Just seen a weird one, someone has commented and liked a comment on her post. The thing is the comment was from her dog.
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Originally Posted by Relly:
“Oh God, I empathise totally. It's that stupid (in my opinion, when it comes to the bad ones) thing about not saying negative things about the dead. The stuff they did is still relevant to the alive, so why should we not mention those things? My sister's similar to your friend about our various family members who've now died (who supported our father in his sexual abuse of us). Plus you see it in the RIP messages when some total career crim wraps a car, himself and various mates around a lampost. They'll have been robbing grannies for most of their lives, yet "You woz a gud lad, hun, life n sole of de party" is all you see.”
“Oh God, I empathise totally. It's that stupid (in my opinion, when it comes to the bad ones) thing about not saying negative things about the dead. The stuff they did is still relevant to the alive, so why should we not mention those things? My sister's similar to your friend about our various family members who've now died (who supported our father in his sexual abuse of us). Plus you see it in the RIP messages when some total career crim wraps a car, himself and various mates around a lampost. They'll have been robbing grannies for most of their lives, yet "You woz a gud lad, hun, life n sole of de party" is all you see.”
Relly, I've put her as an acquaintance for the time being as I've been tempted to comment on them, which is the completely wrong thing to do.
Out of obligation I've been to a couple of funerals where I've seriously thought I'd ended up in the wrong place after hearing about how wonderful the deceased was when in actual fact they were anything but. I just keep quiet though it is like an elephant in the room.
Originally Posted by hallstar:
“Just seen a weird one, someone has commented and liked a comment on her post. The thing is the comment was from her dog.”
“Just seen a weird one, someone has commented and liked a comment on her post. The thing is the comment was from her dog.”
I know people who have set up Facebook accounts for their pets - usually it is for 'neighbours/buddies' on the games they play, but yours does seem odd
Originally Posted by latinloulou:
“I know people who have set up Facebook accounts for their pets - usually it is for 'neighbours/buddies' on the games they play, but yours does seem odd”
“I know people who have set up Facebook accounts for their pets - usually it is for 'neighbours/buddies' on the games they play, but yours does seem odd
”
To be fair to her I am not sure if it is her or her Sister that does that account, but she does seem the type that would do it.
Originally Posted by latinloulou:
“I know people who have set up Facebook accounts for their pets - usually it is for 'neighbours/buddies' on the games they play, but yours does seem odd”
“I know people who have set up Facebook accounts for their pets - usually it is for 'neighbours/buddies' on the games they play, but yours does seem odd
”
I have a mascot - he's a stuffed lion I bought from Build a Bear workshop a couple of years ago. He has his own Facebook page, we post photos of where he's been and check ins. He has friends of his own and 'posts' messages.
Odd it may be, but it's a bit of fun and keeps my friends amused.
Originally Posted by hallstar:
“Just seen a weird one, someone has commented and liked a comment on her post. The thing is the comment was from her dog.”
“Just seen a weird one, someone has commented and liked a comment on her post. The thing is the comment was from her dog.”
Think i posted this before, but a girl on my list (a full time mummy- need i say anymore) has a profile for her dog and her 18 month old son. Ive seen conversations between the two of them, all very odd
I feel like I've got the Jeremy Kyle show running live on my wall this morning. From what I can gather some "fat b*tch" called at a girls house last night drunk to try and start a fight over a boy. The girl whose house it was was too drunk to do anything and has now woke up this morning annoyed because she didn't "bate the fk outa her" so her and her cousins (who are all sisters but all have different names because their mum had trouble keeping herself faithful to the one guy) are now organising how they are going to fight this girl. The mother of all the sisters is now encouraging them all and thinks it's funny so the cousin whose house was called at is now putting up posts asking the girl to come back now because her and her cousins are waiting for her. This obviously involves an awful lot more swearing and stuff but yea semi entertaining for a Sunday morning.
I used to have a friend who it seemed lived her life partly around Facebook. Every time she leaves the house she checks herself in at places, takes loads of photos of her 'fun' nights out. and occasionally posts cryptic statuses about how she's been at hospital. The last one, I was amazed that I got it right, when she only revealed what was wrong when she got 10 comments on her status.
