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#201 |
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Join Date: Jul 2008
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Uh oh this status is causing a bit of a stir on my timeline
People who are "Full time mummys" seem to spend an awful lot of time on Facebook. |
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#202 |
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Timeline last night and this morning was full of people keeping everyone informed of their progress with their iphone software updates, and screen shots of the new icons. Whoop-de-flipping do, how exciting! Even if I had an iphone I wouldn't be interested in everyone elses, so so dull.
What with that and Grand Theft Auto, this has been a bad week for boring updates! |
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#203 |
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Join Date: Mar 2013
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These all come from the same person a few days ago.
16 September - 'wheres cock when you need some, hashtag lizlovescock' ![]() 16 September - 'hahah my i broke the condom putting it on my dildo oops..' ![]() ![]() 16 September - 'gosh ebay dildos are so cheap,' ![]() Really don't know what was going through her mind. (Sex and dildos, presumably!) |
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#204 |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 6,104
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Timeline last night and this morning was full of people keeping everyone informed of their progress with their iphone software updates, and screen shots of the new icons. Whoop-de-flipping do, how exciting! Even if I had an iphone I wouldn't be interested in everyone elses, so so dull.
What with that and Grand Theft Auto, this has been a bad week for boring updates! |
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#205 |
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Posts: 5,292
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Uh oh this status is causing a bit of a stir on my timeline
People who are "Full time mummys" seem to spend an awful lot of time on Facebook.
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#206 |
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Join Date: May 2013
Posts: 3,434
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iOS7 - kill me now, please.
On a funnier note my friend put up an update fuming at her hated mother-in-law ruining her cleaning routine (albeit OCD-sponsored) by cleaning her kitchen yesterday, and is threatening to get some dildos, smear them in chocolate spread and leave them by the kitchen sink next time she tries to reorganise her kitchen! |
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#207 |
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Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 684
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"I love **** she really is amazing looking after **** and me all the time and putting up with me being a complete retard I mean seriously I give the mentally unwell a run for there money."
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#208 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Back of the shed.
Posts: 14,029
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No, No, No...
Someone on my feed has just posted a 'rap love song' about his 'girls' and it's so cringy that Simon Cowell would probably quit music if he heard it! |
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#209 |
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Join Date: Sep 2013
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Jesus, she's scary, why does she hate foreigners so much?
![]() There have been a few reports of people calling small children sexy on Facebook...it is quite creepy and weird! It's strange how facebook gives me an insight into these people I spent time with when I was younger. Even when it's a bad insight, all I have to do is press the delete button and they vanish from my newsfeed. I wish real life was that easy!
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#210 |
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Join Date: Sep 2013
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Isn't it funny how so many of these people who hate foreigners have such a terrible command of the English language?!
I'm glad I've deleted her. If she wasn't butchering the English language, she was posing in front of the letters 'EDL'. :yawn:
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#211 |
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Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 17,711
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"I love **** she really is amazing looking after **** and me all the time and putting up with me being a complete retard I mean seriously I give the mentally unwell a run for there money."
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#212 |
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Between the gutter and stars
Posts: 6,825
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wot do da men do really, not a lot just spunk, da women gotta carry 4 9months n go thru all hormones n emotions, men don't, if da man don't step up thruout pregnancy, wot gives em da rite 4 da kid 2 have da surname untill da man steps up!!
I can just imagine it being shouted across the room on JK now...
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#213 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Back of the shed.
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Most of my updates since tuesday have been about GTA 5. One person posted a photo of the game which his girlfriend bought for him. The photo is captioned: "I have the most amazing girlfriend ever"
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#214 |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 1,784
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Many people here dislike the children statuses. My feed is not too bad but this blog is great and very shocking what people will share. http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/
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#215 |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Many people here dislike the children statuses. My feed is not too bad but this blog is great and very shocking what people will share. http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/
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#216 |
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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'Can't believe we've been married a month, happy anniversary baby'....since when was being married a month, worthy of an anniversary?
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#217 |
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Join Date: May 2013
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'Can't believe we've been married a month, happy anniversary baby'....since when was being married a month, worthy of an anniversary?
All I can say is, I hope you never, ever split up or I hope he never dies, because judging by your daily "I love my boo boo" posts, you are completely & utterly dependent on them. It's not healthy at all and funny, I never see them returning the favour, ever.
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#218 |
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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This has probably been mentioned before but it irks me when someone changes their relationship status to 'in a relationship' and people respond with messages like 'congrats hun' and 'so happy for u xxx'. it's a new relationship, not an engagement!
One of my relatives made such an update a few months back, her friend commented something like 'didn't no hun' and she replied 'thought you would've heard me the other day saying I was gonna change my Facebook status!'. Having a real-life conversation about changing one's Facebook relationship status - sad, sad... |
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#219 |
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Join Date: May 2013
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This has probably been mentioned before but it irks me when someone changes their relationship status to 'in a relationship' and people respond with messages like 'congrats hun' and 'so happy for u xxx'. it's a new relationship, not an engagement!
One of my relatives made such an update a few months back, her friend commented something like 'didn't no hun' and she replied 'thought you would've heard me the other day saying I was gonna change my Facebook status!'. Having a real-life conversation about changing one's Facebook relationship status - sad, sad... making a relationship work is the hardest thing in the world, so I don't mind that so much. It's the aftermath "oh thanks hon for making me tea tonight after I've done a 12-hour shift", "oh I love my bbe because, well I have no reason why" day in day out that does my nut in! As I've previously said a/ you have friends b/ you have family (who I'm more than willing to praise on FB because they do amazing things for me) and c/ you are supposed to have a life?
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#220 |
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Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 6,202
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Timeline last night and this morning was full of people keeping everyone informed of their progress with their iphone software updates, and screen shots of the new icons. Whoop-de-flipping do, how exciting! Even if I had an iphone I wouldn't be interested in everyone elses, so so dull.
What with that and Grand Theft Auto, this has been a bad week for boring updates! "Fed up of hearing iphone updates. When will people learn they are crap and just cheap fashion accessories!" "Hahaha all those people with the new update are loooooosers. Waiting 10 hours only for a crap update that makes your phone insecure" "Do people with iphones realise theres a hack so people can steal your phone and use it even if you have a password on it?" "Just found this on google. Would someone with an iphone please try it to proove my point? *adds long post giving directions of how to bypass the password screen*" Ok, ok we get it. You hate iphones. Instead of worrying yourself with how insecure they are, just DONT BUY ONE! Then it doesnt matter how crap they are because you wont be affected! |
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#221 |
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: Luton
Posts: 491
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I've had three days of angry status updates from one friend because...
"a bich at the job centre has stopped my clam for job seeker |
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#222 |
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 469
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Awww, poor clam
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#223 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Back of the shed.
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I've had three days of angry status updates from one friend because...
"a bich at the job centre has stopped my clam for job seeker |
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#224 |
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Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: UK
Posts: 7,744
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It’s not abut de kissing, holdin hands, de d8s, de sex, and showin off. It’s abut been with su1 ho makes u happii in a way that no1 else can. It’s abot being with some1 hoo accepts u and ur werdnss. It’s about bein ureslef around dem and dey can be deir self around you. HAPPIII EIGHT MONFF ANNVERSAY BABY...
The definition of anniversary from Wiki: An anniversary is a day that commemorates or celebrates a past event that occurred on the same date of the year as the initial event.(Hence annunally) For God's sake. |
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#225 |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Are you's actually copying statuses from Facebook or are you making them up? Because I can't believe what I'm reading on this thread.
![]() The only annoying things I see are "bored, someone mail me x" and people wanting sympathy for dead relatives.
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