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#101 |
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Join Date: Oct 2012
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Has no one seen that posting " They hurt her " ?
Its about a young girl getting bullied and I think she gets thrown down a drain and dies. All the bullies suffered the same fate , I think and the post ends if you don`t share , you`ll suffer the same fate ![]() Please don't tell me you made this post because of this quote: Quote:
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a Carmen Winstead it's actually true
I know the story ends saying 'FACT' but you do realise that that doesn't mean it's actually true??
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#102 |
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There's one in Ireland doing the rounds at the mo quoting a perfectly decent poem about how everything is taxed. The poem is perfectly fine, but there's some bolloxology at the bottom about how life in Ireland was so much better, healthier and more prosperous 100 years ago.
They clearly aren't familiar with the Irish Civil War, the Lockouts and all the tenements that were around in Dublin then so. |
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#103 |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Birmingham. The second city
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Just had this crap from an attention seeker
Beckie Don't speak to me then, I get the point snm Yvette Lol who's ignoring you now sis?? Xx Beckie inbox sis lol xx Attention seeking idiot. The other week she put a pic up of her new dyed hair. I made a comment that I did not like it and I think her old colour suited her better god she went off on one saying unless I have something nice to say I should not say anything. All she wanted was compliments lol. |
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#104 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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A lot of my friends are in the 'having children' phase of their lives but the majority don't go on about it luckily.However, one just posted this and managed two of my pet hates I one go! Can you guess what they are?!
"My baby girl has done a day up 2 now with no nappy and 2 wee wees on potty yaayyyy xxx" |
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#105 |
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A lot of my friends are in the 'having children' phase of their lives but the majority don't go on about it luckily.However, one just posted this and managed two of my pet hates I one go! Can you guess what they are?!
"My baby girl has done a day up 2 now with no nappy and 2 wee wees on potty yaayyyy xxx" |
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#106 |
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: OP is a murderer!!
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Not a status update but I am on a Ghost/Paranoral page and someone was showing a photo of a grave yard .. Someone wrote this .....
" I hadn't realized it was a Cemetery at first, but as soon as I saw the picture it made me feel uneasy. Overwhelming sadness." No shite sherlock There are some great photo's where people 'see' things that are clearly not there But also some ![]() ![]() ones.
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#107 |
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Join Date: Nov 2011
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There's one in Ireland doing the rounds at the mo quoting a perfectly decent poem about how everything is taxed. The poem is perfectly fine, but there's some bolloxology at the bottom about how life in Ireland was so much better, healthier and more prosperous 100 years ago.
They clearly aren't familiar with the Irish Civil War, the Lockouts and all the tenements that were around in Dublin then so. |
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#108 |
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I'm Irish, I live here, and I know a lot about Irish history. I'm making a face like this: o_O but more sardonically than three typed symbols can convey.
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#109 |
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I'm guessing x's at the end of a status...and the use of 2 instead of two?
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#110 |
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Those who aren't in the know - it's kind of like saying that life in London during WWII or before the Great Fire Of London (i.e. in the days of bubonic plague) was so much better than now
![]() Not exactly f*cking prosperous if you ask me! |
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#111 |
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Join Date: Feb 2012
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How did you guess!
On mine people always seem to do it on the last word as if it's a new form of punctuation. |
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#112 |
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Aone just posted this and managed two of my pet hates I one go! Can you guess what they are?!
"My baby girl has done a day up 2 now with no nappy and 2 wee wees on potty yaayyyy xxx" Quote:
I'm guessing x's at the end of a status...and the use of 2 instead of two?
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How did you guess!
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#113 |
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I've acquired a full-time 'are you all right, hun?'er. EVERY DAY there is something miserable from her. Yesterday it was Quote:
Don't get somepeople nicey nicey to ya then don't even talk to ya watevea
and everyone was "what's wrong hun?" so she said "Thanx huni Ill be all right."Today it was Quote:
give up feel like a f.... failure
so there were loads of "What's up hun?"s again, and the same 'Ill be ok thanx." And there has been a really long-running feud between people I know (a bit), but conducted almost entirely in private messages, so I have no idea what it is about. Last week there was a torrent of furious stuff about "X is the most evil bitch eva" so I posted mildly that I had never thought so, and got a load of "You don't know what she's done!" type posts, and I thought, no, of course I don't know, because it's all been in private messages I didn't get. Aaaand finally, there seems to have been an increase in what I can only describe as mean 'motivational' messages. You know the kind of thing - someone posts a picture of a rose with words on it about how love is the only thing that matters. Only these ones are all about getting rid of 'negative people' because "I don't need them to bring me down'". Which makes me fear for any of their friends who have a depressive episode in their lives. |
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#114 |
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Wales
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Loved this thread for ages
![]() Anyway, saw a friend joined this group - It's full of 'Love and Miss yous' , for the first few posts I thought the guy died, but no ... he's in prison! http://www.facebook.com/groups/496273873729626/ |
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#115 |
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Loved this thread for ages
![]() Anyway, saw a friend joined this group - It's full of 'Love and Miss yous' , for the first few posts I thought the guy died, but no ... he's in prison! http://www.facebook.com/groups/496273873729626/ ![]() And we're all thinking it...... what is he in for? "It wasn't in Luke to do what he did......." well, er, it was! Quit making excuses! |
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#116 |
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Join Date: Jul 2008
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It reads like he's dead!
![]() And we're all thinking it...... what is he in for? "It wasn't in Luke to do what he did......." well, er, it was! Quit making excuses! |
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#117 |
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With a mother called sugartits who's still clubbing despite looking 50+
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#118 |
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Join Date: May 2010
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With a mother called sugartits who's still clubbing despite looking 50+
Cant beleave people who tell big funking lies.2 make people feel really sorry 4 them.thay no who thay are get a funking life bitch Another: Why do people steal from me.when I havent much myself.if thay want anything thay should just ask Cue the "Who stole off you hun? xx" to which she replied: family hun if u no what I mean dont want 2 say here I will in box u hun x And another: Why cant people just leave me the **** alone.i swear I havent said or done anything wrong.n soon I will prove it |
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#119 |
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Wales
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With a mother called sugartits who's still clubbing despite looking 50+
Just scrolled down to 2011 ![]() WHOEVER CHATING SOME SHIT ABOUT ME N SOME PERSON.WHY CANT U JUST SAY IT 2 MY FACE ********S WHO SAYING WHATHUN People saying ive been haveing it off with some girl.n u no me I lov cock x LMFAO!!!!! |
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#120 |
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Loved this thread for ages
![]() Anyway, saw a friend joined this group - It's full of 'Love and Miss yous' , for the first few posts I thought the guy died, but no ... he's in prison! http://www.facebook.com/groups/496273873729626/ |
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#121 |
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Location: Birmingham
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This is hilarious...I wonder what he did.
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#122 |
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Don't know, but rapists don't get as long apparently...
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#123 |
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Just had this crap from an attention seeker
Beckie Don't speak to me then, I get the point snm Yvette Lol who's ignoring you now sis?? Xx Beckie inbox sis lol xx Attention seeking idiot. The other week she put a pic up of her new dyed hair. I made a comment that I did not like it and I think her old colour suited her better god she went off on one saying unless I have something nice to say I should not say anything. All she wanted was compliments lol. |
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#124 |
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This is hilarious...I wonder what he did.
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wa...a-what-4304745 eta: Yes, this is why he's in prison. |
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#125 |
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Location: London
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Oh dear. That really is very sad.
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That really is very sad.