latest sadistic medical pic of.your Holy Sacred Kids (TM): a "mate" has just taken a pic of her 2 year old son screaming and gripping the arms of the dentist's chair whilst being examined.

It's really creepy & horrid. Why would any parent want to capture their child suffering like that??

Great news! Well done!!


Oh.

Perhaps their job involved being able to use the English language correctly

From my resident attention seeker:

hate the way some wee girls dress **** sake put some clothes on #dontdresslikeaslut

Charming.

i hate my slapper of a ex gf cheeky slut

Lovely.

swear to **** fed up wit girls takn the piss outa me fs y cant girls just be honest

And finally...

i b excellent bf for da right wee girl fs y do u all judge me may as well b dead #betteroffdead

Is her name Mama Cass?!

. Brilliant! What a tawt.

Naughty! I see Mama Cass left. What did I miss?

Brilliant! I had someone on my friends list quit her job because she had to work 5th November and not spend it her with her daughter letting off shite fireworks in her garden!

Do you know where they were working?

I have someone on my friends list who had asked for her daughter's birthday off (wee girl is 4). She is a single parent, but has now decided to work that day instead. Why??

Most vomit inducing FB statuses go to my friend...

"Mista Paulo is fit as! I am one lucky bit of fluff. That is all "

"Mista Paulo is AMAZEBALLS. I've had a pretty long and poorly feeling week so this evening my handsome hero produces a box of Lindor then only goes and books our ruddy all-incl Barbados honeymoon!"

and countless more

I'm on the edge of my seat for the day three update.

Was it the fireworks concession stand in Morrisons?

After having a very sad and emotional day yesterday, I'm being taken out for a meal by my lovely husband to help take my mind off things X.

Cue usual what's wrong replies but no update from the poster.

And so the latest annoyance arrives -

"Here’s my Facebook movie. Find yours at...."

Up to about 20 on my timeline since about 6.00 tonight. Goes without saying I haven't watched a single one and certainly won't be doing my own!

Fingers crossed it dies a death in a day or so, the sooner the better!

I watched my own but didn't share it. It was nice for me to see but why should anyone else be interested?

Exactly LaceyLouelle!! You obviously have more common sense than my friends

I shared mine as it had friends etc in it.

Poster..."Tonight im thinking of a family i dont even know. All i can say is rip xxx"

Friend 1....."Aww hun i hope they do tests on her"

Friend 2...." Theres no tests they can do friend 1. Only people in close contact affected so the family probably been given lots of antibiotics but no danger to anyone else"

Wth? So first someone is mourning the loss of someone they dont know, then others seem to know something about some potentially contagious killing disease but nobody wants to say what the hell has happened! Why not keep private conversations private if youre not willing to elaborate.

I've watched a few, they're quite interesting. Not sure what it is you find so annoying.

I find some interesting, like some have pictures of my wedding in them, then I have some pictures of other peoples weddings etc so I shared it to show them too.

But surely these pics that they make the film of are on your FB anyway, so if anyone wanted to see them they could just go through your pics section? Why the need to make a film of them??

Well my wedding was 4 years ago, I can't see someone sitting going back 4 years on my timeline.

Trying to work this one out:

"So fed up wit this stench. Gotta do summit about it. It makin me feel like sh*t"

"Bed time then hun?"

"Darent go up there it stinks. Tried febreeze and plug in but stink"

"Oh hun i dno wot to suggest"

"I just got to put up wiv it and get used to it"

Ooh eer

I wonder what thats all about

The fact that there's 27 of them? Mainly from the Slummy Mummy brigade amd followed by mutual Peter Andre-esque comments in how I love my kids! No, I love mine more! No, I love mine more.

You're a parent. You're supposed to love your kids. NOW SHUT THE EFF UP!