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#1201 |
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those genious developers at Facebook have developed a security question where you have to correctly identify your friends from their uploaded photos! Not only that, but they weren't pictures of my friends, but of their bloody kids! It was pictures of babies for christ's sake.
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#1202 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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This is actually from someone on my twitter feed but i decided it should go in here:
"Oh gosh, why must I forget I get grassed up when I write things on social networking sites" |
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#1203 |
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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This is actually from someone on my twitter feed but i decided it should go in here:
"Oh gosh, why must I forget I get grassed up when I write things on social networking sites" In the past few days i've had 4 friends who I previously thought were intelligent, post status updates like "What time does Argos open?", "What time does Primark and Tesco open", all posted from iphones, which if i'm not mistaken gives them easy access to this amazing thing called 'the internet'. Had to resist the urge to do the classic reply "Google is your friend" |
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#1204 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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Eh? Makes no sense!!
In the past few days i've had 4 friends who I previously thought were intelligent, post status updates like "What time does Argos open?", "What time does Primark and Tesco open", all posted from iphones, which if i'm not mistaken gives them easy access to this amazing thing called 'the internet'. Had to resist the urge to do the classic reply "Google is your friend" "If the wifi goes down during another powercut tonight, i will scream" Are some people thick? |
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#1205 |
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 1,335
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'Ah it's Christmas tomorrow init? Ah bless.. I well love christmas with my lovely family. They really are the best. Love you mum, dad, uncle Paul, auntie Sharon, jay, Wendy, nan, grandad, uncle Peter and Gemma. Love my family so much. Christmas is a time for love and happiness and especially tlove time with my family. If I did not mention your name and you are 'family' then you are not welcome this year. U know who u are. We don't need your bs drama like last year had enough of your attitude. U know who you are. Merry christmas everyone!!!'
This obviously followed by comments with ... Who u talking about?? |
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#1206 |
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Posts: 5,292
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Most people's facebook wall today will be full of people posting pictures of food,alcohol and presents. Trying to prove how great a Christmas they are all having. Amirite?
![]() "omg so many presents" "omg so much wrapping paper to pick up" "On the sherry at 8:30 this morning #call the priory" "turkey is in the oven". All followed with half a dozen pictures. |
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#1207 |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 17,242
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I just came on here to voice my despair at grown women making little piles of presents, taking photos, then putting them on Facebook to boast about how their man spoils them etc
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#1208 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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I just came on here to voice my despair at grown women making little piles of presents, taking photos, then putting them on Facebook to boast about how their man spoils them etc
I've realised today how tacky so many of the people I know are. Boasting like there is no tomorrow about all their presents. Gross |
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#1209 |
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: durham
Posts: 10,407
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I just came on here to voice my despair at grown women making little piles of presents, taking photos, then putting them on Facebook to boast about how their man spoils them etc
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#1210 |
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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I've seen a status, from a friend of a friend, along the lines of 'Got the best Xmas present ever today when my wonderful girlfriend accepted my proposal of marriage!'
How sickly swee-, no, just sickly! It's the guy's third engagement in about three years, so I'd like to comment 'OMG congrats hun, hope u mak it 2 the registry office this tym LOL xxxx'. |
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#1211 |
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Under your Bed
Posts: 8,139
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Facebook annoys me over Christmas, everyone bragging and showing off what they've received.
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#1212 |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 4,792
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Thank god it's Boxing Day and I won't have to look at endless photos of people's Christmas dinners! Yes you have turkey, you have sprouts, you have roasties - just like 90% of the population! Whoop de do.
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#1213 |
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Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: west yorkshire
Posts: 859
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Its the photos of the piles of presents for kids that get me. Especially as some of the kids are too young to understand what is happening.
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#1214 |
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Join Date: Jun 2013
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Its the photos of the piles of presents for kids that get me. Especially as some of the kids are too young to understand what is happening.
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#1215 |
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Join Date: Feb 2012
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Since when was christmas a competitive event?
So far ive seen the following updates "Wow 5 whole hours of opening presents, im bloody knackered now!" "Ha that didnt take the boys long to open all their pressies! 200 presents between the two of them" "Just spent four hours with all the kids opening pressies and still got pressies from mum and dad to come!" |
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#1216 |
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Join Date: Jun 2013
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While Facebook brings out the awful in people, Facebook+Christmas makes them bloody awful. Usual photos of piles of presents (one delighted in saying 76 presents, all in identical wrapping paper), tablets for 1 year olds, photos of wine drinking at 9am, photos of manky looking dinners, status updates of whatever crap is being watched on TV.
Today, I'm being treated to updates about the dash for the Next sale (probably the worst clothing sale ever) and photos of more presents as the in-laws arrive. I think it just highlights how insecure some people are and how they think quantity of presents means you are more loving to your kids than someone who didn't get many. |
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#1217 |
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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I have a friend who recently got into a relationship and she's a nightmare on Facebook. She is always posting how perfect her life is and tagging them in bed together!!! She's been seeing him less than two months but has moved in with him and even signed her Christmas card from the both of them and his kid. I preferred it when she was miserable and posting woe is me status'!!!!
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#1218 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Back of the shed.
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One of my friends posted pictures of her child's first Christmas with a room full of presents. The said baby is not even 4 months old....
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#1219 |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 6,104
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I've seen a status, from a friend of a friend, along the lines of 'Got the best Xmas present ever today when my wonderful girlfriend accepted my proposal of marriage!'
How sickly swee-, no, just sickly! It's the guy's third engagement in about three years, so I'd like to comment 'OMG congrats hun, hope u mak it 2 the registry office this tym LOL xxxx'. ![]() Quote:
Thank god it's Boxing Day and I won't have to look at endless photos of people's Christmas dinners! Yes you have turkey, you have sprouts, you have roasties - just like 90% of the population! Whoop de do.
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#1220 |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 4,792
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It seemed like half my friends list got engaged yesterday, some had only been together a few months!
![]() This! none of them looked at all inviting to eat ![]() |
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#1221 |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 4,792
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Since when was christmas a competitive event?
So far ive seen the following updates "Wow 5 whole hours of opening presents, im bloody knackered now!" "Ha that didnt take the boys long to open all their pressies! 200 presents between the two of them" "Just spent four hours with all the kids opening pressies and still got pressies from mum and dad to come!" |
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#1222 |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Agreed- a lot of them looked like someone had vomited on the plate but perhaps that was just the bread sauce?
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#1223 |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 691
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I felt so sorry for one of my FB friends as her baby ended up in hospital and is really rather poorly.
However, I'm not sure it was necessary for a photo of baby in an oxygen mask and on a drip to be posted...poor thing, I do feel so sorry for her and her baby but I wouldn't have posted a photo of it! |
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#1224 |
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 3,853
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I felt so sorry for one of my FB friends as her baby ended up in hospital and is really rather poorly.
However, I'm not sure it was necessary for a photo of baby in an oxygen mask and on a drip to be posted...poor thing, I do feel so sorry for her and her baby but I wouldn't have posted a photo of it!
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#1225 |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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I felt so sorry for one of my FB friends as her baby ended up in hospital and is really rather poorly.
However, I'm not sure it was necessary for a photo of baby in an oxygen mask and on a drip to be posted...poor thing, I do feel so sorry for her and her baby but I wouldn't have posted a photo of it! |
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