Well, even before the full cast list is announced I would just like to say how much its being fixed to make sure that couple C win the series.
Celebrity A will obviously lose votes due to being smug.
Celebrity B will obviously have an unfair advantage due to being at stage school when they were younger. Cannot possibly allow them to win.
Celebrity D will be so overly competitive. Can't have them winning.
Celebrity E will be so fake and pretentious. Instant turn off.
Celebrity F will clearly have an unfair advantage due to being in the acting profession and know how to play any character in any dance.
Celebrity G will obviously have an unfair advantage due to being a sports professional and therefore know how to deal with the pressure.
Celebrity H will be seriously overbearing and full of themselves.
Celebrity G - Total diva. Yuk.
Celebrity H - Previous dance experience. Unfair advantage.
Celebrity I - Musician and singer. Unfair advantage due to being able to feel the rhythm of the music better.
Celebrity J - Unfair advantage due to never having to dance first. The running order is such a fix.
Celebrity K - I like them but not their professional partner. Can't have them winning.
Celebrity L - Bruno is biased towards them. So unfair.
Celebrity M - Darcey is so biased towards them. Really unfair.
Celebrity N - Len is so biased towards them. Its fixed.
Celebrity O - Craig is so biased towards them. Appalling.

Is this what's known as a pre-emptive strike?


Actually, I think you're wrong. Len is being completely fair and judging by proper ballroom criteria, not just by who's being 'entertaining', and it's so unfair them favouring contestant C just because they want a slightly older female to win this year.


PS I love contestant N's pro partner and can't stand celebrity C, but my comments above are completely objective and factual. So there.

Have you not forgotten that celeb C is so fit that all the ovaries in the country will vote for him
And celeb N can never win as all the ovaries are so jellus.
It is the only time when ovaries apparently develop the ability to vote I blame these damn smart phone and the ovary app.

Hmm. I think Celeb N could still pull it off with cute kids, dead nan AND a gruesome but non-dance-threatening knee injury though I suppose a lot of ovaries wouldn't be taken in by that.

Celebrity V is being conveniently forgotten about here. She only sat on a chair, you know!

This is all so horribly true I do not know if I can even bear to watch now.

I have seen the light, the scales have fallen from my eyes, I can see clearly now the rain has gone, etc, etc.

I have already complained to the BBC about the obviously homophobic/racist/sexist/? remarks made by Len/Anton/Bruce/? about celeb C/G/? .

Terry will write endlessly punctuated, hysterical, boring threads about celeb C/G/?

Thought I heard Darcey mumble something about someone having dance training as a child, maybe more than one.

.....blaming Brendan and how badly he treated Lulu for everything