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Worst Facebook status updates (Part 2)
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Tt88
12-08-2014
Originally Posted by ~Jane~:
“In the space of 48 hours I've had 3 different people asking via their FB status what they should do with their kids or a day out. How do WE know what YOUR kids would like to do, what you can afford and where you might like to go. Do these people not have Google?”

I had one that was impossible! Basically she wanted to know what she could do with her bf and three kids where she lived that didnt need a car. But, she didnt want to hear a long list of suggestions. She basically listed everything you can do such as the parks, the woods, the beach, cinema, bowling, basically everything local was off limits for suggestions.

So naturally people suggested places nearby to travel on the bus. That was dismissed as it would cost too much. People suggested things that would involve the train. That was dismissed as they would get lost, and was too expensive.

In the end nothing came up and all theres been is constant updates about what they are watching every day on tv.
Tt88
20-08-2014
Yesterday "early night for us tonite as my gawjus bf starts his new job tomoz! So proud of u bbs xxxx"

Loads of congrats comments and we find out hes got a job as a bin man.

Today "seems sum bitches out there dnt blieve he has a job! Nun of their business but heres proof neway." Accompanied by a photo of a bin van in the distance with a little flueroescent speck next to it. Assuming its her bf but its so far away it could be anyone!

Funny though that shes so outraged at people accusing her of lying about her bf being a bin man that she felt she needed to photo him to proove it.
blue_cheese
20-08-2014
some girl I kind of know just updated it saying " do these girls mums know your trying to break up a family, your not going to come between us". The comments are the usual, they are just jealous babe, you ok. Her boyfriend blatantly tries it with anything that moves (believe me I know). But how young are these girls if she is asking if their mums know.
cris182
20-08-2014
Originally Posted by Tt88:
“Yesterday "early night for us tonite as my gawjus bf starts his new job tomoz! So proud of u bbs xxxx"

Loads of congrats comments and we find out hes got a job as a bin man.

Today "seems sum bitches out there dnt blieve he has a job! Nun of their business but heres proof neway." Accompanied by a photo of a bin van in the distance with a little flueroescent speck next to it. Assuming its her bf but its so far away it could be anyone!

Funny though that shes so outraged at people accusing her of lying about her bf being a bin man that she felt she needed to photo him to proove it.”

It reads that you are being dismissive of this, But a job is a job, Even more so these days
Tt88
20-08-2014
Originally Posted by cris182:
“It reads that you are being dismissive of this, But a job is a job, Even more so these days”

Im not, i thought it was relavent because otherwise the picture of a dustbin lorry might have seemed a bit odd.

I think the whole thing started because he had a job at a car wash out of town but left it after a few days. I think people doubted he worked so his girlfriend took a photo of him to proove it, but she couldnt proove he worked at the car wash because she had no photographic evidence.

I suppose shes lucky really hes a bin man on a route that goes down their road. I cant imagine many jobs being happy with a gf popping in to take photographic proof that their bf was at work
DigitalBuzz
25-08-2014
This utter gem just came up on my newsfeed.

"With it being bank holiday Monday is Barclays open today? If so what time till?"
~Jane~
25-08-2014
Anyone else getting sick of seeing people tipping water over their heads? I get that it's for charidee and all but how many are actually donating as well as making sure their ice bucket challenge gets likes on Facebook?
chandlerp
26-08-2014
It is really getting on my tits now.
latinloulou
26-08-2014
Originally Posted by ~Jane~:
“Anyone else getting sick of seeing people tipping water over their heads? I get that it's for charidee and all but how many are actually donating as well as making sure their ice bucket challenge gets likes on Facebook?”

I have someone on my friend lists who I am sure is only doing this in the vain hope it will somehow propel her into Celebdom, she posted her's with full make up and 'going out' clothes and not a hair out of place,

(can't delete her she's familiy )
sootysoo
26-08-2014
Yeah another vote for attention seeking ice bucketeers. FFS I am in serious doubt any of them know why or how it all got started. It's just for attention.
ChrisJamesSats
26-08-2014
The other day I saw some girl who had been nominated for the "proud mummy" game. Where they basically put the name of their child (normally Destiny-Mae), their childs' date of birth with how much they weighed and a short paragraph about how amazing and talented their child is. I really hope that one doesn't take off.
TrollHunter
26-08-2014
Originally Posted by sootysoo:
“Yeah another vote for attention seeking ice bucketeers. FFS I am in serious doubt any of them know why or how it all got started. It's just for attention.”

