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Worst Facebook status updates (Part 2)
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wonkeydonkey
15-12-2013
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“Are they Irish? It's a common enough saying in Ireland re kids.”

Oh, thanks. I knew this forum would be educational.
Tt88
15-12-2013
Someone i know was always posting onfb about her husband and her two kids (hes the father to both). Then they suddenly got divorced after she started seeing someone else and got pregnant. Soon after the third kid was born she married new bloke.

Now its as if she has one child. The other two barely get a mention. Every day she put pictures of her youngest kid and updates on what hes doing.

Lately its loads of pictures of her and the youngest son on holiday with the husband before they go to lapland after xmas. Loads of statuses about how excited and in the christmassy mood they are with no mentionat all for the two kids shes left at her parents.

Im so tempted to comment because she did this in the summer when her, hubby and their kid went to disneyland while the older kids stayed home with their dad. Its frustrating seeing all her constant updates and photos of what is clearly her favourite kid.
chandlerp
16-12-2013
Ask her how the other two are doing and wait for the response.
ronifto
16-12-2013
Originally Posted by paperplanes_:
“"NumbaOneMummy"

In bed for snugglies wiv ma man, best da to ma lil angel and lil princesse evah! Love u

Person comments: Oh u back wiv Dave? good yer kids gt their dad
NumbaOneMummy: No babe, he onli ces dem wkenids!
Person 2: she's bin wiv mike since lacii-morgan was born! u nd mike make such a gud coupli hun!
Person 1: oi lol
NumbaOneMummy: No nt wiv him animore hun! i'm wiv Big Jonno now.
Person 2: aw, hop u av gd xmas wiv him hun!

Dave: Child's father
Mike: Unofficial father after Dave and 'NumbaOneMummy' broke up, they got together when she was pregnant with her second
Big Jonno is the local lager lout

I've changed the names but barely.”

This fills me with rage ! What language is this? I would have to unfriend this.
Helsie
16-12-2013
I've just had someone post a picture of his daughter flat out on the floor being attended to by paramedics after she fell and hurt herself doing gymnastics.

Why would you do that? She's on a stretcher with a neck brace on. I would have thought making she was ok would be priority?
dslrocks
16-12-2013
That noise best of been because you are severley inbred you cant talk and not because you were taking the piss out of my daughter having a winge BECAUSE YOU ALL ****ING WOKE HER UP YOU ****ING ****ING WANKING ***** !!! DO NOT MAKE ME HANG OUT OF MY WINDOW SHOUTING OBSCENTITIES AT YOU BECAUSE ITS TO COLD !!!I

Calm down dear.

(whatever happened to the rolleyes smiley?!)
LincsDan32
17-12-2013
Somebody on my timeline has just posted an invoice saying that he has bought a Playstation4 and Xbox One along with some associated games, cost well over £1000.

But what's at the bottom of the invoice....


His address

Probably not the sharpest tool in the shed!
paperplanes_
17-12-2013
Love day wiv ma bestie

then a few hours later the other girl posts

Evenin wiv ma bestie


These girls are in their twenties. And one of them had previously said the other was really awkward....I don't even know anymore.
MissPinotGrigio
17-12-2013
Originally Posted by LincsDan32:
“Somebody on my timeline has just posted an invoice saying that he has bought a Playstation4 and Xbox One along with some associated games, cost well over £1000.

But what's at the bottom of the invoice....


His address

Probably not the sharpest tool in the shed!”

Yup, SHG did that on a few pics a while back (which is why I'm NOT divulging her identity as she'd be bloody stalked to death by her "fans" on this thread). In addition to taking a pic of a client's cheque with bank details on. Oh, and her pics are open to all & sundry on t'interweb. And yet she remains in a job.
rache_
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“Yup, SHG did that on a few pics a while back (which is why I'm NOT divulging her identity as she'd be bloody stalked to death by her "fans" on this thread). In addition to taking a pic of a client's cheque with bank details on. Oh, and her pics are open to all & sundry on t'interweb. And yet she remains in a job.”

Ah, and then she said it was ok as the cheque was a cancelled one!
AnitaS
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by Helsie:
“I've just had someone post a picture of his daughter flat out on the floor being attended to by paramedics after she fell and hurt herself doing gymnastics.

Why would you do that? She's on a stretcher with a neck brace on. I would have thought making she was ok would be priority?”

Good grief, that takes attention-seeking to a whole new level.
fluffymingo
18-12-2013
This one took some time to translate...

'Wat ama ment 2 do wiv no baki??!!'


What made it worse was the torrent of 'Oh no! Poor you, how will you cope?' style responses.
Tt88
18-12-2013
I will replace real names with the relation to the poster, you will see what i mean...

"Phew im nakard. Just finished wrapin sons xmas pressies. This yr he got 28 jus from me and boyfriend! One spoilt boy"

Friend 1: "dont blame u hun, got to spoil him cos this is his 1st xmas wiv a dad who has a job! Xxx"
Original poster: "nah boyfriend only started work yday n gets paid mothly. Got a loan to buy the pressies den pay it off wen boyfriend gets paid xx".

I dont even know where to start! The fact she gets a loan to buy an excessive amount of presents for a four year old despite moaning about the lack of money and lack of space in her flat. Or the fact that all her boyfriends become her sons dad whilst shes dating them! This must be the fourth or fifth dad hes had thats been mentioned of facebook.
francie
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by paperplanes_:
“The video for the song Bound 2, Kayne West is driving a motorbike and Kim Kardasain is straddling him....only these people have reinacted it on a normal desk chair.”

Classy.
Aries_123
18-12-2013
I went on FB the other day and someone's status was something along the lines of -
I cant go on anymore..whats the point

Someone else commented - whats wrong hun. inbox

Why do people post these attention seeking status'
eugenespeed
18-12-2013
Ever seen this idiot?
Ed R.Marley
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“Ever seen this idiot?”

Oh you!
avasgranny
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by Ed R.Marley:
“Oh you!”

Bloody hell it was your facebook page. Gee gawd. I wondered who the hell it was.
SuperAPJ
18-12-2013
This is something I've yet to see myself but I wonder how many Facebook users are now ditching the idea of traditional wedding invites for a wedding 'Event' on the site. Cue other people seeing the Event and having real-life arguments because they weren't invited.
lostinlost2
18-12-2013
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“Ever seen this idiot?”


I literally just thought f*** how have you found me
eugenespeed
19-12-2013
Originally Posted by lostinlost2:
“I literally just thought f*** how have you found me”

It's an old trick, but I like it
Calien01
20-12-2013
This popped up late last night....

My new carpet is 1 week old today
MissPinotGrigio
20-12-2013
Some of these new "Life Events" they're now asking you to add are pretty scary in terms of influencing the rather naïve and attention seeking amongst us to post all sorts.

Marriages, births, starting work, travelling is fine. But it's stuff like "my Dad died" and even "lost baby" I can't help but think is really, really not for social media consumption
Helsie
20-12-2013
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“Some of these new "Life Events"

Marriages, births, starting work, travelling is fine. But it's stuff like "my Dad died" and even "lost baby" I can't help but think is really, really not for social media consumption ”

Seriously?!
MissPinotGrigio
20-12-2013
Originally Posted by Helsie:
“Seriously?!”

Yep. Already seen people adding in parental deaths and miscarriages, cancer diagnoses etc.

I'd like to think my real friends know those "events" and have the dignity to commiserate with me privately, I really have no desire to put any life event (bar when I moved to England, and that's not really anyone's business either) on my FB timeline.
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