Yes, or 'false modesty' or whatever you want to call it. Agreed, it's very annoying. It's just a slightly more subtle way of fishing for compliments really. Arrogant tossers!

Oh, and I'm sick to death of the 'Neck Nominate' thing now as well. It's been spreading through my friends list like syphilis for the past few days. I'm seeing all these statuses from quite good friends worrying themselves silly that they might be 'nominated'. I mean, come on! It's not the Hunger Games for Christ's sake - you can just say 'no' if you feel that strongly about it.

It looks disgusting anyway, at least from the videos I've seen. People pissing into pint glasses, chucking raw eggs in there, a dash of salsa. I wouldn't down a pint of that if you paid me.

Why would you post that on Facebook. My drains blocked up and my house stinks but I didn't feel the need to Facebook it, posting it on DS, well, that's another story

Im going to sound bad here, but my first thought was that she was on about herself! Shes obese and constantly writes how she wants to lose weight and sort herself out so part of me thought she was implying that she had some sort of bodily smell. But then why on earth would you post that!

Then when she wrote about how its her bedroom that smells i thought eurgh. I do remember her mentioning a few weeks ago that she was so proud cos her son had his first dry night. Im now wondering if shes on about his bed wetting thats causing the smell but presumably at 4 years old he has his own room. And if it was that would you really want everyone to know?

I Don't Want To See Your Facebook Movie

Don't click play. Seems like a rather obvious solution.

Between that racist, moronic "Missing Amy" - if a child is missing, a) the pic won't be of a child in a wig and b) I think you'll have heard about it in the news by now - and the 60+ videos that are now on my Newsfeed, I think a long holiday from FB is in order.

At least Twitter is witty, intelligent, concise & entertaining. And not full of scat-obsessed mothers or women who endlessly worship their thuggish abusive men.

Yes, but it is annoying when there are about 20 on your newsfeed.

Corpse in their bed and they don't know how to get rid of the body?

I did the fb movie and had a good chuckle at my most liked status:

Walking home and just heard some woman shouting 'where the **** is our shakira?'

God love Shakira, she is about 3 and from east belfast

Does anyone think that the facebook movies just look like a tribute to someone's death?! I'm not sure if it's the music or not but it freaks me out and I refuse to do my own.

I haven't clicked play- I clearly said I didn't want to see it- hence clicking play would be rather silly.

I'm not sure I can see the point in posting here to tell us you don't want to watch something someone posted on Facebook

It's brilliant how the chavviest people also have their FB pages wide open for everyone to see

I don't know if it's a case of they're too thick to work out how to make their posts private, or if they deliberately want their page wide open so that everyone can be voyeuristic over their sad sad lives.

A friend of mine commented on someone else's status and it turns out to be some chav bloke who's been shagging around and not looking after his little daughter properly. Then his ex-gf is all in his posts slagging him off as he posts a "woe is me" status about how he is useless and his life sucks.

It's better than Eastenders I tell ya!

I think it's the number on my timeline in such a short space of time, rather than the concept - as others have said, I can chose whether to watch them , so haven't bothered.
And as MissPG says, some of the comments have been a bit "my films better than yours cause my kids and life are better than yours".

I'm not sure I can see the point in posting here to tell us you can't see the point in posting here to tell us you don't want to watch something someone posted on Facebook

To annoy you dearest

I don't understand why you keep quoting my posts just to take issue with them

I think they were saying that it is annoying going to see your timeline and it is swamped with Facebook videos.

Send a status back to them

"Hi, I'm Ian Watkins and I love your kids too!".

It was my whole timeline last night.

I checked my own just to see what it was about but didn't share it.

According to someone I know who does beta testing (apologies if that's the wrong terminology) for Facebook this is something they've been working on for ages to make sure that movies play on people's timelines.

Maybe it's a different file type than videos uploaded via phones or shared via youtube ?? who knows but in one sense it's a very clever way to test something works given the amount of users they have.

Sorry to break it to you, but I don't

(apart from this one)

Facebook Videos - the truth

http://i526.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps19f3996b.png

(Just a little image I knocked up)

Then leave me alone!

I watched my Facebook movie, one of my top rated comments contain the word c**t . Slightly different to what everybody else's videos contain.

Brilliant
I've not watched anyone else's but I did watch mine.... my top rated status was a rant about being Age checked by the Tesco self checkout when buying a packet of Cream crackers

That's brilliant!