Most of them I have never heard of. I don't have a clue what they do and have no wish to know either.

The loudmouth woman that was in Coronation Street, Carol I Love Myself McGiffin who goes well with Louie I Love Myself Spence.

What a pile of crap

Well, erm, don't watch it then?

You're very witty.

Yawwwwn

Mario and Charlotte are by definition, legit celebs.

I would say Ron, Carol, Vicky and Bruce (and probably a few others) are bigger 'celebrities'

Who were you expecting, Brad and Ange?