No you don't need to be killed but stay in bed sans internet if this is the best you can do.

People moaning about others crap jokes, what utter miserable humourless bastards

Just seen an utter classic, a girl I know who's a bit like SHG (but actually gets her tits out on t'internet all the time for total strangers) has updated her profile pic, and got the normal "u luk luvly hon" comments, one of them has said "OMG you look still as young as ever, not aged in 5 years at all" she replies with "thanks hon, it's a new pic".

Nobody bar me has noticed that the pic is dated 2008

"it has not been a good week for me at all nothing but problems"

"headache not good"

"not good at all sore head. kids wont stop fighting. god help me. so not well"

(Cheer up woman-you've got everyone running rings around you and changing their plans to suit you. This girl used to be my best friend when I was younger however then I realised just how one sided it all was...some things never change)

Say something! You've just got to! I doubt I could resist, actually.

Does she get so incredibly bored with each word she's typing that she isn't able to actually finish them?!

I would have to comment. How can one not

Any chance of linking you're friends list so I can add some of your weird mates for fun

No.

Spoilsport MPG, you're such a tease

Likewise.

Do it!

Done. Beneath the 8 million "u luk luvly hon" messages I've put...

"Anyone noticed the pic's dated 2008"

Oh, I'm an evil witch, me.

"Never realised how hard it is having divorced parents who have remarried. I now have 3 sets of parents to please. Hard when im organising my wedding how i want it, its now three times as hard"

Im confused. He parents split up when she was a baby and shes only known her dad this past year. Her mum has remarried so she grew up with her mum and stepdad.

Where has the other set of parents come from? Its not her classing her partners parents as his are divorced too so that would put it up to four not three.

but maybe only set of the partners parents are turning up ?

it is odd though

You're going straight to hell for that one!




I'll save you a seat

At least it's warm there, I've bought some land there & am building a house, you can come & stay over if you like

Am getting lots of "o don't be so meen" comments...... *runs*

reminds me of something I saw on facebook

a girl posted a group pic of her and her friends (all "average sizes" ,,some guy commented

"who is the fat girl"
one replied " oi Karen isn't fat she is curvy "

what followed on the comments was a blood bath of epic proportions and quite a few "secrets" were let slip

hilarious reading

Oh, epic! Any chance of posting it here or is it too much hassle to find it?

Heh! Love it!

My argument here is that the OP (not re this DS thread, but more like this FB post) shouldn't have lied & pretended the pic was recent. But hey, I'm the bad guy.

*puts on Bad Cop Lego head*

it was a while back ill see if I can find it although I fear it may have been deleted

This could nearly be a sub-thread in itself - worst FB arguments you've ever witnessed.....

A few months ago a colleague & friend of mine posted a pic of her burning through her dinner in the slow cooker. A mate of hers said "that's better than anything Sally generally cooks".

Sally then posts "and to think I had invited you around for Christmas dinner, you can f**k off now" - took a while for folks to realise she was serious.

Mate responds with "Ah come on, I was only joking". Cue a biblical rant from Sally over how after 10 years, she was finally making amends with the man who cheated on her sister by sleeping with 3 of her mates, only for them to remarry, and despite the fact that everyone knows he's on S&M, dogging & swinging sites.......... it went on & on and on, I was almost splattered with muck just reading it.



And all the time the OP was perfectly innocent! Crazy how & where people choose to hang out their dirty laundry.

I cant find the argument but it was that epic I do remember the some of the comments

one was along the lines of " I may be curvy but at least I didn't cheat on my bf with 2 guys in the bogs of the club"

bf chimes in "WTF dat best not be tru"
Curvy Karen " yep both at dat same two"
toilet chick " Bbz she is making it up"
toilet chav guy 1 " no she aint "
toilet chav guy 2 "yeah she really aint "


so wish I could I find it

Oh damn, I wish you could find it too! I'd say that got deleted off the next morning when everyone was sober though.

Why do girls put "Xxx" after every status update, even if it isn't directed at a person. That does my tits in.

I actually have really gone off Facebook, because it just seems to have turned into a plae where people post game scores, bullshit inspirational pictures, constant updates on their children complete with 1,000 similar pictures, some form of self-satisfying statement about how great their life/partner/job/child is and how life couldn't be better, or the total opposite, and it's just not fun to have to sit through and read.

That, or I'm just too much of a grump. I wouldn't dare post any of the shite some people seem to post on there...

Love this thread. So glad none of my posts have turned up here yet though!