no need to cull, simply un-follow. then when you need a fix you can simply visit their timeline and get your fix.

I just laughed for about five minutes at that!


...and that set me off again!

Omg you couldnt make this up! Her post earlier was that they had split up and it was her fault. On cue all her friends were defending her and slagging him off and telling her what they really thought of him.

And now they are back together and not only that, they have joint forces arguing with everyone who was slating him! So shes had a massive fall out with all her friends who were slagging him off but now they are back together and stronger than ever!

Now she keeps posting how people need to leave them alone and stop spreading gossip when she was the one who put the facts in the first place!

This from a friends wall


FFS,,,,I totally give up on bloody families.
Don't bloody moan to me about this one and that one, and please don't insult me by saying you don't have luxuries.
A new mobile home,,holiday aboard,,a trip to Germany,,off to see Elton John,,oh and the best one £408 on a blender.
If that's not a luxury then what is ???
A luxury to me is having a dinner at night !!!


She is having her kitchen done by the council and since her rant she has brought a new oven, fridge freezer, kettle, toaster, knife block, new quilt cover for her bed and that is just this week

So her luxury of having a dinner at night goes out the window don't you think!

Oh and she is always pleading poverty.

I think i hate everything everyone has to say on Facebook. To be honest the only reason i am on there is because me and my brother like to send funny messages to each other

When people post anything the first thing that enters my head is "you would never say that in public so why say it on Facebook" ?

People just talk crap.

TBF 408 quid on a blender is not only a luxury its also ferkin stoopid

your not a child anymore, grow up and stop stalking ma facy-b everyone!


Oh please, the only thing that offends me about that sentence is the grammar.

Sounds very like my ex. Got married in Oct & they've split twice since then. He's on POF at the mo, ladies *deletes profile*

What the hell is a facy-b?

I'm guessing it's some kind of slang for Facebook. Not heard it before.

That sums the whole family right up. They are all jealous of each other.

Facebook, i presume.

Wel this couple are well and truly back on! Theyve set a date for the wedding and all the people who were slagging him off arent invited.

Can someone whos married please answer this, when people say theyve set the date (and give a specific date) does that mean theyve paid a deposit/secured a venue, or does it just mean they have a date in mind that they would like?

P.S. What is 'POF' ?

Plenty of fish i think, the dating site

She means Facebook, although it could be the name of her third child at 20.

Affirmative humanoid

Someone on my news feed has posted a selfie of them lying in bed with the caption "ahhh, better get out of bed then!". Last night he posted a picture of his bath and said "love a bath " and has made about 5 statuses in the last hour about the most boring and random things. He's been done for assault and speeding in the past, has been caught having an affair with an underage girl and had a gay affair and then beat up his lover once he got caught out. He now tries to act like a saint and constantly posts pictures of himself outside charity events and talks about how "fortunate" he is and how much love he has for everyone and how we should all love eachother and stuff. UGH. He gets so many "likes" as well. for everything.

Oh, and I just shared a status from a boy who was the victim of a homophobic attack the other day. It's had thousands of shares and it's something close to my heart so I shared it on my news feed. A few minutes later I had a bitchy status from an old school mate saying "hate it when people ram their sexuality down your throat. We get it, you're gay, ffs! Get over it!".

Oh my God. Why do I even bother.

Worst updates has to be the games. Disable one then another keeps coming

Why on earth are you friends with these people?

I may seem a fine one to talk, but at least mine are harmless, just thick. These seem truly nasty.

It gets better and better not only have they set the date but shes already got dj and photographer sorted, flowers and cake sorted and picked out her dress. She told her future mother in law that they are having a traditional big church wedding (despite the fact shes banned everyone) and they are going to have posh cars or a limo, honeymoon etc the full works.

Yeah sounds nice but neither of them work so i think they are in for a shock! Not only do they not work, but they are the sort of couple (her especially) that will happily sit in a cold dark flat so long as she has a constant stream of fags to keep her going. If she cant afford electricity how on earth is she going to afford a big wedding?

I so wish I have someone like this on my facebook. I have a lot of idiots on mine but never see arguements. The only thing that came close was years back when my cousin annouced he was gay and was engaged. His parents didn't take it too well and posted loads of anti-gay statements. My sister told me about it afterwards but I'd missed it all.

This girl just lives her life one drama to the next. Everything, and i mean everything, is splashed all over facebook like shes a z list celeb.

The worst shes done is when she posted a link to a news story after several days of cryptic messages. The news story was about a bloke who had been arrested along with his girlfriend for abusing their child. Turns out this was her ex, and the father of her son why would you make that public knowledge? Well apart from getting tons of attention but surely that crosses the line of acceptable attention?

Most of her posts are about her sexy boyfriend/fiance of the moment and her sexy son, or her family. Its quite funny because she has loads of half siblings that she argues with then the next minute theyre siblings and defensive of each other

The worst visually thing though is she goes through phases of posting photos of herself in provocative poses. Bearing in mind shes in the obese category its not a pleasant sight to see pics of her scrunching her face up trying to look sexy while bursting out of a pvc nurses outfit

Shes exactly the type of person who would be on jeremy kyle so i dont feel guilty for laughing at some of her posts! Everyone should have a facebook friend like that!

"Moved in wit mi bf"

They've been dating like...three-four months and there's all these pictures of them...in bed together...in their "new fla"

I have one who alternates between posting what she considers inspirational, empowering, spiritual pictures (several an hour) and full blown, one sided rants to whoever has upset her this time, but isn't on her facebook and therefore can't see it.

"If you can not face your own. Truth. Please. Don't connect with me because I live by the truth I face me"

Just when I was musing whether I should unfollow her, I got a text from a mutual friend who isn't that familiar with facebook asking what he could do to stop being inundated with all these pictures.