Yes, and Simon Cowell needs to sue that David Walliams for lying all the time that he's knocking him off.

Surely Lauren was just joking?

indeed, and lots of 'em


I thought it might be something to do with the second coming...

It definitely would have been in one of his books if he had!

Nope, she was genuinely claiming it happened.

I just don't believe a word Lauren says.

I don't think Russell is bothered who he has slept with and he has no reason to lie about it, Lauren on the other hand has been caught fibbing about quite a few things now, it's all about headlines for her I guess.

.......and a lot of people are non-believers

I think so to, Laurens having a fantasy or her mother is as I reckon it was her mother that has written the shite.

Russell referred to her as a confirmed Loony

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz6vN-x8s6Q

The Affair by Lauren Harries
http://laurenrussellaffair.blogspot.co.uk/

I knew it wasn't true

Can't pity Lauren, she deserves everything she gets, or stamps her feet when she can't get it.

Unlovable brat.

I thought it was true I just see Russell as a bit of a sex addict and someone who will try out most things in the bedroom. We will probably never know now unless he sues.

Come on, even Lothario Brand isn't going to be attracted to that needy whiny thing.

I thought he would shag anything ... no morals

I tried reading that but its so boring ! She just describes all the mundane stuff .

anyone manage to get thru it ?

Just managed to get through it, absolutely dire reading.

Perhaps it was something in her mothers herbal cakes she described as eating on the way down in the train.
Maybe they affected Lauren in a funny way and she was hallucinating!

I thought it was a reference to the second coming and perhaps he didn't

I couldn't really get beyond the fact that her mother was getting around so amazingly well with 2 broken hips

Thing is, where has Lauren said she actually *did it*, or anything, with RB?

From that 'story' thing, it's been inferred from the word 'affair', but it occurred to me that maybe that's just some very clever wording from Lauren or who ever wrote that piece.

'Affair' could of course be meant in the sense of matter, or concern, nothing to do with rumpy pumpy e.g. 'The Mysterious Affair at Styles' of Agatha Christie fame.

If it's just that piece, she's got everyone yapping, publicity, and not made one untrue claim about RB - smart move!

But maybe she's actually said more than that piece?

Can't stand Russell, he's another example of everything that is wrong with society today, when dirty, rotten fleabags like him who treat others with disregard for their own kicks and giggles and I would not put it past him to have gone there. Dirty dog.

Didn't read it just now but I did read it a few days ago ... doesn't it finish with him at the door or something, so nowhere does she state they slept together/had sex/fornicated/did the deed/had wild monkey sex ... or anything else

Or, maybe he couldn't rise on the third day?

Exacty!

I think this may just be a very clever move on her part. If she goes on to describe her time with RB as purely professional, it could still be titled 'my affair with RB' - it doesn't have to be in a ssshmexy kinda way!

I'd love to know for sure if she has overtly made such a claim, or if this is evidence of her savviness. The more I find out about her, the less I think of her with such concern, and the more I see someone very capable in her own way

Very cleverly constructed story, although the author appears to have a very basic level of writing skills. Must have poured over the law books for a long time to see what could be said and what couldn't. To hint and hint again that something happened without actually writing anything libelous, although I think a good lawyer could prove different, but why would he waste his time bothering. Plus shes probably given rb some really good comedy material there, as he is now allowed to answer back as has a right to reply.