""You're just a mom??

Uhh Yes....I AM A MOM!!! That makes me an alarm clock, cook, maid, waitress, teacher, nurse, handyman, security officer, photographer, counselor, chauffeur, event planner, personal assistant, ATM, & I scare away the boogie man. I don't get Holidays, Sick pay or Days off!! I work through the DAY n NIGHT!!! I am on call 24/7 for the rest of my life. And that's just my First JOB.....Being A MOM!!!! I may not be anything to you but I am EVERYTHING to someone........ Repost if you are a PROUD MOM!!!!""

Oh please.

I want some weird mentals on my facebook

I had one but she unfriended me - can people tell if you block them? Either way my timeline has got slightly more dull but at least I don't have to decipher illiterate posts about her "orsum famili" and "Lil man". Urg

I actually thought "orsum famili" was Latin for a few minutes!

Yeah, and I do the same tasks. For MYSELF.

It's called being a grown-up, people.

LOL I've never understood why some people write like that, a lot of the time it must take longer to type! My spelling's pretty bad at the best of times but I at least try to make an effort - their entire posts must have the squiggly red line of judgement underneath them!

Well that's the thing - it's actually pretty awesome to spot the fakes, the ones who are typing wrong to deliberately fit in with the current FB-speak crowd. You know the ones: they spell absolutely everything wrong apart from one word, which is usually something pretty difficult to spell for your average human. Makes me laugh.

O Relly?

Yes. ORLY.

Don't want to see unborn baby pictures, reminds me of a frying pan of liver. Yuk!

"Mi bf love me so much BUT HE CHEAT AND CHEAT AGAIN **** I am dunne with your shit! I fukin hate men who love u but cheat! Sendin me mixed signals! Their onli so mani flours u can buy a gal bfore she dies inside lyk the flours"

Well that's an interesting metaphor.

Perhaps she wanted Self Raising instead of Plain ? !

As people have said above 'dunne' is longer than the word intended ! !

If, like me, you're a coeliac, and badly allergic to flour, that phrase takes on a totally different meaning

Anyone got the ones who feel the need to give a weekly update of their weekend antics? It's almost like "Look everyone, I have such a social life, I must alert everyone on Facebook whenever I leave the house and consume alcohol!"

To be fair, that doesn't bother me as much as food & endless kiddie pics.

I am guilty of food pics as I am a foodie and I enjoy looking at other food pics.

Except when it looks like vomit and is accompanied by "luk wot ma sxy boi made lv u so much xxxxx". Then I vomit.

"sxy boi" who, as stated above, looks like Rab C Nesbitt

Anyone care to speculate as to which planet the tragic specimen above is from ? I don't recognise the language, might be some sort of prison speak.

"Today is the best day of my life"
About ten people put why?
Then she put ill pm you!

Why the hell put it on fb on the first place of your not going to say!! Bloody attention seeking !😠😠

Could all my friends please please please please stop reposting photos of animals with "hilarious" captions written on them. Sick to the back teeth of it now

This one from a while ago takes the biscuit i think.

"So damn p****d off att he parking in here. Just wanna support my daughter in her appointment!!"

She also tagged exactly where she and her daughter were. The only problem was that by tagging herself in somewhere so specific, everybody local to the area knew her daughter was a. Pregnant and b. Something was wrong.

Until then nobody even knew the woman was pregnant but her mum had just announced to the world that she was going through a miscarriage. Cue lots of whats up hun? Msg me? Type messages to the daughter who was dealing with the loss of her baby and getting pestered from everyone for the details!

Some people just dont understand privacy anymore!

As of today shes single and back on the market! The 8 week relationship and five day engagement is over!

Damn i thought they would make it! Odds on that by the end of tonight they will be back together and awaiting the next split!

I have a giggle when someone posts an obviously attention seeking status....and it gets no replies or likes.


I am in a state of shock at that! *ahem*

I had a massive cull in early January which resulted in all the people I know who post those kind of status messages being removed. I feel left out

Not exactly a status problem but does anyone else find it annoying how EVERYTHING you do ends up on the news feed for everyone to see? If I comment on a post on my wall, it's at the top of everyone's news feed. If I change my profile picture, a massive picture of me is at the top of everyone's news feed. If I "like" a movie or a page then it's on everyone's news feed. You're scared to do anything incase it ends up splattered all over for everyone to see it.