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#2276 |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Come on you lazy no good dogs, shit, shower, shave, get out there and look for some work you lazy pigs!
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The weekend starts here! Put over 50 hours in over the 4 days so a long weekend is over due. I might even see how the other half live and watch Jezza tomorrow! Best wishes to you hard working people hang in there the weekend is almost here! Almost forgot, good morning scroungers!
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Always makes me laugh when a scrounger says thank god it's Friday. Eh? The weekend never stops for you, you lazy ****! Hope you hard working people enjoy the weekend and weather, you've EARNED it after all
Someone on my friends list copies and pastes statuses like this from another group (an awful, awful "anti-benefits" group) every single day. I've tried to hide his posts but because people "like" them, they're visible on my news feed. Ugh.
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#2277 |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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#2278 |
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Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 1,514
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There's no need for me to watch the football. I have one person who is updating his status for every goal along with the "GET IN "country name" or "LOL "country name" ARE GETTING WELL BEAT.
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#2279 |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,259
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There's no need for me to watch the football. I have one person who is updating his status for every goal along with the "GET IN "country name" or "LOL "country name" ARE GETTING WELL BEAT.
I also have someone doing that
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#2280 |
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 7,327
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As every year the Father's Day status do my head in
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#2281 |
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Staring at my car...
Posts: 1,518
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There's no need for me to watch the football. I have one person who is updating his status for every goal along with the "GET IN "country name" or "LOL "country name" ARE GETTING WELL BEAT.
She is also posting inane updates about the matches but my husband finds these funny as she actually knows very little about football. |
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#2282 |
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Join Date: May 2012
Posts: 2,474
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I have one who is convinced she is the only female on the whole planet enjoying the football. Status' that say "going to have a beer and watch the football. Yes I'm a girl who likes football, if that makes me manly then who cares" are utterly yawn-worthy.
She is also posting inane updates about the matches but my husband finds these funny as she actually knows very little about football. |
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#2283 |
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: OP is a murderer!!
Posts: 27,205
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Just put this on another thread ... A card has popped up for a happy fathers day from ........... the Bump
Why???Also one ranting about how bad her childrens dad is and giving a pat on the back to all mum's who have had to be father's. This is the woman who set the family home on fire a few years back
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#2284 |
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Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 166
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Someone wrote on my Facebook: My car has lost reverse, I don't know why the exhaust has stopped sucking air in.
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#2285 |
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Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 6,202
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Someone on mine went to the seaside yesterday. Today shes uploaded photos of the tattoos she and her partner got. Been together a matter of months and already being engaged wasnt enough so they got each others names tattood on themselves! Why do people do this?
Also uploaded was a photo of her 5 year old son with his "idol" charlotte crosby from geordie shore. What kind of a 5 year old watches such adult crap as geordie shore? |
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#2286 |
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Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Cornwall
Posts: 727
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2 statuses from my sister today extolling the virtues of her marvellous husband and how great a dad he is to their daughter.
Shame she forgot her own dad, not a card or phone call or anything. She also seems to have forgotten her other 3 children, who have all been brought up by my mum and don't even know who their respective dads are. Talk about rubbing it in! Idiot. |
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#2287 |
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 2,145
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There's a woman on my fb, single mum with 2 kids. Always comes across pretty well although I knew her at school and she's not the sharpest tool in the box.
She only ever dates black men and I saw the other day she was 'in a relationship' so had a nosy and sure enough it's a Nigerian bloke. Bizarrely, she only befriended him on fb a couple of weeks ago and has now changed her surname to his, and has gone from 'in a relationship' to 'married' which must be a bit tricky as he is in Nigeria and she's never met him. I sense trouble ahead.
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#2288 |
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: DAVEVILLE, Daveshire DA1 1VE
Posts: 33,621
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There's a woman on my fb, single mum with 2 kids. Always comes across pretty well although I knew her at school and she's not the sharpest tool in the box.
