It's makes sense because it's the truth, whether it's intentional or maybe the writers have traditionally been a gaggle of dirty old gits doesn't matter. Their stories do the talking.

Thank you for appreciating my comments. I love to give people the benefit of my worldly wisdom. It's such a burden lol

Because he is a Vicious Brat who is far too busy developing his theory that anti matter can only exist in a parallel universe vacuum unless negatively charged protons can replace the valency of the original neutron. He wants a good slippering.

With what kind of slipper, there are several on the market

Interesting. I hadn't really considered it. I think a fairly light, flimsy one which would have whiplash qualities. By God, that Brat needs his backside tanning. I wish that cheap drunk would stop having sex with Tina long enough to do it.

It must be!

I doubt he would, he believes the sun shines out of his son's anus

I think you've both got it a bit arse over tit to be fair,lol.
It's Peterina that's needs the slippering surely? Maybe Simon will grow up to be every bit as much of a cheating, scummy,lying, bet welching, drunken, bumbling tosser as his daddio, but at least give him time guys!

Simon is constantly gorbing himself silly at the moment preparing for an enormous growth spurt that'll make him twice the size of Peter in a year or two. He'll be able to take Peter by the ear then and drag him home from his tart's house to give him and damn good thrashing

Don't go soft on me now, And. It's too important.

Enough about Kirk. What do you feel about, say, Jason.

Actually Andrea, Carla is not a tart
Tina is the tart now, so dont start on Tina and Peter's fling. I bet your loving it though

Thanks Kazza for thinking of me and my wonderful thread here lol, specially as you seem to be a newbie

Yes i am certainly going to enjoy Carla getting what she deserves. alrighty!
I might even have some banofee and some baileys as a treat that night!

I hope you've heard that Carla Barlow will confide in Leanne Tilsley or Whatever she's calling herself this week. I bet you're pleased. Its nice to know she wont be violetley attacking Carla this time eh. I think both of us should come to some sort of compromise given Carla and Leanne's friendship.
Carla won't take the affair on the chin if she finds out before Tina's death, so Tina better watch out. Carla isn't leanne and will stay in weather field instead of running to her Toyah lol

Carla adds a touch of class and glamour to the street. This, of course, is in sharp contrast to the two bit brass Leanne who is more your scrag end sort of girl.

Millions would agree
Although having said That, im like Leanne again because she is more mature and not breathing down Nick's neck or hitting Carla
I wish Leanne would become a true Battersby again

Her lips are the same. There has been no enhancement.

I was watching an episode of Corrie today from 1991 and I had completely forgotten that in the early days Peter suffered with a mild form of OCD. He was an obsessive cleaner and used to get panicky if Shelley dropped crumbs on the floor.

OMG how did I miss this splendiferous post of yours Scone? I must have been distracted by hate for somebody like Carla, Fiz or Anna at the time,lol.

There are some half decent blokes Scone, Carl King was quite nice looking but the blokes on Corrie aren't usually up to much, though Kal is not too hard on the eye

It really does beggar belief that the old prune faced, grubby, frizzled headed pervmerchant Sid James could have been considered as attractive by any fantastic stretch of the imagination. What were people on in those days? But then think of SId rivals in the carry ons, Kenneth Williams Terry from Terry and June, the wee skinny bloke with the big glasses, wow, no wonder Sid looked pretty,lol.

I think Simon will be disgusted at his dad over Tina, he probly puts her on a pedestal and admires her as someone who's older but not too old that he as a kid couldn't connect with. He'll be shocked and hurt to think of his dad treating Tina so shabbily and as he is such a smart and honest kid he won't fail to notice. With any luck he'll put some ant killer in his dad's cuppa. It would only take a pinch to do the wee squirt some severe damage. With any luck

You don't know how Carla will react yet tbh. She might violently attack Tina, or she might do the decent thing and crush Barlow's nuts after tying him to a chair and stuffing her wincyette,lol, nighty in his gob and setting his hair weave on fire.

I betcha after that she snivels like a baby and expects everyone to feel sorry for her and THEN run away to her own Toyah in L.A or Paris or whatever other made up place she goes too. Like she has friends anyway!

So that's why he was so particular about cleaning the bedsheets after Tina had been visiting, it was only his OCD playing up. Ahha also the reason why he spends so much of his time in the Rovers in the bogs taking care of his ablutions,

Rat!

Fair comment, lol
What a slimey rodent and only tonight I thought I must have never really seen his profile or I would have noticed his enormous snze

A good question: what on earth does Tina see in Peter?

http://tv.uk.msn.com/soaps/michelle-...onation-street

It's a bit of a million dollar question all right, K9fan.
Michelle/Tina is as pretty as a picture and totally sincere about her feelings for him.
What sort of horrible nasty piece of work would continue stringing along a young girl who's laying it all on the line for him like that? Oh yeah, Leanne rings a bell too. I can't believe what a disgusting, heartless bastardo he has turned out to be.
An aging, goblin like lothario. The writers of Corrie think women are all insane I think.

Did you like the way Carla told him he stank of smoke last night? LOL

She can barely move her face these days?

Yuk!