In a mankini.

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1884148

Seriously now though, I didn't expect to like him at all because TOWIE is even worse than BB and the people in it reflect that, but he seems quite nice and clever enough (he can probably tie his own laces and, as someone pointed out in the other thread, he hasn't pissed himself, which is very impressive for someone his age).

I find him quite likeable, despite having heard about him being a womanising prat.
He's certainly playing the women well though, good move.

He's going to need to fall out with one of them though (for his game plan to work) and I'm guessing it'll probably have to be Courtney (what with her being young and blonde).

I don't want to blow my own trumpet, but it has begun! Mario takes everyone opportunity to assassinate Courtney in particular. I wonder if it's because he knows he can't win her over the same way he has the other women.