Your 'notice' tweet is still showing up 
ppsjv jhfu ife udhfp uhf uihr psdkjveifvowjfb uh akjc f!!!111
ppsjv jhfu ife udhfp uhf uihr psdkjveifvowjfb uh akjc f!!!111
The Nicholas McDonald Appreciation Thread
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Originally Posted by mmpfb:
“Your 'notice' tweet is still showing up
ppsjv jhfu ife udhfp uhf uihr psdkjveifvowjfb uh akjc f!!!111”
“Your 'notice' tweet is still showing up
ppsjv jhfu ife udhfp uhf uihr psdkjveifvowjfb uh akjc f!!!111”
Excellent! More chance he'll NOTICE it then.
I have a few trash accounts, want me to retweet it a few times?
Originally Posted by sycamore:
“Excellent! More chance he'll NOTICE it then.
I have a few trash accounts, want me to retweet it a few times?”
“Excellent! More chance he'll NOTICE it then.
I have a few trash accounts, want me to retweet it a few times?”
Haha. Like sock puppets do you mean? Whatever make it more likely to cut through all the omgilysm noise!
Well. Arse. I can't remember any sodding passwords.
However! We can set up a plan of attack and ensure that they're ready and available when He Who Should Not Be Named next tweets; best not to deploy them until it's most viable.
I feel I should be wearing a home guard hat and pointing at a map.
However! We can set up a plan of attack and ensure that they're ready and available when He Who Should Not Be Named next tweets; best not to deploy them until it's most viable.
I feel I should be wearing a home guard hat and pointing at a map.
Originally Posted by mmpfb:
“'Course, you know what will happen, he'll follow you. As 1D said, the story of my life.”
“'Course, you know what will happen, he'll follow you. As 1D said, the story of my life.”
Hahahaha, awww that would be hilarious sorry I do mean terrible.
I am useless, I'll get everything sorted out and we shall make it impossible for him not to notice you! Plus there's always the butterfly net *waves encouragingly* if it comes to it.
Originally Posted by sycamore:
“Well. Arse. I can't remember any sodding passwords.
However! We can set up a plan of attack and ensure that they're ready and available when He Who Should Not Be Named next tweets; best not to deploy them until it's most viable.
I feel I should be wearing a home guard hat and pointing at a map.”
“Well. Arse. I can't remember any sodding passwords.
However! We can set up a plan of attack and ensure that they're ready and available when He Who Should Not Be Named next tweets; best not to deploy them until it's most viable.
I feel I should be wearing a home guard hat and pointing at a map.”
Well, according to that interview with Luke he's catching a flight at stupid o'clock this morning to go biking back up in Scotland, though I doubt, given the time, either of us are going to be up at that hour!
Unless we carry on straight through? No. That would be a bad idea. Yes mmpfb that would be a very bad idea. Yes you're right alterna-mmpfb, always the sensible one. Thanks mmpfb, I'm glad you're heeding my advice. [Alterna-mmpfb tips hat and exits stage left pursued by a bear]
Originally Posted by sycamore:
“Hahahaha, awww that would be hilarious sorry I do mean terrible.
I am useless, I'll get everything sorted out and we shall make it impossible for him not to notice you! Plus there's always the butterfly net *waves encouragingly* if it comes to it.”
“Hahahaha, awww that would be hilarious sorry I do mean terrible.
I am useless, I'll get everything sorted out and we shall make it impossible for him not to notice you! Plus there's always the butterfly net *waves encouragingly* if it comes to it.”
Seriously, it *will* happen. I wouldn't even be able to get outraged by it because it's as inevitable as gravity.
Originally Posted by mmpfb:
“Well, according to that interview with Luke he's catching a flight at stupid o'clock this morning to go biking back up in Scotland, though I doubt, given the time, either of us are going to be up at that hour!
Unless we carry on straight through? No. That would be a bad idea. Yes mmpfb that would be a very bad idea. Yes you're right alterna-mmpfb, always the sensible one. Thanks mmpfb, I'm glad you're heeding my advice. [Alterna-mmpfb tips hat and exits stage left pursued by a bear]”
“Well, according to that interview with Luke he's catching a flight at stupid o'clock this morning to go biking back up in Scotland, though I doubt, given the time, either of us are going to be up at that hour!
