Combat this by posting a pic of the Cheeky Girls as a reply to those posts!

She might be in need of 'a cheeky unfriend'.

I unfriended someone because they were posting sob story stuff because he had a fight with his partner. I told him that Facebook wasn't a diary and to stop feeling sorry for himself.

I also hate people who post pictures of an "inspirational" paragraph of text about survival, people having the wrong impression of others or people who are happy on the outside who are really hurting on the inside. Facebook isn't a therapy session either. Honestly, some people take the whole "sharing their lives with others" part of the site way too literally.

I also hate those people who post nothing but a sad face or say something like "I'm so annoyed" but when people ask why, they get "nothing, don't worry" or "I'll PM you". If it's nothing, why moan about it, if you want to talk about it in PM, why not do that at the start instead of obviously attention seeking? AARRGGHH!!!

One of my friends (we will call her annie) got really fed up of the onvious attention seeking people who tag themselves places and she used to post loads like this:

Annie was at local hospital a&e
Friend 1: whats up hun?
Friend 2. Omg hope ur ok bbes? X
Friend 3. Whats happened? Text me please xxx
Annie: im at work

she worked in a and e so used to post these as a tongue in cheek.

I see her point though, today i had one friend moaning about being ill and having to have blood tests at the gp, then her sister in law had to out do her by tagging herself at hospital because she had to have a blood test AND a cat scan!

Its so pathetic. Another friend tagged herself twice in a&e today and hasnt replied to any of her worried friends. Why do people feel the need to do this? Id say theres not too much wrong if the first thing they think about is tagging themselves at hospital.

People who post that they are going on a date night with their partner/husband. Usually they are ones with kids who like to prove to everyone that the romance hasn't died.

Th last time I went on a date was with myself and I had to do the washing up.

Had a mate recently (who generally posts about nothing else bar her 3-year old) who went on a date afternoon..... to Debenhams. To buy him shirts.

She wasn't being sarcastic - she was all "OMG it's the first alone time we've had in 3 years!!!! Soooooo excited!"

Then took pics of her "sexi stud" in his shirts. Which were extremely plus sized and accompanied by a thick gold chain and even thicker stubble. And numerous chins.

I do hate these attention seeking selfish sods, I really do. They're trying to create drama, and it's as if they're watching their own status to see how many "omg u ok hun?" comments they get before replying that they're fine. It's totally selfish, because people are worrying about them!

My sister's a bit like that, but on the phone. She'll tell me she's going to the doc because of a bad chest or something, then when she's been she doesn't phone me. I have to call her, then when I ask how she's gone on, she goes "Well. Um. He said. Er. Let me just go to another room." in a really dramatic whisper! Grr! And then she tells me she's got a chest infection. I tell her off for trying to create the drama, because all it does is scare me to death.

Hmmmmmm, that person doesn't happen to live in Wakey, do they? Apologies if wrong....

What a catch

I have a glass half empty friend. I've sat on my hands that often, they've gone numb

A friend of mine has recently found a new boyfriend and is all loved up…


Really couldn't be any happier right now...never thought it was possible for me to be so lucky. If I could put it into all in a bottle to keep this feeling forever then I would xxx


Not one to say someone loves me but someone does love me lots not sure I'll ever get over how lucky I am xxx


Waking up to flowers, tea and a bacon sandwich...where has the last month gone? I'm not sure I'll ever get used to how lucky I am to have found someone so amazing xxx


Wouldn't want to be anywhere else right now than where I am, snuggled up in bed, eating Jaffa cakes and dolly mixtures


Greeted at the door with a reassuring hug, cup of tea made and bath ran, dinner cooked whilst I chill...Not saying I have the most perfect boyfriend but pretty sure it comes very very close xxx


Breakfast in bed...a girl could get used to this! Xxx


Am I being a bitter singleton or are these statuses just too much?!!!

Why is it that my son can reduce what was a fairly ok day to utter crap with his attitude and his mouth. I am fed up if being spoken to like utter crap. — feeling upset.Why is it that my son can reduce what was a fairly ok day to utter crap with his attitude and his mouth. I am fed up if being spoken to like utter crap. — feeling upset.
ETA.Then post several photo's of herself dancing burlesque style

I have seen ones like this then a few weeks or months if they are lucky the other person is the biggest scum bag ever to walk the planet

Jesus I switched facebook on, it was the first thing I saw in my feed. I don't mine gore and I was strangely fascinated by the bones, but FGS there is a time and a place, people!!!

