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Worst Facebook status updates (Part 2)
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TrollHunter
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by snoopy33:
“Has no one seen that posting " They hurt her " ?
Its about a young girl getting bullied and I think she gets thrown down a drain and dies. All the bullies suffered the same fate , I think and the post ends if you don`t share , you`ll suffer the same fate ”

First post on page 3 quotes it.

Please don't tell me you made this post because of this quote:
Quote:
“If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a Carmen Winstead it's actually true”

I know the story ends saying 'FACT' but you do realise that that doesn't mean it's actually true??
MissPinotGrigio
05-09-2013
There's one in Ireland doing the rounds at the mo quoting a perfectly decent poem about how everything is taxed. The poem is perfectly fine, but there's some bolloxology at the bottom about how life in Ireland was so much better, healthier and more prosperous 100 years ago.

They clearly aren't familiar with the Irish Civil War, the Lockouts and all the tenements that were around in Dublin then so.
Central cake
05-09-2013
Just had this crap from an attention seeker






Beckie
Don't speak to me then, I get the point snm

Yvette
Lol who's ignoring you now sis?? Xx

Beckie
inbox sis lol xx

Attention seeking idiot.

The other week she put a pic up of her new dyed hair. I made a comment that I did not like it and I think her old colour suited her better god she went off on one saying unless I have something nice to say I should not say anything.

All she wanted was compliments lol.
Supercell
05-09-2013
A lot of my friends are in the 'having children' phase of their lives but the majority don't go on about it luckily.However, one just posted this and managed two of my pet hates I one go! Can you guess what they are?!

"My baby girl has done a day up 2 now with no nappy and 2 wee wees on potty yaayyyy xxx"
LaceyLouelle3
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by Supercell:
“A lot of my friends are in the 'having children' phase of their lives but the majority don't go on about it luckily.However, one just posted this and managed two of my pet hates I one go! Can you guess what they are?!

"My baby girl has done a day up 2 now with no nappy and 2 wee wees on potty yaayyyy xxx"”

I'm guessing x's at the end of a status...and the use of 2 instead of two?
BellaRosa
05-09-2013
Not a status update but I am on a Ghost/Paranoral page and someone was showing a photo of a grave yard .. Someone wrote this .....

" I hadn't realized it was a Cemetery at first, but as soon as I saw the picture it made me feel uneasy. Overwhelming sadness."

No shite sherlock

There are some great photo's where people 'see' things that are clearly not there But also some ones.
los.kav
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“There's one in Ireland doing the rounds at the mo quoting a perfectly decent poem about how everything is taxed. The poem is perfectly fine, but there's some bolloxology at the bottom about how life in Ireland was so much better, healthier and more prosperous 100 years ago.

They clearly aren't familiar with the Irish Civil War, the Lockouts and all the tenements that were around in Dublin then so.”

I'm Irish, I live here, and I know a lot about Irish history. I'm making a face like this: o_O but more sardonically than three typed symbols can convey.
MissPinotGrigio
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by los.kav:
“I'm Irish, I live here, and I know a lot about Irish history. I'm making a face like this: o_O but more sardonically than three typed symbols can convey.”

Those who aren't in the know - it's kind of like saying that life in London during WWII or before the Great Fire Of London (i.e. in the days of bubonic plague) was so much better than now
Supercell
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by LaceyLouelle3:
“I'm guessing x's at the end of a status...and the use of 2 instead of two?”

How did you guess!
los.kav
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“Those who aren't in the know - it's kind of like saying that life in London during WWII or before the Great Fire Of London (i.e. in the days of bubonic plague) was so much better than now ”

Even worse than that! Most of the people I've seen posting it are white Irish catholics, which means that 100 years ago they wouldn't be allowed to A) have an education or be permitted to attend a university, B) be hired for a job over a protestant or C) own any property.

Not exactly f*cking prosperous if you ask me!
Tt88
06-09-2013
Originally Posted by Supercell:
“How did you guess!”

Its the way extra letters that annoy me! In your example the word yaayyyy!

On mine people always seem to do it on the last word as if it's a new form of punctuation.
SuperAPJ
06-09-2013
Originally Posted by Supercell:
“Aone just posted this and managed two of my pet hates I one go! Can you guess what they are?!

"My baby girl has done a day up 2 now with no nappy and 2 wee wees on potty yaayyyy xxx"”

Originally Posted by LaceyLouelle3:
“I'm guessing x's at the end of a status...and the use of 2 instead of two?”

Originally Posted by Supercell:
“How did you guess!”

I thought the two pet hates were going to be 1. Posts about babies and 2. Updates on their bodily functions!
wonkeydonkey
06-09-2013
I've acquired a full-time 'are you all right, hun?'er. EVERY DAY there is something miserable from her. Yesterday it was

Quote:
“Don't get somepeople nicey nicey to ya then don't even talk to ya watevea”

and everyone was "what's wrong hun?" so she said "Thanx huni Ill be all right."

