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Worst Facebook status updates (Part 2)
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CrazyLoop
12-09-2013
Quote:
“It's 9/11 today
Well the proper way to say is 11th of September!!!!
How much mischief has America caused coz of just the twin towers getting blasted!!!!
I'm sure it didn't cost more then innocent lives of people being killed!!!!!! What a sad day for America!!!!! Tut tut!!!!!!! But what about Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Egypt, Syria and Palestine??? Coz of two buildings all these countries are suffering!!!!!! No I'm not gonna have a 2mins silence for America!!!! Yes I'll have it for the innocent people who are being killed for nothing!!!!”

Oh lordy. I did challenge her though as not all of those ongoing wars were started because of this, turned out to be an interesting discussion But wasn't too impressed when I saw it even if there were bits I agreed with.
wonkeydonkey
12-09-2013
Originally Posted by pearlsandplums:
“9/11 wat can I say GOD BE WITH ALL THOSE POOR SOLES AND THERE FAMILY'S ANGLES IN HEAVEN XXXX
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I am feeling every emotion at once...
rache_
12-09-2013
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“Oh lord, I was hoping this would happen.

Selfie hotpants girl has responded to a friend's 9/11 tribute with: "Online shopping keeps me alive for another 3-5 days"

When challenged with "don't you know what she's posting about?" she responds with "what's 9/11? A TV series"?

*facepalm/headbutt*”

Oh no, why do I keep looking??
'Oaks Addict
12-09-2013
Please someone help me, or slap me, whatever! I just posted an unintentionally attention seeking status! And then equally attention seeking reply to people asking if I'm okay.

If I see my status in here I'll know they're a ds member lol!
Shadow2009
12-09-2013
"Happy 4th birthday to the wee man not long now until hes bringing police home to the door lol yass"

By one of the local chavs.
MissPinotGrigio
12-09-2013
Originally Posted by rache_:
“Oh no, why do I keep looking??”

Because like me, you're hooked on self-torture. I need to stop!
PurpleParachute
12-09-2013
I joined DS just so I could post in this topic. Anyway, there's one woman on my FB I've just had to delete because she's always coming out with statuses like this:

Quote:
“F*kin sick of these foranas y dnt u f*k off bk to ur own country n get ur own dog cuz how every much u call mine trust me u ***** I'll say one word VISA n he will rip u apart”

And this:

Quote:
“cnt beleave my sexy lil bugga niece is 2 a week tomoz but havein her party a week today guna be wickd spendin the day wiv all my family that i love so much n my one n only sexy man is guna be there to woop woop guna be a lovely wickd day cnt w8 altho layla gettin older but cnt keep her small for eva aha”

Then there's this:

Quote:
“Is it only me that F*kin foranas keep addin y dnt u all f*k off bk to ur own country n let us English av ours bk dirty tramps n I dnt do ur kind happy wiv the man I love fanks”

Can you believe she's twenty-six?! And who on earth calls a two-year-old "sexy"? I also can't stand the way she abuses anybody foreign! Christ, I can't believe I went to school with her.
MissPinotGrigio
12-09-2013
Hahahaha more friendly veiled b*llocking of SHG by her ex mother-in-law who's taking her son away on holiday (and who looked after him for his whole birthday month). She keeps posting about how the son wants you to like his pics. On her publicly open timeline. What she's really saying is "you're a crap mother and I'm looking forward to you looking after him for a change"
SuperAPJ
13-09-2013
I don't know whether these have been posted before but I found two Huffington Post articles which amused me.

The Degeneration of Facebook in 10 Statuses - the lowdown on all your favourite types of status updates
How to Be Facebook Famous in 11 Simple Steps - the essential guide to attention-seeking
TrollHunter
13-09-2013
Originally Posted by SuperAPJ:
“I don't know whether these have been posted before but I found two Huffington Post articles which amused me.

The Degeneration of Facebook in 10 Statuses - the lowdown on all your favourite types of status updates
How to Be Facebook Famous in 11 Simple Steps - the essential guide to attention-seeking”

That is brilliant and just SO true. It typifies every tawdry aspect of Facebook which is a shame because it can be a great tool.
pearlsandplums
13-09-2013
'Amy Winehouse would off been 30 this week. RIP'
Daffodil67
13-09-2013
I have an ex school mate on facebook who posts EVERY detail of her quite bitter sounding ongoing divorce. For some reason she decided to share the fact that she had a visit off the police a few weeks ago over some texts she had sent her ex. Her mother is just as bad, she chimes in on the statuses and shares stuff like Ex School mate and her ex hubby owe her thousands etc etc.

