No idea at all what you are trying to say

but the thread title is "Terry's MERGED thread of every Strictly Come Dancing thought ...EVER!" so surely that means everything thought is on topic.....



really? seemed quite clear to me, now i'm confused

Is Terry on sabbatical?

I don't think so. They came up with this thread instead. He's wearing electronic tags on every limb

Or, as Terry would put it, a "sebbeticel" <a-phobia>

I went in there a couple of years ago and got chased away - I think. I occasionally pop in but no idea what's going on there. That's the idea I imagine.

OK then. Fair enough. I'm Terry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SYc_flMnMQ

It was the singing down the ear henry the blokes in there just don't like it, was it broomsticks at dawn ?

Me too.
I think you have to read back through hundreds of posts to acquire 'the knowledge', and it seems to be mainly a 'female of a certain age' club.

This is ground breaking enough for me though - my first ever post (or indeed look) in a Terry thread.

IIRC I tried to join in the humour but failed miserably and got told off and went running. Like entering the wrong loo.

Oh no big deal. Seems like a happy space - unlike many or most threads.

I did that in the Liverpool Philharmonic. Tell you, it was a different world in there

I never ever looked into a Terry thread - other than this one. I even "ignored" him a while ago because I thought he was a real prat. I un-ignored him because s/he was never unpleasant when he wrote in other threads and appeared to have a sense of humour. But maybe he was a she? Or maybe she was a they?

But what gets my goat is now I can't even ignore Terry threads.

Gosh I hope he won't dance around too much, he might have a short circuit and never be seen again !!!

Haha! Evil and funny

Did you use it?

As a "god given gift" I often use my assertiveness training and commandeer male loos and direct part of the queue of women into it.

Oh what were they playing? Der Rosenkavalier or Orfeo ed Euridice I bet or something else with dubious gender messages.

It was the pub over the road

You are a gent!

I beat a retreat. Though there was some fine Victorian tiling in there.

And now you're both in the midst of a gigantic Terry thread without the Terry! Bizarre!! He is still posting elsewhere though.

Who needs a man to direct them to the loos if there is a queue for the ladies? Just walk in - no chaperone required. (Of course, you do need a fairly strong stomach to put up with the stench).

They always remind me of adjacent animal stalls...

It's only in very recent years I haven't lived downwind of a pigfarm...

All that venerable Victorian wee, here but for a moment...

...yet still passing through the generations...

Oh no. A very good friend of mine married a woman from just outside Mantova. Her family must have had a few hundred pigs in a large barn. The stench was fierce. I lasted a few seconds inside.

But the prosciutto was delicious.

Have any of you "DOTs" [Is that the term?] used female urinals? They are common in Holland apparently.

Maybe he is a Seth Effricen ?