Since Valentines day when there is particular girl who posted stuff of how they are single and to change that they better be a damn good reason , also the independent women who need no man etc. Seem to have changed their tune!
So they are either posting "sexy selfies" or asking which dating sites are better , they may as well post desperate single here !

However this will more than likely end how it always does in which she finds a nice man and posts how he is the one and check in every location they go and then she normally gets drunk and cheats on them and somehow blames the guy as he wouldn't come out that night.

"I hate ma work. makin me come in to work wen i wan snuggles wit the bf!"

Imagine the nerve, your work expecting you to...work.

Sigh. There's an old work colleague of mine who is currently on holiday. This means that he is constantly updating his status about where he is and what he's doing; occompanied by plenty of photos - over 100 uploaded on one day.

My friend who I used to be really close to, well we haven't seen each other in a few months but she used to be really fun and cool and we'd have a good laugh, she seems to have now turned into a middle aged woman overnight.

She puts up status about her nephews/nieces and about how she loves being an Aunty and lots of very saccharine posts about her family. Look I get it you like your family, I like mine too but don't feel the need to talk about them all the time and prove it. She talks about them constantly and puts about 10 kisses on the end of her statuses.
Her statuses are like
'Going to M & S to get a coffee with my mum, can't wait!!!xxxxxx'

'Saw my beautiful nephew today, i'm such a proud godmother. God blesses me with this gift. Going to watch a bit of Downton abbey now ' xxxxx'

'Baking a cake from my new cook book, I'm soo lucky. Exciting!!'

'Just finished watching What Women Want,bought a new sweater today from M & S it looks brill! xxxxx'

And she has those annoying 'inspirational' quotes/pictures all over her timeline. When I read it, it kinda reminds me of the stuff my mums friends (40yrs +) would post. Weird cus she never used to be like that.

Someone who still uses 'brill' to describe things is still pretty cool, haha.

All those inspirational pictures/quotes things are dead annoying though.

I have a friend who clogs up my timeline with inspirational quotes, from a site called Momma's Off Her Meds, she posts about a dozen a day. She rarely posts a real status though, but she'll occasionally post a maudlin poem, copied and pasted from somewhere. I've hidden her updates, but I won't befriend her because she's actually a sweetheart in real life.

"Never noticed before how rude adverts are now days! Hope my little man is too young to understand them! Lol x"

For the love of god, her "little man" is 6 weeks old fgs! Im sure he doesnt understand!

My facebook is full of them tonight!

"Just got bk from a nice meal 2 celbrate our 2 month anniversary and ***** suprised me wiv an engagement ring! Love my boi 4eva xxxxx"

Mother of poster: congrats hun, better get a hat! xxx
Poster: wont be for a few years yet, we aint got no money to get married! Xxx

What? What is the point of getting engaged to someone youve been with for two months yet you have no intention of getting married until a few years time? Why not be together a few years and then get engaged? Although this is her third official engagement so far and shes yet to get married.

I have a mate who is a lovely bloke but he posts every tv show he is watching.

It'll be like

6.59 - The Voice coming on

8.59 - Settling down to watch Hostages

10.33 - Right, ready for MOTD

Repeated every evening that he's not out

Also, a bloke at work takes a photo of his dinner most nights and posts it. Why the hell does anyone need to see that?

I know a similar person! On Facebook he appears to be attention seeking & posting inspirational quotes but in person he's a totally different person. He's quite a laugh in real life and i've never seen him recite any of the quotes in real life.

On Facebook he will tag himself at the hospital he's in when ever he has an operation on his eye and will publicly complain on Facebook when his ride home from the hospital has to cancel at the last minute! Maybe if he gave his Facebook friends enough notice before asking for a lift home....

in its full uncensored glory..... Mother of the Year 2014!

Oh, and Caring Mommy Dearest is easily 15 stone (or looks it) and is rather hideous looking. And regularly posts that certain famous men have her "dripin lyk a fukd frij"