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Join Date: Dec 2011
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That's called 'humble bragging' (sorry if you already knew). It's one of my pet hates on social media - like "My red [insert designer name here] bag is fabulous, but Shanice's blue Primark one looks much nicer!" Awful.
Oh, and I'm sick to death of the 'Neck Nominate' thing now as well. It's been spreading through my friends list like syphilis for the past few days. I'm seeing all these statuses from quite good friends worrying themselves silly that they might be 'nominated'. I mean, come on! It's not the Hunger Games for Christ's sake - you can just say 'no' if you feel that strongly about it. It looks disgusting anyway, at least from the videos I've seen. People pissing into pint glasses, chucking raw eggs in there, a dash of salsa. I wouldn't down a pint of that if you paid me. |
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#1502 |
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Join Date: May 2010
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Trying to work this one out:
"So fed up wit this stench. Gotta do summit about it. It makin me feel like sh*t" "Bed time then hun?" "Darent go up there it stinks. Tried febreeze and plug in but stink" "Oh hun i dno wot to suggest" "I just got to put up wiv it and get used to it" Ooh eer
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#1503 |
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Join Date: Feb 2012
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I wonder what thats all about ![]() Then when she wrote about how its her bedroom that smells i thought eurgh. I do remember her mentioning a few weeks ago that she was so proud cos her son had his first dry night. Im now wondering if shes on about his bed wetting thats causing the smell but presumably at 4 years old he has his own room. And if it was that would you really want everyone to know? |
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#1504 |
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 7,327
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I Don't Want To See Your Facebook Movie
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#1505 |
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Join Date: Aug 2012
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I Don't Want To See Your Facebook Movie
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#1506 |
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Between that racist, moronic "Missing Amy" - if a child is missing, a) the pic won't be of a child in a wig and b) I think you'll have heard about it in the news by now - and the 60+ videos that are now on my Newsfeed, I think a long holiday from FB is in order.
At least Twitter is witty, intelligent, concise & entertaining. And not full of scat-obsessed mothers or women who endlessly worship their thuggish abusive men. |
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#1507 |
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Join Date: May 2012
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Don't click play. Seems like a rather obvious solution.
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#1508 |
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Join Date: Oct 2012
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Trying to work this one out:
"So fed up wit this stench. Gotta do summit about it. It makin me feel like sh*t" "Bed time then hun?" "Darent go up there it stinks. Tried febreeze and plug in but stink" "Oh hun i dno wot to suggest" "I just got to put up wiv it and get used to it" Ooh eer |
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#1509 |
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Join Date: Nov 2009
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I did the fb movie and had a good chuckle at my most liked status:
Walking home and just heard some woman shouting 'where the **** is our shakira?' God love Shakira, she is about 3 and from east belfast |
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#1510 |
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Join Date: Feb 2012
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Does anyone think that the facebook movies just look like a tribute to someone's death?! I'm not sure if it's the music or not but it freaks me out and I refuse to do my own.
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#1511 |
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 7,327
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Don't click play. Seems like a rather obvious solution.
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#1512 |
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Join Date: Aug 2012
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I haven't clicked play- I clearly said I didn't want to see it- hence clicking play would be rather silly.
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#1513 |
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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It's brilliant how the chavviest people also have their FB pages wide open for everyone to see
![]() I don't know if it's a case of they're too thick to work out how to make their posts private, or if they deliberately want their page wide open so that everyone can be voyeuristic over their sad sad lives. A friend of mine commented on someone else's status and it turns out to be some chav bloke who's been shagging around and not looking after his little daughter properly. Then his ex-gf is all in his posts slagging him off as he posts a "woe is me" status about how he is useless and his life sucks. It's better than Eastenders I tell ya! |
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#1514 |
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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I've watched a few, they're quite interesting. Not sure what it is you find so annoying.
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The fact that there's 27 of them? Mainly from the Slummy Mummy brigade amd followed by mutual Peter Andre-esque comments in how I love my kids! No, I love mine more! No, I love mine more.
You're a parent. You're supposed to love your kids. NOW SHUT THE EFF UP! And as MissPG says, some of the comments have been a bit "my films better than yours cause my kids and life are better than yours". |
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#1515 |
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Join Date: Oct 2012
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I'm not sure I can see the point in posting here to tell us you don't want to watch something someone posted on Facebook
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#1516 |
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Join Date: Aug 2010
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I'm not sure I can see the point in posting here to tell us you don't want to watch something someone posted on Facebook
![]() I don't understand why you keep quoting my posts just to take issue with them |
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#1517 |
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Join Date: May 2012
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I'm not sure I can see the point in posting here to tell us you don't want to watch something someone posted on Facebook
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#1518 |
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Join Date: May 2012
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The fact that there's 27 of them? Mainly from the Slummy Mummy brigade amd followed by mutual Peter Andre-esque comments in how I love my kids! No, I love mine more! No, I love mine more.
You're a parent. You're supposed to love your kids. NOW SHUT THE EFF UP! "Hi, I'm Ian Watkins and I love your kids too!". |
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#1519 |
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Join Date: Jun 2012
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It was my whole timeline last night.
I checked my own just to see what it was about but didn't share it. According to someone I know who does beta testing (apologies if that's the wrong terminology) for Facebook this is something they've been working on for ages to make sure that movies play on people's timelines. Maybe it's a different file type than videos uploaded via phones or shared via youtube ?? who knows but in one sense it's a very clever way to test something works given the amount of users they have. |
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#1520 |
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Join Date: Oct 2012
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To annoy you dearest
I don't understand why you keep quoting my posts just to take issue with them ![]() (apart from this one) |
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#1521 |
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Join Date: Oct 2012
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Facebook Videos - the truth
http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps19f3996b.png (Just a little image I knocked up) |
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#1522 |
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Join Date: Aug 2010
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Sorry to break it to you, but I don't
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#1523 |
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Join Date: Jan 2012
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I watched my Facebook movie, one of my top rated comments contain the word c**t . Slightly different to what everybody else's videos contain.
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#1524 |
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: up the stairs!
Posts: 11,649
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I watched my Facebook movie, one of my top rated comments contain the word c**t . Slightly different to what everybody else's videos contain.
![]() I've not watched anyone else's but I did watch mine.... my top rated status was a rant about being Age checked by the Tesco self checkout when buying a packet of Cream crackers
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#1525 |
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Birmingham
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Facebook Videos - the truth
http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps19f3996b.png (Just a little image I knocked up) |
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I wonder what thats all about 