This one comes from the mother of my niece. She broke up with my brother at the beginning of the year and to read her FB, you would think she's bloody Mary Poppins, a few samples:
"The word isn't single mum. It should be mum single because being a mother comes before being single" - So that's why you were out clubbing with your 'friends' three times in the week after you broke up then. (This was a status she shared btw, her spelling is atrocious usually)
"Prud f myself 2day, huse cleand, diner prepd nd gon 2 pik mi wee prncess up frm skul, tims lik dese dat u realiz u dnt ned sum1 puling u dwn nd can du it all ur self" - Not only is it spelt appallingly, its a pile of cr*p, she doesn't do it all herself at all, my brother pays her money for his daughter every week and has her every weekend from Friday to Monday not to mention recently my niece has been staying with her mum's parents very frequently because her wonderful mother wants to go out with her highly immature mates.
Bit of a rant but it's hugely annoying seeing people writing shite like that on FB knowing the truth.
One more for good luck, a girl I was at school with uploaded a poem she had written about her struggle with anorexia when she was younger. It was very well written and very very touching and she got a lot of likes. About two days later, another girl who also went to school with me who does some modelling now put up a heartfelt status about the support she has got since a photo of her modelling swim wear was uploaded a few weeks back and how she is inspired by some plus size model. Not only did the status blatently copy some of the stuff the first girl's said but the second girl was actually the ringleader of a group of girls who bullied the first one, the bullying triggered her anorexia as they made jibes about her weight (she was never fat or even mildly overweight). What a great example for plus sized modelling she is