She probably thinks she is popular because everything on Facebook is 'liked' by the same group of people and the occasional statuses about her daughter seem to generate lots of likes and comments about how she is a fantastic mother (even though she had the child taken off her last summer, and doesn't look likely that she will get her back in the short term).
To be fair, she does have lots of friends and followers, but I doubt even 5 of them are true friends, most are just there to nosy at her car crash of a life
She probably thinks she is popular because everything on Facebook is 'liked' by the same group of people and the occasional statuses about her daughter seem to generate lots of likes and comments about how she is a fantastic mother (even though she had the child taken off her last summer, and doesn't look likely that she will get her back in the short term).
To be fair, she does have lots of friends and followers, but I doubt even 5 of them are true friends, most are just there to nosy at her car crash of a life
Another one that annoys me is that one of my closest friends has a male friend on Facebook that comments stupid inane things on every photo and status she posts on Facebook. I've asked her about it, but she said he's harmless and just bored. Fair enough, but when I tagged her in with me on a recent night out, I got a comment about wht he was eating for his dinner.... It took all my strength (and also because I don't want to do something that may hurt or annoy my friend) to not reply something along the lines of so? Or to ask who he was as I didn't know him and not sure why he felt that I'd want to know what he was eating for his tea?
It just seems slightly creepy to me, as he is a middle aged and divorced, and my friend (and her friends who all get the same inane comments) are all mid 20's and good looking. She said she's sure he doesn't fancy her, but all the comments about her legs etc recently from him just turn my stomach
It just seems slightly creepy to me, as he is a middle aged and divorced, and my friend (and her friends who all get the same inane comments) are all mid 20's and good looking. She said she's sure he doesn't fancy her, but all the comments about her legs etc recently from him just turn my stomach
Originally Posted by euphie:
“Another one that annoys me is that one of my closest friends has a male friend on Facebook that comments stupid inane things on every photo and status she posts on Facebook. I've asked her about it, but she said he's harmless and just bored. Fair enough, but when I tagged her in with me on a recent night out, I got a comment about wht he was eating for his dinner.... It took all my strength (and also because I don't want to do something that may hurt or annoy my friend) to not reply something along the lines of so? Or to ask who he was as I didn't know him and not sure why he felt that I'd want to know what he was eating for his tea?
It just seems slightly creepy to me, as he is a middle aged and divorced, and my friend (and her friends who all get the same inane comments) are all mid 20's and good looking. She said she's sure he doesn't fancy her, but all the comments about her legs etc recently from him just turn my stomach”
“Another one that annoys me is that one of my closest friends has a male friend on Facebook that comments stupid inane things on every photo and status she posts on Facebook. I've asked her about it, but she said he's harmless and just bored. Fair enough, but when I tagged her in with me on a recent night out, I got a comment about wht he was eating for his dinner.... It took all my strength (and also because I don't want to do something that may hurt or annoy my friend) to not reply something along the lines of so? Or to ask who he was as I didn't know him and not sure why he felt that I'd want to know what he was eating for his tea?
It just seems slightly creepy to me, as he is a middle aged and divorced, and my friend (and her friends who all get the same inane comments) are all mid 20's and good looking. She said she's sure he doesn't fancy her, but all the comments about her legs etc recently from him just turn my stomach”
If he commented on a picture you uploaded and tagged her in i think you are entitled to ask who? why? etc....Also use the word creepy, That usually gets them thinking.
I know several females who have these types on FB and they are too nice to tell them what they think. But when someone calls them on it they tend to stop or delete themselves as friends
Originally Posted by cris182:
“If he commented on a picture you uploaded and tagged her in i think you are entitled to ask who? why? etc....Also use the word creepy, That usually gets them thinking.
I know several females who have these types on FB and they are too nice to tell them what they think. But when someone calls them on it they tend to stop or delete themselves as friends”
“If he commented on a picture you uploaded and tagged her in i think you are entitled to ask who? why? etc....Also use the word creepy, That usually gets them thinking.
I know several females who have these types on FB and they are too nice to tell them what they think. But when someone calls them on it they tend to stop or delete themselves as friends”
I just find it very weird, and as I said, slightly creepy. Sometimes his comments are laughable (one asked why she wasn't in a photo she uploaded, um, probably because she was the one taking the picture...). If it happens again though, I'm not sure I can stop myself from asking who he is and why he's been commenting on my statuses...
