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Old 03-09-2013, 20:40
Andy_Gbo
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Hey guys,
I'm a stand up comedian based in Surrey.
I've just been confirmed to perform at a special night dedicated to Doctor Who and its 50th anniversary.
All the material will be Who-related.
November 22nd at the Camden Head in Camden.

Just letting you know in case anyone would be interested

[just for fun, share with me your favourite Doctor Who jokes!]
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Old 03-09-2013, 20:51
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Hey guys,
I'm a stand up comedian based in Surrey.
I've just been confirmed to perform at a special night dedicated to Doctor Who and its 50th anniversary.
All the material will be Who-related.
November 22nd at the Camden Head in Camden.

Just letting you know in case anyone would be interested

[just for fun, share with me your favourite Doctor Who jokes!]
Knock knock......


(Sorry, couldn't resist. )
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Old 04-09-2013, 08:37
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[just for fun, share with me your favourite Doctor Who jokes!]
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Old 04-09-2013, 18:28
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Hey guys,
I'm a stand up comedian based in Surrey.
I've just been confirmed to perform at a special night dedicated to Doctor Who and its 50th anniversary.
All the material will be Who-related.
November 22nd at the Camden Head in Camden.

Just letting you know in case anyone would be interested

[just for fun, share with me your favourite Doctor Who jokes!]
That sounds a fun evening.
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Old 04-09-2013, 19:26
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Is this going to be on telly? Or live performance only?

Sounds like it could be a good show, but I don't live anywhere near Surrey.


As for jokes, I'm not sure apart from the usual ones.

MAYBE you could tell the very old jokes backwards and say "loop time a in stuck I'm"
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Old 04-09-2013, 21:53
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Three Doctors walk into a pub.

The youngest buys the first round.

What an idiot.
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Old 04-09-2013, 22:14
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No doubt you've exhausted the whole 'Who's on first' thing.
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Old 04-09-2013, 22:26
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I was trying to think of a joke but you have probably already heard it before, time travel does that.
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Old 05-09-2013, 00:08
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The Doctor walks into a pub.

While enjoying a drink, he is urgently interrupted by another gentleman who has just walked in.

"Doctor - I am you from the future. I don't know what or why, but you're in grave danger (apparently) and you have to leave this place at once. And...you do"

Rather than ask questions, the younger Doctor obliges.

The barman is confused by what just happened. The older Doctor explains that he's a time traveller and he's following established events in order to preserve the timeline. However, rather than leave himself, he hangs around out of pure curiosity…

Another gentleman rushes in…

"Doctor - I am you from the future. I still don't know what or why, but I - you, whatever - am in grave danger. So in order to convince you to leave, for some reason, I - in this incarnation - have to beat you out of here with this walking stick."

Before he could be reasoned with, the even older Doctor started to hit his foolish younger self repeatedly. Clearly annoyed, he leaves instantly.

The barman protests, but he is assured by this Doctor that he is the same time traveller in a new body, and is only following established events in order to preserve the timeline.

Another gentleman rushes in…

…and punches the Doctor unconscious.

The barman sighs. "Let me guess. You're this guy from the future?"

"No... he nicked my dad's walking stick".
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Old 21-11-2013, 13:32
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Just thought I'd let everybody know that this event is still going ahead tomorrow.

Here is the Facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/2293...ref=ts&fref=ts

This will probably never happen again, a comedy night with purely Doctor Who material. (I'm performing a song!)

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