My daughter was nominated and was keen to do it, though mostly for attention. However, I explained what ALS what, what MND was over here, the purpose of the water being ice cold and how and why to donate. So she did the challenge, donated her pocket money and nominated some of her friends, most of which will do it, some of which will donate.

I'm failing to see the problem really. My FB wall is strewn with people standing or sitting in their back garden getting a bucket of water thrown on them. I simply scroll through them unless I actually give two hoots about the person or if it's been done in a slightly original way (e.g. someone who's a farmer had an entire bucket of water tipped over them, but instead of the usual bucket, this was the bucket of a JCB!)
DigitalBuzz
27-08-2014
Originally Posted by Jason100:
“Is there something special about Virgin Radio Lebanon? A couple of facebook friends like to share a few things they post.”

Virgin Radio Lebanon seem to manage to achieve a lot of viral memes, some of which are very dubious in nature and involve young girls.
SecretLifeoBees
27-08-2014
Person 1 posts a status something like "Omg so annoyed. Just can't believe it. So fed up."
Someone then inevitably replies "What's wrong?"
Person 1: "Can't say on here, will pm you hun"

Wtf? It is so private you can't tell anyone apart from over pm, yet you can make a vague status about it? Okay I am nosey, but don't tantilise us with half a story. Don't reply to these sort of status updates because you know they are just waiting for someone to ask what is wrong lol.

Another person constantly moans about someone gossiping to her ex husband telling him that she has been out partying again or had another new bloke. Well stop posting your latest clubbing/holiday photos and statuses telling us all where you are going, who with etc then. Oh and stop doing those ridiculous duck faces in every pic of yourself. You are 34, not 14!!!
sootysoo
27-08-2014
Strange now, but old friends who are the same age as me saying how wrecked they got this weekend and how they went to musical festivals and woke up in a ditch just makes me feel I have either matured beyond my years, or they are in fact rather stupid. Either way, it doesn't make me feel good.
Rich_L
27-08-2014
I'm trying to work out where the challenge is in throwing a bucket of water over yourself.
barlowconnor
27-08-2014
Another vote for the ice bucket challenge. Well the ones not giving to a charity and just nominating people to do it.
BellaRosa
27-08-2014
Originally Posted by Blondie X:
“Thanks to people like you, this poor child can get his operation paid for by FB likes

http://memeguy.com/photos/images/bre...tion-63011.png”






I am another one who is fed up with the bucket of water attention seekers.
sootysoo
27-08-2014
"Realised I don't know or like almost half the people on here... out with the old methinks!!!" sic. Now if that isn't a cry for attention, I don't know what is. Delete me if you want, I really couldn't care less. Just stop crying about it before hand and get on with it!
Alan1981
27-08-2014
I had a woman come up on my news feed doing the ice bucket challenge in a rather skimpy top. She did however have a sign asking people to text and donate. However she then had other women calling her a bitch and a slutty attention whore after she nominated some of their fellas to do the challenge. The whole thing got to about 50 comments long before it go deleted.
hobbleit
27-08-2014
I have nothing against the ice bucket challenge if the people participating know what it's about and are donating. The thing that irritates me is the "warm water challenge" someone on my FB posted with her baby and then nominated fellow friend's children.

First of all, what it the point and secondly, who is doing the donating to charity: her or the baby. Neither probably as I don't think she actually understands the donating money part.
Westy2
27-08-2014
I got called a scaredy cat for not doing the challenge.

It's my decision, not anyone else's!
barlowconnor
27-08-2014
Originally Posted by Westy2:
“I got called a scaredy cat for not doing the challenge.

It's my decision, not anyone else's!”

Exactly! I'm pleased you didn't go along with something you didn't want to do
Rich_L
27-08-2014
Exactly I wonder how many of these ****tards are actually giving any money.
paperplanes_
27-08-2014
A few gems.

"Me and *ex-who she was with for about two months* are excepting our first lil soldier or princess!!!"


And another that made me barf

*name name* you are the best girlfriend I could ever want you're so supportive of me and always there for me, you gorgeous babe, I love you sooooo much and can't believe I'm with you you're so perfect and I'm sorry if I'm a shit bf but I do love you"
Followed by

You're not shit bbz I love you.

Aw thanks hunny but I don't deserve you.

You do silly!
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