Originally Posted by euphie:
“I just find it very weird, and as I said, slightly creepy. Sometimes his comments are laughable (one asked why she wasn't in a photo she uploaded, um, probably because she was the one taking the picture...). If it happens again though, I'm not sure I can stop myself from asking who he is and why he's been commenting on my statuses...”
“I just find it very weird, and as I said, slightly creepy. Sometimes his comments are laughable (one asked why she wasn't in a photo she uploaded, um, probably because she was the one taking the picture...). If it happens again though, I'm not sure I can stop myself from asking who he is and why he's been commenting on my statuses...”
One of my best friends has a guy on her facebook who likes every photo she puts on, or is tagged in. After I'd had my account for a while and she had tagged me in a few photos, he tried to add me, even though I've never laid eyes on him in my life. She says hes "harmless" too. Then one night I added a photo of her, our other best friend, and I. The friend who doesn't have a FB had a bad coldsore and this guy somehow thought it was fair game to make a comment about it. He soon deleted it when I commented back, the greepy b*****.
The thing about these 'Harmless people' on facebook is that you wouldn't let them near you in real life, People need to treat facebook the same way
I have someone moaning about how Saturday night tv is crap and about how they're skint and they can't afford a social life.
How about getting a job so you can afford a social life?
How about getting a job so you can afford a social life?
"Just found out the reason we aint bin able to hav baby is cos i av a tilted cervix 
"
1. Thanks for sharing, we all needed to know. Afaik nobody even asked
2. You already have one child with someone else funded by the state
3. The fact youre morbidly obese is probably more of a hinderance than a tilted cervix
4. Youve been with this bloke for how long? He doesnt work and shes just got a part time job that she would have to give up when pregnant.
People like that irritate me, why are so many people obsessed with breeding? They cant even financially afford the kid shes got let alone another one.
"1. Thanks for sharing, we all needed to know. Afaik nobody even asked
2. You already have one child with someone else funded by the state
3. The fact youre morbidly obese is probably more of a hinderance than a tilted cervix
4. Youve been with this bloke for how long? He doesnt work and shes just got a part time job that she would have to give up when pregnant.
People like that irritate me, why are so many people obsessed with breeding? They cant even financially afford the kid shes got let alone another one.
Genuine status update this morning - Had to go back to docs as anti b's haven't cleared up my urinary infection and have now given me thrush. Fingers crossed this new lot do the trick (sad face)
This by the same woman who posted that she was going to have to call an ambulance as she thinks she's having a stroke!
She's 46 years old btw
This by the same woman who posted that she was going to have to call an ambulance as she thinks she's having a stroke!
She's 46 years old btw
Originally Posted by paperplanes_:
“"Ma man, dead handsome" then there's a picture of her weedy boyfriend in a wife beater shirt. What a lady killer.”
“"Ma man, dead handsome" then there's a picture of her weedy boyfriend in a wife beater shirt. What a lady killer.”
I think that one is sweet though.
How awful if only models and gym bunnies were ever found attractive.
"Lunch time on day one of the chemical diet" plus a photo of a bowl of fruit.
Just plain ridiculous. A quick google search brings up the diet on pro anorexia forums. Apparently its a guarenteed way of losing a stone in a week.
I would expect this from someone young but this is someone in their forties who should know better. Still this was the woman who was harping on about how good the ketone diet was. Yeah so good shes now moved onto another sillier faddy diet.
Just plain ridiculous. A quick google search brings up the diet on pro anorexia forums. Apparently its a guarenteed way of losing a stone in a week.
I would expect this from someone young but this is someone in their forties who should know better. Still this was the woman who was harping on about how good the ketone diet was. Yeah so good shes now moved onto another sillier faddy diet.
Originally Posted by Tt88:
“"Lunch time on day one of the chemical diet" plus a photo of a bowl of fruit.
Just plain ridiculous. A quick google search brings up the diet on pro anorexia forums. Apparently its a guarenteed way of losing a stone in a week.
I would expect this from someone young but this is someone in their forties who should know better. Still this was the woman who was harping on about how good the ketone diet was. Yeah so good shes now moved onto another sillier faddy diet.”
“"Lunch time on day one of the chemical diet" plus a photo of a bowl of fruit.
