picture of a soldier with the statement "puts a fatally wounded taliban soldier out of his misery, mainstream media supports life sentence for murder"

Kind of ironic that i dont know the name of the uk soldier or the man he killed, but i know lee rigby and his murders. So i dunno if i was living under the rug it was swept under. The media couldnt get enough of that story.
paperplanes_
12-12-2013
ALERT ALERT

Boyfriend Bore has posted a picture of her and "ma bub" reinacting the Bound 2 pose. The caption is "we wer bound 2 fall in lov"

Give me a gun, I want to shoot myself.
Scarlett Fever
12-12-2013
Originally Posted by paperplanes_:
“ALERT ALERT

Boyfriend Bore has posted a picture of her and "ma bub" reinacting the Bound 2 pose. The caption is "we wer bound 2 fall in lov"

Give me a gun, I want to shoot myself.”

the what?
paperplanes_
12-12-2013
Originally Posted by Scarlett Fever:
“the what?”

The video for the song Bound 2, Kayne West is driving a motorbike and Kim Kardasain is straddling him....only these people have reinacted it on a normal desk chair.
BellaRosa
12-12-2013
(persons name) move away from the cooker NOW !!!!!!!!!


(Persons name) But it's warm


(Persons name) its the cupcakes that I am worried about lol xox



These 2 are both standing in the kitchen of the same house posting this to FB ....



WHY ???????
cutekitty7686
12-12-2013
Originally Posted by BellaRosa:
“(persons name) move away from the cooker NOW !!!!!!!!!


(Persons name) But it's warm


(Persons name) its the cupcakes that I am worried about lol xox



These 2 are both standing in the kitchen of the same house posting this to FB ....



WHY ???????”

I have friends who are like this but it's when they go for food which normally starts with "omg catchup with my girlie"
then "omg waiter so funny" which the other one comments and this continues back and fore .
Then they go home and post about all the stuff again .
paperplanes_
12-12-2013
Originally Posted by cutekitty7686:
“I have friends who are like this but it's when they go for food which normally starts with "omg catchup with my girlie"
then "omg waiter so funny" which the other one comments and this continues back and fore .
Then they go home and post about all the stuff again .”

The same sort of girls who write
"Nice chilling wiv my gorgeous bff"
"love you girl"
"love you too girl"
Scarlett Fever
13-12-2013
Originally Posted by paperplanes_:
“The video for the song Bound 2, Kayne West is driving a motorbike and Kim Kardasain is straddling him....only these people have reinacted it on a normal desk chair.”

Ah... ty
SuperAPJ
14-12-2013
It may already have been mentioned but Facebook are toying with the idea of a 'Sympathise' button. Ugh.
Jason100
14-12-2013
From the same girl who i posted about a few pages ago:

"Some people r control freaks"

Sounds like she has lots of issues.
MissPinotGrigio
14-12-2013
I've now unfollowed SHG from Twitter as well as FB. The endless pics of cupcakes were far too exciting for my staid little life.
Jason100
14-12-2013
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“I've now unfollowed SHG from Twitter as well as FB. The endless pics of cupcakes were far too exciting for my staid little life.”

I wonder if she will share them with me?
owly
14-12-2013
Originally Posted by SuperAPJ:
“It may already have been mentioned but Facebook are toying with the idea of a 'Sympathise' button. Ugh.”

I saw this too - it's as if to say 'Why waste time typing out a personal message, when you could just press a button and hey presto, your friend gets a notification that you care! Keeping interaction to a minimum, just like you want it.'
TrollHunter
14-12-2013
Here's a brilliant article that sums up this entire thread so succinctly:
http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/3043482
James Frederick
14-12-2013
Originally Posted by owly:
“I saw this too - it's as if to say 'Why waste time typing out a personal message, when you could just press a button and hey presto, your friend gets a notification that you care! Keeping interaction to a minimum, just like you want it.' ”

Makes sense really as when people post they are not well or something is wrong a like button is wrong
paperplanes_
15-12-2013
"NumbaOneMummy"

In bed for snugglies wiv ma man, best da to ma lil angel and lil princesse evah! Love u

Person comments: Oh u back wiv Dave? good yer kids gt their dad
NumbaOneMummy: No babe, he onli ces dem wkenids!
Person 2: she's bin wiv mike since lacii-morgan was born! u nd mike make such a gud coupli hun!
Person 1: oi lol
NumbaOneMummy: No nt wiv him animore hun! i'm wiv Big Jonno now.
Person 2: aw, hop u av gd xmas wiv him hun!

Dave: Child's father
Mike: Unofficial father after Dave and 'NumbaOneMummy' broke up, they got together when she was pregnant with her second
Big Jonno is the local lager lout

I've changed the names but barely.
AnitaS
15-12-2013
Originally Posted by paperplanes_:
“"NumbaOneMummy"

In bed for snugglies wiv ma man, best da to ma lil angel and lil princesse evah! Love u

Person comments: Oh u back wiv Dave? good yer kids gt their dad
NumbaOneMummy: No babe, he onli ces dem wkenids!
Person 2: she's bin wiv mike since lacii-morgan was born! u nd mike make such a gud coupli hun!
Person 1: oi lol
NumbaOneMummy: No nt wiv him animore hun! i'm wiv Big Jonno now.
Person 2: aw, hop u av gd xmas wiv him hun!

Dave: Child's father
Mike: Unofficial father after Dave and 'NumbaOneMummy' broke up, they got together when she was pregnant with her second
Big Jonno is the local lager lout

I've changed the names but barely.”

Lil angel and lil princesse and lacii-morgan (same kid?) must be awfully confused!
paperplanes_
15-12-2013
Originally Posted by AnitaS:
“Lil angel and lil princesse and lacii-morgan (same kid?) must be awfully confused! ”

I think lacii-morgan is the same as lil princess unless she's popped out another.
wonkeydonkey
15-12-2013
Someone on my facebook - otherwise unobjectionable in every way - always refers to her youngest child as 'poor Jack'. There must be hundreds of photographs - "poor Jack meeting Santa Claus!" "Poor Jack in his new mittens!"

It's making me nervous. What miasma of tragedy is blighting this child's life? He always looks all right to me.
MissPinotGrigio
15-12-2013
Originally Posted by wonkeydonkey:
“Someone on my facebook - otherwise unobjectionable in every way - always refers to her youngest child as 'poor Jack'. There must be hundreds of photographs - "poor Jack meeting Santa Claus!" "Poor Jack in his new mittens!"

It's making me nervous. What miasma of tragedy is blighting this child's life? He always looks all right to me. ”

Are they Irish? It's a common enough saying in Ireland re kids.
AnitaS
15-12-2013
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“Are they Irish? It's a common enough saying in Ireland re kids.”

Is it the same as saying dear Jack? Or wee Jack?
MissPinotGrigio
15-12-2013
Originally Posted by AnitaS:
“Is it the same as saying dear Jack? Or wee Jack?”

Kinda. It's generally "poor auld Jack" or "poor little Jack".
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