I'm traditionally an EE fan, but I would never want to live in Albert Square as it's probably the biggest dump on the planet, and it's mostly full of gobby chavs that I would have no time for

. Not to mention that the Square is like a magnet for gangster wannabe thugs, shady conmen and psychos, which altogether make the area an even more undesirable place to live.
I would never want to live in Hollyoaks either... so many murders and deaths in one little town

. The show produces an endless stream of psycho killers every few months. Probably the most dangerous village on earth right now. This place has a higher bodycount than your average horror slasher movie


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It's a no brainer for me really - Summer Bay from Home & Away. It has everything - beautiful sunny weather, nice beaches, heavenly views and hot babes galore. Never been a huge H&A fan, but Summer Bay is like utopia to me

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As for my friends... I'd probably become Alf Stewart's best buddy as he's the only person who can control his hormones in that town and the only person who speaks a bit of sense too

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