Just plain ridiculous. A quick google search brings up the diet on pro anorexia forums. Apparently its a guarenteed way of losing a stone in a week.
I would expect this from someone young but this is someone in their forties who should know better. Still this was the woman who was harping on about how good the ketone diet was. Yeah so good shes now moved onto another sillier faddy diet.”
Is she fat?
This guy from my new work place added me and posts all these "Real men don't rape, like this if you're not a rapist"
Well good to know he's not going to assault me. That's put my mind at rest.
Well good to know he's not going to assault me. That's put my mind at rest.
Originally Posted by Trophy Wife:
“Is she fat?”
“Is she fat?”
No, i would say shes a healthy weight.
Her problem is shes in her 40s but she acts younger and dresses younger. The other day she put a picture up proud of her body after the ketone diet and she looked bigger. What she does is squeeze herself into a dress thats 1-2 sizes too small and designed for a skinny person.
If she dressed for her size she would look slimmer and great but at the minute she tries to wear skin tight short body con dresses similar to what her teenage daughter wears.
I'm guilty of putting some shite on there. I don't even make proper sentences anymore.
On a night out last week I was outside a takeaway completely rat-arsed, and left a status simply saying "Drunk. Doner."
I'd completely forgot about it until I next logged on, and worryingly, it seemed to go down pretty well.
On a night out last week I was outside a takeaway completely rat-arsed, and left a status simply saying "Drunk. Doner."
I'd completely forgot about it until I next logged on, and worryingly, it seemed to go down pretty well.
Originally Posted by euphie:
“Another one that annoys me is that one of my closest friends has a male friend on Facebook that comments stupid inane things on every photo and status she posts on Facebook. I've asked her about it, but she said he's harmless and just bored. Fair enough, but when I tagged her in with me on a recent night out, I got a comment about wht he was eating for his dinner.... It took all my strength (and also because I don't want to do something that may hurt or annoy my friend) to not reply something along the lines of so? Or to ask who he was as I didn't know him and not sure why he felt that I'd want to know what he was eating for his tea?
It just seems slightly creepy to me, as he is a middle aged and divorced, and my friend (and her friends who all get the same inane comments) are all mid 20's and good looking. She said she's sure he doesn't fancy her, but all the comments about her legs etc recently from him just turn my stomach”
“Another one that annoys me is that one of my closest friends has a male friend on Facebook that comments stupid inane things on every photo and status she posts on Facebook. I've asked her about it, but she said he's harmless and just bored. Fair enough, but when I tagged her in with me on a recent night out, I got a comment about wht he was eating for his dinner.... It took all my strength (and also because I don't want to do something that may hurt or annoy my friend) to not reply something along the lines of so? Or to ask who he was as I didn't know him and not sure why he felt that I'd want to know what he was eating for his tea?
It just seems slightly creepy to me, as he is a middle aged and divorced, and my friend (and her friends who all get the same inane comments) are all mid 20's and good looking. She said she's sure he doesn't fancy her, but all the comments about her legs etc recently from him just turn my stomach”
This kind of reminds me of a boy I went all the way through school with. All the time, my newsfeed seemed to be clogged with pictures of trashy girls I've never seen or heard of, because this one boy kept liking their pictures and saying things like "looking good" "looking hot!" and whatever else. To be fair, he never said anything particularly vulgar, but in the end I had to delete him. It was just so creepy and weird, because these girls were from all over the country and I really can't imagine any way that he actually knew many (or even any) of them since I don't believe he's ever really lived anywhere but here.
In the end, I just had to delete him. His entire Facebook activity seemed to consist of long cycles of adding random girls and telling them they were pretty. I don't know what he was trying to achieve.. I just don't get that side of Facebook!
My friend just posted on Fb slagging off an airline. Basically she had airmiles but they expired. She realised they had expired so asked the airline to let her use them, and they said yes, but she would have to pay a fee as they had technically expired.
On Fb she is saying how the airline is totally unreasonable as she has been busy "being a mum" so she didnīt notice her airmiles were about to expire.
Wish I had the guts to post a comment on her status telling that she is being ridiculous.
On Fb she is saying how the airline is totally unreasonable as she has been busy "being a mum" so she didnīt notice her airmiles were about to expire.
Wish I had the guts to post a comment on her status telling that she is being ridiculous.
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