... and collects the crown despite the anguished howls of this forum. Top lass. Top craic. Great, entertainment housemate and a very worthy winner.

Your tears of despair are delicious. Charlotte appreciates them

Very gracious of you. Not.

Also a bed wetter, a piss head, a dirty mouth and so much more!

Sadly Charlotte has just soiled herself.

That's nice. Abz is going on tour now, what is Charlotte going to do.

Get more pissed.

Better than a do nothing housemate who may as well have not been there. Why are people so obsessed with championing the boring hosuemates as 'virtuous' and 'deserving'? This isn't a search for the person with the best manners. Interesting housemates like Charlotte are rewarded for making the show better.

And also real life isn't as black and white as people on this forum like to pretend. Posters love to create 'goodies and baddies'. Human relationships are much more complicated than how they are portayed on these boards as are people's actions and their motives.

Here here, the best housemate won. Congrats Charlotte.

Like I said, your tears are delicious <3

Nobody's crying, though. And Abz is being nice to Charlotte. He's a good example.

Charlotte is boring btw

Fair enough that Abz was at least partly in the dullard category but Charlotte as a winner?

I like Abz, very humble unlike OP

I am pretty sure nobody is crying

Maybe not crying but there is definitely plenty of butt hurt on the forum tonight and it's so fun. Charlotte the unstoppable

Not pissed sweetheart. Just stating facts, there isn't going to be much for her to do. nice try tho. lol.

"Dull Abz " barely got any screen time and yet Charlotte scraped a win.

Im now going to watch my IAM DVD to watch a true godess.

"your tears are delicious <3"

loooooool that has got to be one of the most cringeworthy statements ever said on any forum, wtf

Bless! Enjoy your moment.

Ew Charlotte is nothing but a skid-mark on Society. Abz is a gentleman.

Go on Geordie Shore I believe.

I do feel in my heart that 5ive > Geordie Shore.

I'm not your sweetheart for a start and yes she will. She knows nothing else!

The idea of the show is to go in and be yourself, not play up to the cameras and put on a show. Then, people can vote for whoever they want to. I never voted, so I won't complain about any winner. Shows like Geordie Shore are for dumb morons and there's plenty of them out there. They watch that show and they have phones, so they vote for Charlotte.

Trouble is, "let's get f**king mortal" sounds funny to some. I like to have a drink, but you have to question why people want to get smashed or why some people celebrate wastrels like Charlotte (by the way, it seems to be young girls who champion Charlotte - Germaine Greer, your girls took one hell of a beating!!! ).

Like all those gracious victory threads congratulating Charlotte for winning..

Oh wait, they're just blaming her for the collapse of society. Totally not sore losers.

This is why feminism is flawed and always has been

No just :yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn::yawn: as it was known from day one that she'd win. The only unexpected bit was her disappearing behind all the thoughtful smoke.

er, I don't think anyone has said society has collapsed and it is Charlotte's fault. But, it is handy for you to believe it I suppose.

What I think is that working class society is at a very sorry crossroads and Charlotte is an example of why.

She is not working class,she would shit herself if she had to do a days work. Mmmm shit herself,thinking about it she might be.