Well he's already broke the target. He's got over 4,000 friends on Facebook (he's a well known "singer" around here aka tours pubs and clubs and makes tons of YouTube videos with him and his guitar) and I don't think I've ever saw a status that he's posted that hasn't had 100 likes. Pretty much everything he posts is a joke-but-subtely-mentioning-how-good-a-singer-he-is like "Voice coach told me I could probably win the X-Factor LMFAO think he's just saying that to be nice" or "Some woman just came up to me and told me she loved my voice and hopes to hear me on the radio one day, she was SO HOT lmfao!!".

He's already been called an inspiration to young people. Oh my God.

It means something like 'well done my Liverpool supporting child.'

off topic, but I love your user name

Thanks. I was pretty surprised I was allowed to use it

"Three boys in Audi shouted.and me and Kelly on Patrick street acting the big men. I walked out onto the road and theyshat.themselves haha I spat in the lad in the back seats face HAHAHA NOT SO F*CKING HARD BOYSWHEN SOMEONE WON'T TAKE IT MOST PEOPLEARE AFRAID OFTHER SHADOWS"

"Some amount of pakys in cork! Why do they ware rags on there head? No need for it"

These are from a young father of two, who will be going to court soon trying to get access to his children.

Please tell me his posts are accessible to everybody?

Yup, I'm not even friends with him

That's called 'humble bragging' (sorry if you already knew). It's one of my pet hates on social media - like "My red [insert designer name here] bag is fabulous, but Shanice's blue Primark one looks much nicer!" Awful.

The Cimla gusher is a video from an area of south wales where some slapper has sex with 3 guys outside a train station , it's awful

I've seen that video unfortunately, the worst thing for me was that none of them used a condom. That's disgusting.

Completely agree as apparently she is known for entertaining a lot of men let alone what those particular ones who were involved may have .

A friend of a friend on Facebook has just posted a video of her young daughter, probably aged 2ish, announcing that she is going to have a baby brother or sister. Title says "xxx has some news!" A bit more original than a scan picture I guess, just made me cringe for some reason!

Ugh an all time low. One of my friends just shared a video with the update "this is sick. Glad blokes round here dont go this far #neck nominee"

I clicked it to read the comments to get the jist of if and it started playing. Some bloke just shat in a cup. I didnt watch the rest but judging by the neck hastag i can guess the rest.

Why on earth did my friend share it if it was so disgusting?

Another friend keeps putting videos on of people having sex or men with cocks out and putting odd comments. There was one with a bloke whipping his gf round the face with his knob and my friend commented "ha ha this is how my bloke wakes me up in the morning"

Why?

Ha ha, I think most of us probably started writing trivial updates on there when we first joined. It was part of the novelty. Omgz box asking me what I'm doing, I must write in it!1!


That sounds like something Peter Andre would post! How many of the responses are along the line of 'omg soooo cute xxxx'?

Most of them!

Another racist who is barely able to use the English language. I bet he's the sort who bangs on about 'forinners not been abel to speak English innit' or something like that.

The real question is, why are you friends with these people?

Excuse me? Could you possibly translate that?

If my 'OH' woke me up by whipping me with his willy in the morning, he would soon be a she

Just read this:

(CHILD) sittin on loo..come here baby (SISTER), ive just done a big shud! This is my poo bum and this is my pee bum haha

I hate people who post poor me stories. They write a paragraph of how their lives are so hard and everyone is against them...............Why do the think anyone cares ?

The first one is someone sensible who has never put anything like that before, party why i was shocked!

The second one is someone who added me as soon as she met me at work. I accepted the request to be polite but i do think about deleting her quite often. What shocks me the most is all the porn and pictures of naked people she posts, and shes friends with our manager! What sort of person posts stuff like that on fb when their colleagues and managers can see it!

You can hide her posts that way you won't see anything she says but don't have to delete her

Brings a new meaning to "Dude looks like a lady"

When will this stupid necking thing end? I posted earlier about the bloke eating his own crap, ive just defriended someone who posted another necking video.

I didnt see it but the comments were bad enough. I even reported it to facebook so hopefully they will start making a stand against this idiocracy.