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I haven't eaten meat for 25 years but there is a difference between killing to eat and killing for fun
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#1252 |
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Oh god . Someone on my fb got engaged on Xmas day. We were treated to a video of him proposing
![]() ![]() Well luckily we've not been "treated" in that way but it can only be a matter of time. I'm about to unfollow her rather than unfriend so hopefully I@ll need a smaller supply of vomit bags.
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#1253 |
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Join Date: Apr 2013
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Dear god!
![]() Well luckily we've not been "treated" in that way but it can only be a matter of time. I'm about to unfollow her rather than unfriend so hopefully I@ll need a smaller supply of vomit bags. ![]()
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#1254 |
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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I haven't seen this status update yet, but it usually happens and it's only a matter of time:
Chav girl: Rite 2014 is gonna be ma year and I won't let anyone get me down. I ain't gonna let neone from the past mess with me blah blah blah Chav girl's bessie mate: U go girl u deserve all the happyness in 2014 babes Fast forward to January 18th... Chav girl: I'm back with ma ex-bf I'm so happy rite now xxxx Chav girl's bessie mate: Awww I'm so happy for u hun u look so good togetha xxx |
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#1255 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Scotland, Europe
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I haven't seen this status update yet, but it usually happens and it's only a matter of time:
Chav girl: Rite 2014 is gonna be ma year and I won't let anyone get me down. I ain't gonna let neone from the past mess with me blah blah blah Chav girl's bessie mate: U go girl u deserve all the happyness in 2014 babes Fast forward to January 18th... Chav girl: I'm back with ma ex-bf I'm so happy rite now xxxx Chav girl's bessie mate: Awww I'm so happy for u hun u look so good togetha xxx I'm just waiting for the usual New Year crap like "puttin this out on FB cos the networks will all be jammed later lol Happy New Year for 2014 xxx " at around 7pm and then getting the same thing in a mass text around 10:30pm and then again from someone else around 2am.
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#1256 |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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I haven't seen this status update yet, but it usually happens and it's only a matter of time:
Chav girl: Rite 2014 is gonna be ma year and I won't let anyone get me down. I ain't gonna let neone from the past mess with me blah blah blah Chav girl's bessie mate: U go girl u deserve all the happyness in 2014 babes Fast forward to January 18th... Chav girl: I'm back with ma ex-bf I'm so happy rite now xxxx Chav girl's bessie mate: Awww I'm so happy for u hun u look so good togetha xxx |
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#1257 |
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Join Date: Feb 2008
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Girl on my Facebook posted pictures of her trip to the supermarket with her 9 month old today. Why did she feel that was worth taking pictures of let alone sharing??
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#1258 |
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Join Date: May 2012
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Someone I know, known for self harming has put up photos of his arm covered in scars and cuts ,while he was at the hospital.
Ok people have their reasons for self harming but to put photos up of it on FB?? Come on! I can't help but feel its a sort of bragging or 'please feel sorry for me' . I just find it completely ridiculous when people are injured /sick in hospital and they start taking photos of their injuries and stick them up on FB !!! |
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#1259 |
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Even worse hes got a "mockney geeza " accent . So it was like "bbz will u do me da honour of marrying me innit"
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#1260 |
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Join Date: Oct 2013
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I've got a workmate who I get on really well with but I saw her husband has posted a photo of him holding up several birds he shot and her giving the thumbs up.
It's not a subject we've ever discussed but it really shocked me. I would have been shocked too.
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#1261 |
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Join Date: Oct 2013
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It should be the a***holes who hunt
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#1262 |
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Join Date: Apr 2013
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Oh Man... dat iz the worst init bruv!
![]() Just don't tell me he's a middle aged white bloke.... |
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#1263 |
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Join Date: Oct 2009
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Last night someone put up a photo from a c-section, blood all over the place and everything.
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#1264 |
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: OP is a murderer!!
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I haven't seen this status update yet, but it usually happens and it's only a matter of time:
Chav girl: Rite 2014 is gonna be ma year and I won't let anyone get me down. I ain't gonna let neone from the past mess with me blah blah blah Chav girl's bessie mate: U go girl u deserve all the happyness in 2014 babes Fast forward to January 18th... Chav girl: I'm back with ma ex-bf I'm so happy rite now xxxx Chav girl's bessie mate: Awww I'm so happy for u hun u look so good togetha xxx ![]() ![]()
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#1265 |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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All these women posting statuses about 2014 being "new year, new me
Not letting anyone get to me. The old ______ is back!".On a serious note, what exactly is going to be different about them?
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#1266 |
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Join Date: Oct 2013
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All these women posting statuses about 2014 being "new year, new me
Not letting anyone get to me. The old ______ is back!".On a serious note, what exactly is going to be different about them? ![]() I hate New Year in general. What's worse is avoiding it completely is impossible if you want to go on the internet for about a month before, during, and another month after. The amount of naval gazing with the year in review thing and then people trying to predict what will happen in the new year will is one of the most tedious things ever. |
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Join Date: Jun 2010
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I have a friend who has taken to posting a fat free vegan recipe every day. I'm sorry but they all look disgusting, or at best like something you might put on the plate next to a nice pork chop. And she always sounds so thrilled by this drab parade of grains and leaves. It's like the kind of facebook entries a guinea pig might make if it could write. ![]() ![]()
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#1268 |
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Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 2,474
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Last night someone put up a photo from a c-section, blood all over the place and everything.
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#1269 |
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: London
Posts: 65,903
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Last night someone put up a photo from a c-section, blood all over the place and everything.
![]() ![]() YOu know those 21st birthday announcements in the local paper where people send a baby photograph of the person to make their friends smile? That one... |
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Join Date: May 2009
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From the same person, last night;
Dnt wanna talk to ne one not in the mood for talkin A little while later... gd nite going bed no one is talkin lol |
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Location: west yorkshire
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I saw a mother write on her daughters timeline.
"Your Grandmother is in hospital again" and the reply was "Why whats up" I didn't see if there were any updates but I thought isn't this something that might be worth picking up the phone for. |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Someone has just posted a picture saying `don't forget to book your smear in the new year`
Wise advice but really is nothing private at all now? |
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#1273 |
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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Someone on mine has just said...
"I think 2014 is going to be my year!!!!!" No big deal... Untill you remember that her 13 year old son was found guilty of a serious sexual assault on two 6 year olds just 1 month ago. Perhaps she forgot... |
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#1274 |
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Posts: 693
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Someone on mine has just said...
"I think 2014 is going to be my year!!!!!" No big deal... Untill you remember that her 13 year old son was found guilty of a serious sexual assault on two 6 year olds just 1 month ago. Perhaps she forgot... |
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#1275 |
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: OP is a murderer!!
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I saw a mother write on her daughters timeline.
"Your Grandmother is in hospital again" and the reply was "Why whats up" I didn't see if there were any updates but I thought isn't this something that might be worth picking up the phone for. |
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" at around 7pm and then getting the same thing in a mass text around 10:30pm and then again from someone else around 2am.