She only ever dates black men and I saw the other day she was 'in a relationship' so had a nosy and sure enough it's a Nigerian bloke. Bizarrely, she only befriended him on fb a couple of weeks ago and has now changed her surname to his, and has gone from 'in a relationship' to 'married' which must be a bit tricky as he is in Nigeria and she's never met him. I sense trouble ahead. ![]() |
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#2289 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Tamworth
Posts: 1,434
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Well done to my little boy for doing a poo in the toilet for the first time! -poor child.
Also reading status' saying "I've done the cooking, hoovering, hung the washing out, ironed the clothes, dusted, changed the beds, went shopping, cut the grass" who cares, do you want a medal! |
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#2290 |
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 78
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There's a woman on my Facebook who always refers to her other half as gayface and any mention of him is usually an attempt to embarrass him. This was her latest status about him
"Happy fathers day to gayface, the only regret I have of having a child with you is that he seems to have picked up not 1 or 2 but all 100 of your annoying habits 🙈 but then he also has 101 of your good traits , dont know where the big willy came from right enough ? xx" |
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#2291 |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Tamworth
Posts: 1,434
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I also get annoyed if it says proud mommy in their name! Or for example joeandgrace bozzy! Get separate profiles fgs!
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#2292 |
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Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Newcastle
Posts: 4,837
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The funniest facebook thing for me is those who put their kids names as a middle name, Then they have another and facebook tells them they can't change the name on the account more than a certain amount of times
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#2293 |
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: St. Albans, UK, Team Wagner
Posts: 42,866
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There's a page called "F*ck relationships, I'm single", but actually every status on the page is usually moaning about being single, missing someone in their life etc...
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#2294 |
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Join Date: Apr 2010
Posts: 4,527
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A girl in my work is constantly posting pictures of her children looking cute obviously to gain 'likes'. Tonight she posted a pic of a girl walking along the beach with her dad and the caption 'Dear Daddy, I may find a prince someday but you will always be my King'. I commented 'Bleurrgh' (couldn't help myself) and she has deleted my comment lol
Edit - Hubby not happy at all that I posted that comment in the first place, says I was out of order (even though he agrees it was vomit inducing), do you think I should have kept schtum? |
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#2295 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Back of the shed.
Posts: 14,029
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Someone i know has started giving us daily updates of what happens at his work place. Most of his statuses are work related and i'm sure he's lost a few jobs in the past because of these kind of updates!
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#2296 |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,259
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A girl in my work is constantly posting pictures of her children looking cute obviously to gain 'likes'. Tonight she posted a pic of a girl walking along the beach with her dad and the caption 'Dear Daddy, I may find a prince someday but you will always be my King'. I commented 'Bleurrgh' (couldn't help myself) and she has deleted my comment lol
Edit - Hubby not happy at all that I posted that comment in the first place, says I was out of order (even though he agrees it was vomit inducing), do you think I should have kept schtum? |
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#2297 |
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 118
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Reason 647 why I am glad not to have a Facebook account - I have no desire to plaster my private life (there is a reason it is called your private life surely) all over the internet for "friends" to see. I realise nobody HAS to do this but it really does sadden me that others feel the need to behave this way. No good can come of it.
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#2298 |
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Posts: 5,292
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There's a woman on my fb, single mum with 2 kids. Always comes across pretty well although I knew her at school and she's not the sharpest tool in the box.
She only ever dates black men and I saw the other day she was 'in a relationship' so had a nosy and sure enough it's a Nigerian bloke. Bizarrely, she only befriended him on fb a couple of weeks ago and has now changed her surname to his, and has gone from 'in a relationship' to 'married' which must be a bit tricky as he is in Nigeria and she's never met him. I sense trouble ahead. ![]() You could sort of see it coming, but hoped you were wrong. |
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#2299 |
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Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 352
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Someone on my friends list copies and pastes statuses like this from another group (an awful, awful "anti-benefits" group) every single day. I've tried to hide his posts but because people "like" them, they're visible on my news feed. Ugh.
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#2300 |
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Posts: 7,327
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Why do people put 'lol' at the end of every status?
If it's funny I will laugh But things like 'put the bins out lol' or 'had pizza lol' Forgive me for not pissing myself |
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