But a few weeks later, it's OK- She joined POF and is waxing lyrical about 'my man' - Um, the man she hasn't met yet and is a long distance lorry driver!

By the way, she's 41.
starsailor
13-09-2013
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“Oh God, another one bites the dust.

Have already removed about 5 friends for posting multiple daily pics of their kids, sorry - I TOTALLY understand they're your pride & joy & I'd probably (well, not sure, but anyway) post the occasional pic of my chisslers if I had any, especially with having family abroad.

But how depressing is it when it slowly moves to every single post being about your one & only little prince/princess, and then when these posts become multiple, every single day, 5-10 times a day? Videos? Facetime stills? Snapchat stills of your child? By a friend who I up until now had quite a lot of time for? And who's had a child for over 2 years now?

Jesus, what's wrong with these women? Funny, none of my male friends ever bother (or they at least post pics of their kids in a healthy, regularly-interval'd manner and post about other things too).

I actually find this very disturbing, I really do.”

It's all the....awww kids back at school, I feel so sad.

Get some self-confidence love and stop living your lives though your children!!

That, and all the stupid pathetic namby pamby pictures with inane stupid 'messages' on them like:
'While we try to teach our Children all about life, our children teach us what life is about'

I felt like replying ' Not me love, I'm going to buy a Ferrari with all the money I've saved not having kids...'
MissPinotGrigio
13-09-2013
Originally Posted by starsailor:
“It's all the....awww kids back at school, I feel so sad.

Get some self-confidence love and stop living your lives though your children!!

That, and all the stupid pathetic namby pamby pictures with inane stupid 'messages' on them like:
'While we try to teach our Children all about life, our children teach us what life is about'

I felt like replying ' Not me love, I'm going to buy a Ferrari with all the money I've saved not having kids...'”

A-bloody-men! I am very proud of my decision to not have children and I look younger as I don't have crevasses and suitcases under my eyes from being woken up at stupid o'clock by a little bleeder who'll heavily debit my bank balance until the day I die.

Some of us prefer to choose life in the real world and concern themselves with other affairs and people rather than taking endless pics and posting 5-10 a day. Sorry to those of you who have kids, but those of you who are on FB really aren't doing you lot any favours.
MissPinotGrigio
13-09-2013
Originally Posted by Daffodil67:
“I have an ex school mate on facebook who posts EVERY detail of her quite bitter sounding ongoing divorce. For some reason she decided to share the fact that she had a visit off the police a few weeks ago over some texts she had sent her ex. Her mother is just as bad, she chimes in on the statuses and shares stuff like Ex School mate and her ex hubby owe her thousands etc etc.

But a few weeks later, it's OK- She joined POF and is waxing lyrical about 'my man' - Um, the man she hasn't met yet and is a long distance lorry driver!

By the way, she's 41.”

Is her page open to all? Either way, she's bloody stupid, especially if this goes to court.
starsailor
13-09-2013
Originally Posted by MissPinotGrigio:
“A-bloody-men! I am very proud of my decision to not have children and I look younger as I don't have crevasses and suitcases under my eyes from being woken up at stupid o'clock by a little bleeder who'll heavily debit my bank balance until the day I die.

Some of us prefer to choose life in the real world and concern themselves with other affairs and people rather than taking endless pics and posting 5-10 a day. Sorry to those of you who have kids, but those of you who are on FB really aren't doing you lot any favours.”

I really do wonder sometimes why I have about 80% of the friends I do have, just because I 'knew' them at school. There's probably about 3 or 4 people from school which I would actually want to see again.
MissPinotGrigio
13-09-2013
Originally Posted by starsailor:
“I really do wonder sometimes why I have about 80% of the friends I do have, just because I 'knew' them at school. There's probably about 3 or 4 people from school which I would actually want to see again.”

Ditto. I had a FB-enabled school reunion at the end of August and out of the 15 of us there were only 3 I had the time of day for and these are friends who are in my "regular rotation" (excuse the phrase but I'm from Ireland, but live in the UK so don't see them as frequently).

