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Worst Facebook status updates (Part 2)
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avasgranny
30-12-2013
Originally Posted by GOGO2:
“Someone on mine has just said...

"I think 2014 is going to be my year!!!!!"

No big deal... Untill you remember that her 13 year old son was found guilty of a serious sexual assault on two 6 year olds just 1 month ago. Perhaps she forgot...”

Good god, a son to be proud of! What a wonderful mum, obv no thought of the wee girls or their families. Sick!
Smiley433
30-12-2013
One from yesterday: "Schumacher not well? Had he been a gentleman racer , I might have cared, but I don't."
SuperAPJ
01-01-2014
Originally Posted by GOGO2:
“Someone on mine has just said...

"I think 2014 is going to be my year!!!!!"”

I've seen a post like that, which then goes on to make a cryptic reference to having fallen out with certain people. Cue the usual 'U ok hun? xx' and a response of 'ye fine thx hun just seen some people for how they really r! xxx' Grr, either give us the full story or say nothing!

I think this person does that sort of thing every bleedin' New Year! It's never 'Happy 2014 to all my friends', which I see a lot from other people and it doesn't bug me that much, it's always about her. Perhaps she should've just written 'New Year, new validation request'!
AnitaS
01-01-2014
Originally Posted by GOGO2:
“Someone on mine has just said...

"I think 2014 is going to be my year!!!!!"

No big deal... Untill you remember that her 13 year old son was found guilty of a serious sexual assault on two 6 year olds just 1 month ago. Perhaps she forgot...”

Jesus wept.
Poor kids.
littlemadangel
05-01-2014
"Anyone know when my kids go back to school?"

Check the note you were given or the school website....
Goaty
05-01-2014
Originally Posted by littlemadangel:
“"Anyone know when my kids go back to school?"

Check the note you were given or the school website....”

7 people post that on Facebook...
MissPinotGrigio
05-01-2014
My FB feed today is like a Smiths lyric convention, so depressed is everyone about going back to work tomorrow.

At least Smiths lyrics are occasionally funny though.
AnitaS
05-01-2014
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“My FB feed today is like a Smiths lyric convention, so depressed is everyone about going back to work tomorrow.

At least Smiths lyrics are occasionally funny though.”

Lucky buggers, I was back at work on the 27th December
SuperAPJ
06-01-2014
Here's an image I saw on Facebook the other day, which says what the rest of us are too chicken to tell our 'friends'!

One of the responses it got was a long, rambling post about how such attention-seekers should instead look to their god for guidance.
MissPinotGrigio
06-01-2014
Oh god, my diet for the rest of the year has been sorted. Very chavvy Facebook friend, who quite frankly is not the prettiest of women (in fact she makes Patty & Selma from the Simpsons look like Abbey Clancy) has just mentioned that after watching Ryan Gosling in "Drive", she's.... "dripin lyk a fukd frij".

You're welcome folks.
Alan1981
06-01-2014
"benefits Britain I can't believe my taxes pay for these people"

Coming form someone who herself didn't work for 8 years. Now she works 16 hours a week, you'd think she pays the entire welfare budget from her taxes the way she goes on about scroungers.
SuperAPJ
07-01-2014
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“OVery chavvy Facebook friend[...]has just mentioned that after watching Ryan Gosling in "Drive", she's.... "dripin lyk a fukd frij".”

Oh and I thought it was bad enough when a relative of mine wrote that it was 'time to get the rabbit out' when she was watching a Robert Pattinson film!
ROWLING2010
07-01-2014
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“Oh god, my diet for the rest of the year has been sorted. Very chavvy Facebook friend, who quite frankly is not the prettiest of women (in fact she makes Patty & Selma from the Simpsons look like Abbey Clancy) has just mentioned that after watching Ryan Gosling in "Drive", she's.... "dripin lyk a fukd frij".

You're welcome folks.”

You have quite a erm interesting set of fb friends.

That was kinda revolting. Do people have no shame.

Plus meow that's a bit of a bitchy way to describe a fb friend lol.
SwanGirl
07-01-2014
Old school friend split with the mother of his two kids last year and his statuses each weekend go like this.

When sober. 'I love my kids and nothing in the world can stop me! I am giving up the drink for my girls and I am moving on!'

