followed by pictures of two cards, flowers, chocolates etc.

Ickle man is 6 weeks old. I wonder when he time to roll to the shops in between breast feeding, filling his nappy and crying his eyes out?.

Flowers and chocolates are lazy presents.

and passed his maths exams by the end of the week.

Whats with videos starting automatically now on facebook? i got frightened by one starting that was further down my timeline earlier!

This can be switched off in the Video Settings , provided you are not using a mobile device.

I see there's a new chain message that people are getting fooled by. It's been posted several times by different people who have been fooled by it. Its starts off with "lets see how this works out"

Yeah, I've seen that on my Facebook a few times too. I just roll my eyes and carry on scrolling. Like why do you need for people to add a one word comment about how you met. I am assuming they already know so why do they need comments telling them what they already know. Oh that's right, to feel "popular" when they receive 75898 notifications of other idiots telling them how/where they met...

Just seen: "RIP Peaches Geldof" and one person likes it.

Also, has anyone else's timeline changed? It looks like it's got some kind of fault with it.

The sad thing is they must have went to the shop and bought it for themselves just to make a Facebook status about it.

The layout has changed recently. Mine changed a couple of weeks ago, but a friend said that hers changed just yesterday.

The new layout is ghastly. It reminds me of Windows XP.

"Shut Your Facebook" at 10:50pm on channel 4!

Might be a good time to stick Google+ adverts in, Also why it on at that time?

My brother in laws status is "I guess Bob Geldof doesn't like Mondays now"


That's how I found out the news!

Obviously it's terrible she's died so young, so suddenly and left behind a family etc, but the dark humoured brit in me did find that funny!

Me too I feel evil

Someone earlier posted one of those chain things along the lines of "its time to eliminate facebook of all the negative images and videos. Share this and ill give you a disney cartoon character for you to post a picture of. Keep the chain going!"

My facebook had 0 negative images and now its full of crap pictures! I have zero interest in disney so people posting multiple pictures of their given character is getting very annoying!

I dont know if her profile is private or not but im friends with someone called Joanne Maddox who tell us what shes doing each day.

I notice a few females im friends with when they go for a weekend away with their boyfriends, they tag themselves and the boyfriends in every place they visit whilst there restaurants, bars etc like isn't the whole point of going away for a weekend is to get away from it all?

I have a really annoying thing going on on my Facebook where people are posting random pictures of Disney characters to "cheer up Facebook" and it you LIKE the picture you will be designated a Disney character to post as your status.. Seriously. What the...

I had one of my "friends" who did that, but she took it to the point where she posted a photo of every drink she had through out the night, saying what it was, and tagging her boyfriend in it :-/

I have a few friends who tag themselves at the hospital which cues a load of

"what's wrong hun?!" and "you alright? insert name here"

"Maybe next time i applyfor jobs i should apply for 1 or 2 at a time not 102. Job offers rolling in! Who wants to pay me the most? Let them fight over me!"

1. There simply arent 102 jobs available in the area she lives in that she is qualified for. Shes either lying about the jobs or lying about her qualifications.

2. She wouldnt be getting any job offers. Interviews maybe.

3. Nobody would be fighting to hire her. She worked for three years in mcdonalds and since then shes had job after job, the longest one lasting just under 6 months but the average being between two and four months. She started a new job yesterday and is already looking for another one. Seriously with that history whos going to hire her for a decent job? In most cases she barely stays long enough to complete the training!

Why is it every pic, video, link etc "Will Blow Your Mind"?

Urgh, i hate those, and the "You'll never guess what happened next" videos. I don't care!