Another question I would ask is:

Why did you make it Alfie who started the fire and not a 'mystery firestarter' who would later turn out to be Aleks due to his and Alfie's feud.

You missed a great opportunity you great plonker!

This.

Especially seeing as it turned out Aleks was leaving anyway, with a damp squib of an exit during a dull 2008 rehash of a storyline.

Has anybody tweeted DTC about the Carters and quizzed him on why he uses them so much?

Where's Monty the Snake? And will he be promoted to the main cast?

Why do you (like every other producer before you) worship the Philth as your God?

Why are all of the characters who come within his orbit weakened or destroyed to make him look good?

Do you not realise how incredibly boring his total invincibility is?

Why do you not create a male character who does not instantly drop to the ground in fear and awe as he gasps wheezes and shuffles about the square?

There is no tension to his storylines at all.

I just tweeted him and asked him is it really necessary that the Carters have to be at the heart of every storyline!

Nope, she was on tonight


However, the phone all to Tanya tonight makes me wonder that she may have a wee break.