When it appeared that Lauren fancies Bruce - this forum went nuts.
She doesn't seem to like Bruce anymore, let alone want to shag him
She doesn't seem to like Bruce anymore, let alone want to shag him
That post about redheads last night was the funniest post on this site for ages
LOL that was the thread I made - it's been deleted now
Lauren said 'I bet Bruce is good in bed' on the live feed
then people started speculating about what Lauren and Bruce would look like in bed together
'Bruce's red sex face' etc....
Lauren said 'I bet Bruce is good in bed' on the live feed
then people started speculating about what Lauren and Bruce would look like in bed together
'Bruce's red sex face' etc....
Hey there Quantum Cat - shame that post was deleted. It was the funniest thing ever - lots of people saying they're never posting anything else to that post and people getting scared away - but the was one mean post relating to Corrie (I think someone complained as it got deleted)
So - any more fab observations? Tonight was kinda busy but dull coz they're all playing upto the cameras.
The best (?) part of the show has to be those strange conversations between Lauren and Gggorkney (Courtney in Lauren's baby speak)
So - any more fab observations? Tonight was kinda busy but dull coz they're all playing upto the cameras.
The best (?) part of the show has to be those strange conversations between Lauren and Gggorkney (Courtney in Lauren's baby speak)
in a strange sort of a continuation of last night, tonight Courtney was insisting that Bruce sleep with her. She kept on about it
He said no because his wife would kill him and that 'men don't do that'
why has old Les got women falling at his feet? What's his secret?
He said no because his wife would kill him and that 'men don't do that'
why has old Les got women falling at his feet? What's his secret?
Originally Posted by Quantum Cat:
“in a strange sort of a continuation of last night, tonight Courtney was insisting that Bruce sleep with her. She kept on about it
He said no because his wife would kill him and that 'men don't do that'
why has old Les got women falling at his feet? What's his secret?”
“in a strange sort of a continuation of last night, tonight Courtney was insisting that Bruce sleep with her. She kept on about it
He said no because his wife would kill him and that 'men don't do that'
why has old Les got women falling at his feet? What's his secret?”
pheremones ? ... red-heads ooze them, by all accounts
Originally Posted by Quantum Cat:
“in a strange sort of a continuation of last night, tonight Courtney was insisting that Bruce sleep with her. She kept on about it
He said no because his wife would kill him and that 'men don't do that'
why has old Les got women falling at his feet? What's his secret?”
“in a strange sort of a continuation of last night, tonight Courtney was insisting that Bruce sleep with her. She kept on about it
He said no because his wife would kill him and that 'men don't do that'
why has old Les got women falling at his feet? What's his secret?”
God knows - either the hormones are completely gone off piste or the 2 look at him like a father figure. (Spew...)
Since he stopped losing his rag, he's become much more sedate and grandfather like which must be appealing and non-threatening.
Shame Lauren and Courtney don't take him up the treehouse for an extremely strange and incredible loud and aggressive ménage-a-trois. They'd surely break the tree house off its bearings.
Originally Posted by Quantum Cat:
“in a strange sort of a continuation of last night, tonight Courtney was insisting that Bruce sleep with her.
”
“in a strange sort of a continuation of last night, tonight Courtney was insisting that Bruce sleep with her.
”
**shudders**
Originally Posted by hisdogspot:
“pheremones ? ... ginge's ooze them, by all accounts”
“pheremones ? ... ginge's ooze them, by all accounts”
I don't know... Chris Evans managed to attract Carol McGiffin and even married her. So something went wrong there
Originally Posted by tom_ogrady:
“God knows - either the hormones are completely gone off piste or the 2 look at him like a father figure. (Spew...)
Since he stopped losing his rag, he's become much more sedate and grandfather like which must be appealing and non-threatening.
Shame Lauren and Courtney don't take him up the treehouse for an extremely strange and incredible loud and aggressive ménage-a-trois. They'd surely break the tree house off its bearings.”
“God knows - either the hormones are completely gone off piste or the 2 look at him like a father figure. (Spew...)
Since he stopped losing his rag, he's become much more sedate and grandfather like which must be appealing and non-threatening.
Shame Lauren and Courtney don't take him up the treehouse for an extremely strange and incredible loud and aggressive ménage-a-trois. They'd surely break the tree house off its bearings.”
"take him up the treehouse" made me shudder
Originally Posted by tom_ogrady:
“God knows - either the hormones are completely gone off piste or the 2 look at him like a father figure. (Spew...)
Since he stopped losing his rag, he's become much more sedate and grandfather like which must be appealing and non-threatening.
Shame Lauren and Courtney don't take him up the treehouse for an extremely strange and incredible loud and aggressive ménage-a-trois. They'd surely break the tree house off its bearings.”
“God knows - either the hormones are completely gone off piste or the 2 look at him like a father figure. (Spew...)
Since he stopped losing his rag, he's become much more sedate and grandfather like which must be appealing and non-threatening.
Shame Lauren and Courtney don't take him up the treehouse for an extremely strange and incredible loud and aggressive ménage-a-trois. They'd surely break the tree house off its bearings.”
surely that would be against big brother rules!
Originally Posted by tom_ogrady:
“God knows - either the hormones are completely gone off piste or the 2 look at him like a father figure. (Spew...)
Since he stopped losing his rag, he's become much more sedate and grandfather like which must be appealing and non-threatening.
Shame Lauren and Courtney don't take him up the treehouse for an extremely strange and incredible loud and aggressive ménage-a-trois. They'd surely break the tree house off its bearings.”
“God knows - either the hormones are completely gone off piste or the 2 look at him like a father figure. (Spew...)
Since he stopped losing his rag, he's become much more sedate and grandfather like which must be appealing and non-threatening.
Shame Lauren and Courtney don't take him up the treehouse for an extremely strange and incredible loud and aggressive ménage-a-trois. They'd surely break the tree house off its bearings.”
imagine Bruce's veiny purple face nestled in between Courtney's two veiny purple breasts....
Originally Posted by hisdogspot:
“"take him up the treehouse" made me shudder”
“"take him up the treehouse" made me shudder
”
I wonder how red Bruce's treehouse is....
Oh - that came out all wrong. I can see that now.
To be honest - those feckers left in that house know what BB is all about - why the hell are they being so miserable - all week. Even Mario and Charlotte have gone off the boil.
No stamina in this series.
As far as the treehouse goes....... just do something fun or talk about something interesting - all this chat is about how well they look and just whack chat. No wonder Abz waters the plants all day and night
To be honest - those feckers left in that house know what BB is all about - why the hell are they being so miserable - all week. Even Mario and Charlotte have gone off the boil.
No stamina in this series.
As far as the treehouse goes....... just do something fun or talk about something interesting - all this chat is about how well they look and just whack chat. No wonder Abz waters the plants all day and night