Today it was
Quote:
“give up feel like a f.... failure”

so there were loads of "What's up hun?"s again, and the same 'Ill be ok thanx."

And there has been a really long-running feud between people I know (a bit), but conducted almost entirely in private messages, so I have no idea what it is about. Last week there was a torrent of furious stuff about "X is the most evil bitch eva" so I posted mildly that I had never thought so, and got a load of "You don't know what she's done!" type posts, and I thought, no, of course I don't know, because it's all been in private messages I didn't get.

Aaaand finally, there seems to have been an increase in what I can only describe as mean 'motivational' messages. You know the kind of thing - someone posts a picture of a rose with words on it about how love is the only thing that matters. Only these ones are all about getting rid of 'negative people' because "I don't need them to bring me down'". Which makes me fear for any of their friends who have a depressive episode in their lives.
Daffodil67
06-09-2013
Loved this thread for ages

Anyway, saw a friend joined this group - It's full of 'Love and Miss yous' , for the first few posts I thought the guy died, but no ... he's in prison!

http://www.facebook.com/groups/496273873729626/
MissPinotGrigio
06-09-2013
Originally Posted by Daffodil67:
“Loved this thread for ages

Anyway, saw a friend joined this group - It's full of 'Love and Miss yous' , for the first few posts I thought the guy died, but no ... he's in prison!

http://www.facebook.com/groups/496273873729626/”

It reads like he's dead!
And we're all thinking it...... what is he in for? "It wasn't in Luke to do what he did......." well, er, it was! Quit making excuses!
garyessex
06-09-2013
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“It reads like he's dead!
And we're all thinking it...... what is he in for? "It wasn't in Luke to do what he did......." well, er, it was! Quit making excuses!”

With a mother called sugartits who's still clubbing despite looking 50+
MissPinotGrigio
06-09-2013
Originally Posted by garyessex:
“With a mother called sugartits who's still clubbing despite looking 50+”

Betcha any money you like she's 34
Milian
06-09-2013
Originally Posted by garyessex:
“With a mother called sugartits who's still clubbing despite looking 50+”

Have you read her FB timeline? Okay, I'm just nosy, but she looks like the ultimate "What's up hun? xx" attention seeker:

Cant beleave people who tell big funking lies.2 make people feel really sorry 4 them.thay no who thay are get a funking life bitch

Another:

Why do people steal from me.when I havent much myself.if thay want anything thay should just ask

Cue the "Who stole off you hun? xx" to which she replied:

family hun if u no what I mean dont want 2 say here I will in box u hun x

And another:

Why cant people just leave me the **** alone.i swear I havent said or done anything wrong.n soon I will prove it
Daffodil67
06-09-2013
Originally Posted by garyessex:
“With a mother called sugartits who's still clubbing despite looking 50+”

No, let's get it right, 'sugertits'



Just scrolled down to 2011

WHOEVER CHATING SOME SHIT ABOUT ME N SOME PERSON.WHY CANT U JUST SAY IT 2 MY FACE ********S

WHO SAYING WHATHUN

People saying ive been haveing it off with some girl.n u no me I lov cock x

LMFAO!!!!!
LaceyLouelle3
06-09-2013
Originally Posted by Daffodil67:
“Loved this thread for ages

Anyway, saw a friend joined this group - It's full of 'Love and Miss yous' , for the first few posts I thought the guy died, but no ... he's in prison!

http://www.facebook.com/groups/496273873729626/”

This is hilarious...I wonder what he did.
angelafisher
06-09-2013
Originally Posted by LaceyLouelle3:
“This is hilarious...I wonder what he did.”

Don't know, but rapists don't get as long apparently...
LaceyLouelle3
06-09-2013
Originally Posted by angelafisher:
“Don't know, but rapists don't get as long apparently...”

Hmm must be something bad then.
MikeySaint859
06-09-2013
Originally Posted by Central cake:
“Just had this crap from an attention seeker






Beckie
Don't speak to me then, I get the point snm

Yvette
Lol who's ignoring you now sis?? Xx

Beckie
inbox sis lol xx

Attention seeking idiot.

The other week she put a pic up of her new dyed hair. I made a comment that I did not like it and I think her old colour suited her better god she went off on one saying unless I have something nice to say I should not say anything.

All she wanted was compliments lol.”

That's typical of the kind of shallow narcissists I've unfriended. So many people think they are a minor celebrity and a "princess" these days, so anything that isn't 100% fawning will have them going into wild fits of of rage.
Libitina
07-09-2013
Originally Posted by LaceyLouelle3:
“This is hilarious...I wonder what he did.”

Is it this?

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wa...a-what-4304745

eta: Yes, this is why he's in prison.
wonkeydonkey
07-09-2013
Originally Posted by Libitina:
“Is it this?

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wa...a-what-4304745”

Oh dear. That really is very sad.
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