OK, so its not strictly speaking "a" status update but I need to vent.
There is a friend of mine on facebook, she's always tended to overshare IMO but on the whole is relatively harmless.... things took a sinister turn over christmas... she got engaged

In the 3 days since, we've had pcitures of the spot he proposed, where we went afterwards, where we are now...what the spot looked like yesterday.... this was the view... that was the bench... a fulld escription of how he said it, how they both cried... already pictres of wedding dresses and the like have started appearing.. we're currently getting.. on our way to [a place] to tell his parents + pictures... today we've had we're on our way to [aplace] to tell her parents + pictures
So I'd like to take this opportunity to say....
Yes we f$%^king get it, you got engaged! well done, we're happy for you.... now F$%k off