When drunk the following weekend. 'I can't get over that she left me, it still really hurts and I am devastated. This is not the drink talking I just don't want to be here anymore what's the point?' *Queue several people commenting asking him to phone them, message them etc*

Another ex school friend who is pregnant with child no 3 by the 3rd different dad is also in full on moan mode at the moment as her current fiance is still in jail for battering someone with a pool cue and she's feeling sorry for herself because she is alone and he won't be out in time for her to give birth.

I think I might stay single for a while yet!
Westy2
07-01-2014
Why they must use text language on Facebook beggars belief!

Old female school friend has just finished with her 3rd fella since I got back in touch with her.

(Thats 5 I know to since we left school 25 years or so ago. Don't get me wrong, I'm fond of her but you just don't know what to think! The most recent one was described as the right one at the wrong time! What's that about? )
MissPinotGrigio
07-01-2014
Originally Posted by Westy2:
“Why they must use text language on Facebook beggars belief!

Old female school friend has just finished with her 3rd fella since I got back in touch with her.

(Thats 5 I know to since we left school 25 years or so ago. Don't get me wrong, I'm fond of her but you just don't know what to think! The most recent one was described as the right one at the wrong time! What's that about? )”

5 boyfriends in 25 years doesn't seem like a great deal......
MissPinotGrigio
07-01-2014
Originally Posted by ROWLING2010:
“You have quite a erm interesting set of fb friends.

That was kinda revolting. Do people have no shame.

Plus meow that's a bit of a bitchy way to describe a fb friend lol.”

Isn't that what this thread is for though?

She's a friend of a friend, it's easier to keep the peace by being friends with her. Also she's (unintentionally) good fun, but that post did turn my stomach. And my sense of humour is generally in the gutter at the best of times.
pearlsandplums
07-01-2014
Someone posted a photo of a winning scratchcard (100 grand), and afterwards commented about all the holidays she was going to have and how she was going to jack in her job etc. Cue lots of 'wel jel hun' comments.
She didnt win the lotto, it was just a joke. Why would you want to make people think youd won the lotto and were going to live the highlife for a while, when you truly arent?
MissPinotGrigio
07-01-2014
Originally Posted by pearlsandplums:
“Someone posted a photo of a winning scratchcard (100 grand), and afterwards commented about all the holidays she was going to have and how she was going to jack in her job etc. Cue lots of 'wel jel hun' comments.
She didnt win the lotto, it was just a joke. Why would you want to make people think youd won the lotto and were going to live the highlife for a while, when you truly arent?”

Not only that, but even if she did genuinely win it, isn't it as dumb as hell posting that on FB? Begging PMs, etc.
trphil
07-01-2014
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“Not only that, but even if she did genuinely win it, isn't it as dumb as hell posting that on FB? Begging PMs, etc.”

I suspect that was the reason, attention seeking...
Mookyboy
07-01-2014
Originally Posted by pearlsandplums:
“Someone posted a photo of a winning scratchcard (100 grand), and afterwards commented about all the holidays she was going to have and how she was going to jack in her job etc. Cue lots of 'wel jel hun' comments.
She didnt win the lotto, it was just a joke. Why would you want to make people think youd won the lotto and were going to live the highlife for a while, when you truly arent?”

Yep, I've encountered this before - a friend of mine put a status up saying she had won £2,000 on a scratch card, and had lots of positive replies. She then went back on later that evening to say she hadn't actually won anything, but wanted to try and make everyone a bit more happy! Erm....
paperplanes_
07-01-2014
I've discovered my cousins neighbour on Facebook. Expect a few statuses later...she's a absolute cracker for these terrible statuses.

Backstory: she's had a baby, she's in an on off relationship with who she thinks is the baby's dad. She's been in court, she smokes weed and she's only just eighteen.
rumpleteazer
07-01-2014
Someone I used to work with has "started a new chapter of her life" I don't know whats going on but I have my suspicions.

However one of the replies to her comment is:

Don't forget were hear for you too dear!!!! X

I suppose it's good that it's not txt speak but just looking at that makes me cringe.
angelafisher
07-01-2014
I will admit, this is my personal bugbear, but I have a few FB friends who have "flu". As I understand the medical definition of flu, they have a bed cold. If you're well enough to post on FB, you don't have flu.

And breathe.....!!!
Westy2
07-01-2014
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“5 boyfriends in 25 years doesn't seem like a great deal......”

There might be more.

Its not just something you can casually drop in conversation!

I said to her the once, 'Are you high maintenance then?' She said Yes.

Must admit there's a few girls from our year that are still pretty fit despite being in their 40's, married and / or with kids!
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