Especially when one of them squealed "Oh I love your FB posts, you're just like Bridget Jones or one of them crazy girls!"



Oh, and (rant continues) the rest of them couldn't speak about anything other than their kids. Please let me never be that person, oh I won't, because I'm not having them! Ever.
Sexbomb
13-09-2013
Another person posting a pic of there baby scan

PS: facebooks layout has changed yet again so another
Calien01
13-09-2013
Was going madam two swords for my bday tomorow but now i'm not as i been let down again heres too another rubbish bday

They've been going on about "madam two swords" for weeks
MissPinotGrigio
13-09-2013
Originally Posted by Calien01:
“Was going madam two swords for my bday tomorow but now i'm not as i been let down again heres too another rubbish bday

They've been going on about "madam two swords" for weeks ”

Ah, the badly-spelt, self-pitying FB post. Nothing like it
KatieLuLu2
13-09-2013
"I feel ugly today" status then posted a highly edited selfie.
pugamo
13-09-2013
Originally Posted by PurpleParachute:
“I joined DS just so I could post in this topic. Anyway, there's one woman on my FB I've just had to delete because she's always coming out with statuses like this:



And this:



Then there's this:



Can you believe she's twenty-six?! And who on earth calls a two-year-old "sexy"? I also can't stand the way she abuses anybody foreign! Christ, I can't believe I went to school with her. ”

Jesus, she's scary, why does she hate foreigners so much?

There have been a few reports of people calling small children sexy on Facebook...it is quite creepy and weird!
ClaireELM
14-09-2013
OK, been reading this thread for a while now, loving it! I've got a few updates to add to the thread; remembering dead relatives, Birthday messages to 1 year old children (who can't read or have a FB account), etc.
But thought this one was a good first one to share:


Today marks 6 months eating only fruit and fruit seeds for me (& a little salt). No nuts, leaves, veges, grains or animal products. I feel simply amazing on this diet and have much gratitude for the sense of freedom, karmic peacefulness & connectedness I feel on organic fruits. I have now transformed my diet to a low fat raw fruitarian one evolving further in health and high vibrations and eliminating salt, cacao & vinegar. To celebrate the end of my transformational week long shamanic retreat and my fruitfulness I began my one month pass at Golden Yoga in Burleigh and had the most beautiful class this morning ran by owner Melanie Commons, expanding & strengthening the body, mind & spirit. Life is great honoring self, the planet & all living beings. Feeling so much love

This 'friend' often puts up photos of the latest concoction, avocado smoothie was a recent one...
MissPinotGrigio
14-09-2013
Originally Posted by ClaireELM:
“OK, been reading this thread for a while now, loving it! I've got a few updates to add to the thread; remembering dead relatives, Birthday messages to 1 year old children (who can't read or have a FB account), etc.
But thought this one was a good first one to share:


Today marks 6 months eating only fruit and fruit seeds for me (& a little salt). No nuts, leaves, veges, grains or animal products. I feel simply amazing on this diet and have much gratitude for the sense of freedom, karmic peacefulness & connectedness I feel on organic fruits. I have now transformed my diet to a low fat raw fruitarian one evolving further in health and high vibrations and eliminating salt, cacao & vinegar. To celebrate the end of my transformational week long shamanic retreat and my fruitfulness I began my one month pass at Golden Yoga in Burleigh and had the most beautiful class this morning ran by owner Melanie Commons, expanding & strengthening the body, mind & spirit. Life is great honoring self, the planet & all living beings. Feeling so much love

This 'friend' often puts up photos of the latest concoction, avocado smoothie was a recent one... ”

Oh god, that leads me on to another population - the JuicePlus journey crew/Herbal Life sales people/anyone using FB to relentlessly sell their shitty wares or whatever ridiculous pyramid scheme they've been naïve enough to follow.

Any diet/sales thing I've discovered in recent years has strangely enough had nothing to do with social media. Probably because it's not a con!
Alan1981
14-09-2013
over the last few weeks I have noticed an increasing amount of people posting videos if themselves twerking.
I guess it's okay if you have rhythm and buttocks of steel. but when you have no rythym and an ass the size of a small planet, it's not really something people want to see gyrating on their screens.

it is about as sexy and entertaining as been slapped around the testicles with a wet fish.
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