It's a good liver, it's served her well.

It requires homage.

Perhaps it could take part in a new reality show, Celebrity Liver Swap, pairing up with Bruce Jones?

Not the Liver i want with my onions, She won't need fake tan when he turns yellow with liver disease.

My liver says when it grows up it wants to be as strong as Carol's liver

(it's in training already )

She is at an advantage over the more clean living people in one respect, that is that a person who isn't hung over gets up in the morning and has to reconcile himself to the fact that that's the best he's going to feel all day.