"Rip Rik Mayall" from prople who have never even me tioned him before. Followed by pics, quites and youtube clips..

Does not mentioning famous people prior to their death preclude you from mentioning them after their death? I've never mentioned him on my FB before but grew up with the Young Ones, Dangerous Brothers, Comic Strip etc so have shared some quality clips and quotes with friends who are also massive fans (who incidentally also didn't mention him prior to his death).

To quote the great man himself: "You Bastard! You complete and utter bastard! why don't you just go out and become a Policeman? Become a Pig? there's no difference you know?! I suppose you hate gay people too! Hippie!"

"Hate people who look down their nose at everyone. We're all equal. Just because people make mistakes doesn't make them any less of a person than you. Makes me so angry. Can't stand people who think they're better than everyone else."

Ah, the old "make a down to earth status that everyone can relate to" for the Likes.

One of my FB friends starts every status with what she has just done with her twins I.e. "Well that's the little ones fed" even when the rest of her status has nothing to do with them. Yawn.

One of my friends was a young single mum after her partner left her for someone else at xmas time. All her friends could finally slag him off for being the prat that he was. In the whole relationship he never lifted a finger with the three kids, the only effort he made was making them. He refused to work and spent all his jsa money on drink and partying while living free in the council house. He was barely home and she had a miserable life.

Yesterday she announced they are back together (probably more to do with him being dumped and not liking living back with his mum so hes opted for the easy life again). All her friends are now saying things like -"aww congrats hun, u were good together", "gald your together hun the kids deserve it" and "even the strongest couples have their blips xx" so far only one person has had the balls to tell her its a mistake.

These are the same people congratulating her that were slagging him off a few months ago. Why do people do that? Now shes faced with seeing her friends who she knows hate her bf so it will only make things harder.

"Bloody drs r always running late! Apt was at 2:45 and still not bin seen yet!"

Posted at 14:53 so less than ten minutes shes been waiting!

Her response when questioned about why shes stressed at waiting 9 whole minutes? "Its ridiculous, they no i have a son i av to pick up from childcare but still make me wait!"

For christs sake close this doctors surgery down! Making the only woman in britain with a child wait for 9 whole minutes! Why did she take an appointment so close to picking her son up? Why not see a different gp at a better time?

on my newsfeed:

1) I think I ave finally cracked him!!!!!!!! *** went to bed in big boy pants woke up this morning bone dry!!!!!!!!! ‪#‎proudmommy‬ ‪#‎welldone ‪#‎mommylovesyou‬ xxxx

2) Oh my god!!Very proud mummy moment-at just 12-months old *** has just used the potty for the very first time!!mummy was so excited and pleased I don't think she knew what was going on!!!!!!

3) I think my nips are going to fall off! Poor ***, I've being a warm cuddly dummy aĺl day.

4) Man alive, my arsehole has turned inside out! Lol ouchy... Lashings of anusol required haha

5) My breath officially smells and tastes like dog poo....yak!!!

6) So, apparantly I'm 2 faced, funny that, I just looked in the mirror n only saw 1 lookin bk @ me unlike u. U got the 1 on ur shoulders n the 1 u talk out of. Tell me, how do u sit on ur face wivout suffocating???????

Was that from 6 different people or just one with a lot of problems ? !

And I'll bet there was a "****ing foreigners " rant in there somewhere too ?

that was from 3 people

Seems strangely like my FB feed today, they're bloody everywhere those people.

Today's random selection of stunning insights:

"If God brought you to it, then God will bring you through it!"
"Proud mummy tday, a gold an too silver meduls in sports day. Well dun skye"
"Feel good, haven't had an argument today".

Feast your eyes on this:

"There's something I need to say because its been at me a small bit. there's certain people out in this f*cking sh*tbag of a town talking about me and saying things about me behind my back and trying to make me out to be something im not. Not that I give a sh*t what any person besides my children would think of me! But it gets abit f*cking annoying.when I have people coming up to me saying "did u hear what he said" or"or heard you this and you did that". I dont bother people i dont talk sh*t about people i keep quite i.dont bother people because i dont want to be bothrd so Its like this and quite simple and this goes out to anyone who's taking about or nyonewho feels like you've something to prove towards me! GROW A PAIR OF BALLS AND COME TO MY FACE WITH YOUR PROBLEM AND IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO PROVE YOURSELF TO ME I GLADLY GIVE YOU THE OPPORTUNITY. BUT IF YOUR NOT ABLE TO TALK TO A MANS FACE SHUT THE F*CK UP BITCHING BEHIND MY BACK. 90% of this town wouldn't do sh*t unless they were drunk outside oriadas f*cking sh*tty c*nts are an embarrassment no wonder this place is known as a pussy little dump of a town. ANYONE HAS WORDS FOR ME SAY THEM TO MY FACE AND I'LL GLADLY MAKE YOU EAT THEM THAT GOES FOR ANYONE I WON'T SHY DOWN TO NOONE ATALL!!!AND NO I DON'T THINK I'M THE BIG MAN IM JUST NOT AFRAID TO FIGHT IF I HAVE TO,DON'T BELIEVE ME?TRY ME!!. ON MY KIDS IF I HEAR NAMES OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT ME ONCE MORE IL COME TO YE.PEOPLE SAYING IM PSYCO!!!HAHAHA I'LL GIVE YOU PHSYCO AND GOING ON ABOUT MY DRINKING!MIND YOUR OWN F*CKING BUSINESS!!!!Believe me when I drink,I would drink a f*cking lake of vodka and then go look for another one but that WHEN I go drinking!!people saying I drink aaaalll the time haha I spend 90% of my time in the gym take a look under my tshirts for proof and that's no lies or put me on a thread mill id run the souls off my feet and I'll call it how it is. SICK OF IT!!!! no wonder I trust NOONE. (except daisy my mams dog)"

Haha statuses like this make me laugh, they're that ironic. If he's such a big man, why doesn't he name the people he's got a grievance against? Or why doesn't he just go up to them and tell them to their faces? Dear God.

(Edit - the "one more time" thing is just ridiculous. He sounds so angry that he wouldn't give them another chance. Geez.

There is a picture of Princess Diana and Princes William and Harry doing the rounds at the moment saying how similar they all look or some such crap. Cue person on my FB posting said picture and then going into a long gushing status about how great Diana was and how she was taken too soon, blah blah. Had to block the whole thing from my feed because it kept appearing at the top of my page every time she added a fresh comment.

She is also the same person who insists on informing us of her two "little princes" every move.

No.4 Why post that little gem on social media? It's not the sort of thing people discuss in polite company.

The #proudmummy stuff is harmless, though deadly dull for everyone other than immediate family.

From buying and selling pages:

"Working fridge freezer (pictured) in good condition. FREE as no longer have room for it. COLLECTION only."

Cue loads of people asking for it and then one pipes in "i would like it, can you deliver?" And then another "im interested. Can you arrange delivery and i will pay for the postage?"

For gods sake some people expect the world! Someones giving away a fridge freezer, one bloke wants them to hire a van to deliver it to his kitchen all for free, and another wants them to go through the hassel of arranging delivery for it!

Im sure when theyve had loads of people asking when they can collect it they arent going to pay to deliver it!

And other post from that page

"Is anyone selling a side tiara? Im on a tight budget so looking at something second hand and not too expensive"

I didnt know what a side tiara was so looked it up on ebay. Page upon page of them for under a tenner. I dont know why this person didnt check ebay. Theres a lot of choice which you wouldnt get buying one from a selling page. Plus they are new. Anyway if a tiara is part of your wedding attire would you really be selling one for a few quid online?

"Yeahhhhhhhhhhh im no longer working for free modern day slavery"

(comments)
"You not doing your voluntary work any more?"
"Nah I left lol theyre *******"
"back to the brew for you then haha"
"**** it, they grassed me up for going in steaming lol"
"your honestly a legend lolol"
"honestly wit a dick tho, i was wasted out my nut and he was being a pure **** to me"



He also makes endless statuses about getting high, sharing pictures of marijuana, talking about how much weed he takes, talking about how much he loves Oasis, sharing Oasis pictures and quotes, posting Oasis songs and talking about how he hates mainstream music and it's all about Oasis and getting high.

What a charming young gentleman

????????? Oasis is as mainstream as you can get!

Luffles my man <33333333 luff luff luff him!


Oh god, shut up I don't care.

Brilliant

Can't stand these 'inspirational' posts.

Latest one: "I’m not hot or gorgeous. I don’t have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I’m far from being considered a model but, I’m me. I eat food, I have curves, I have more fat than I should, I have scars, I have a history.

"Some people love me, some like me, some don’t like me. I have done good, I have done bad. I’m random and crazy, I don’t pretend to be someone I’m not. I am who I am, you can love me or not. And if I love you, I do it with all my heart."

Guess everyone can't be as perfect as me.

Wot a leg!!!

A true ledgend indeed.



(bad spelling deliberate).

I never mentioned him before on FB, Doesn't mean i wasn't a fan?....Am i allowed to be upset by him dying?