Unless we carry on straight through? No. That would be a bad idea. Yes mmpfb that would be a very bad idea. Yes you're right alterna-mmpfb, always the sensible one. Thanks mmpfb, I'm glad you're heeding my advice. [Alterna-mmpfb tips hat and exits stage left pursued by a bear]”
Believe me, the spirit's willing and with enough gin/e/etc the flesh would be too, but all I have is a third of a bottle of red wine and a husband to whom I promised I would go out and buy the papers and brunch (<-- please note our middle classness).
It is a really good idea though...
How stupid is stupid o'clock? And how many sock puppets could we make in that time?
No! Bed! Bed is sensible!
This is ridiculous! How old are we?!
Originally Posted by mmpfb:
“Plus, you know, he's probably reading this thread and think 'Jeeeeesus'
”
“Plus, you know, he's probably reading this thread and think 'Jeeeeesus'
”
Please tell me they don't know these threads exist.
Originally Posted by sycamore:
“Believe me, the spirit's willing and with enough gin/e/etc the flesh would be too, but all I have is a third of a bottle of red wine and a husband to whom I promised I would go out and buy the papers and brunch (<-- please note our middle classness).
It is a really good idea though...
How stupid is stupid o'clock? And how many sock puppets could we make in that time?
No! Bed! Bed is sensible!
This is ridiculous! How old are we?!”
“Believe me, the spirit's willing and with enough gin/e/etc the flesh would be too, but all I have is a third of a bottle of red wine and a husband to whom I promised I would go out and buy the papers and brunch (<-- please note our middle classness).
It is a really good idea though...
How stupid is stupid o'clock? And how many sock puppets could we make in that time?
No! Bed! Bed is sensible!
This is ridiculous! How old are we?!”
He's awake now. Someone's just pointed this out on twitter as he's just liked photos on instagram. I guess he probably has been at G-A-Y then.
That's the good thing about twitter. Stalkers enable stalkers. Um… DId I say good?
Originally Posted by sycamore:
“Please tell me they don't know these threads exist.”
“Please tell me they don't know these threads exist.”
I have no idea. I imagine it wouldn't be hard to find if you went looking for it. I know that one of Matt Cardle's friends used to post in the Matt Cardle Appreciation thread. Not sure if he himself ever saw it though.
Originally Posted by mmpfb:
“He's awake now. Someone's just pointed this out on twitter as he's just liked photos on instagram. I guess he probably has been at G-A-Y then.
That's the good thing about twitter. Stalkers enable stalkers. Um… DId I say good?”
“He's awake now. Someone's just pointed this out on twitter as he's just liked photos on instagram. I guess he probably has been at G-A-Y then.
That's the good thing about twitter. Stalkers enable stalkers. Um… DId I say good?
”
I do love you so much mmpfb
Do either of us have an instagram account? *checks self* I don't, so do you? That's where all the cool/horny kids hang out, I think you'd fit right in ;p
Originally Posted by sycamore:
“I do love you so much mmpfb
Do either of us have an instagram account? *checks self* I don't, so do you? That's where all the cool/horny kids hang out, I think you'd fit right in ;p”
“I do love you so much mmpfb
Do either of us have an instagram account? *checks self* I don't, so do you? That's where all the cool/horny kids hang out, I think you'd fit right in ;p”
Haha. No I don't. If I did it would just be full of pictures of cats, and there's enough of those on the internet, frankly.
Originally Posted by mmpfb:
“I have no idea. I imagine it wouldn't be hard to find if you went looking for it. I know that one of Matt Cardle's friends used to post in the Matt Cardle Appreciation thread. Not sure if he himself ever saw it though.”
“I have no idea. I imagine it wouldn't be hard to find if you went looking for it. I know that one of Matt Cardle's friends used to post in the Matt Cardle Appreciation thread. Not sure if he himself ever saw it though.”
Tbh, they probably know they do but if they have any tiny granule of common sense they won't read them or any other thread on DS. It is kind of renowned as the hotbed of drooling internet insanity, after all...
*Looks a bit shifty. And a bit drooly*
Originally Posted by mmpfb:
“Haha. No I don't. If I did it would just be full of pictures of cats, and there's enough of those on the internet, frankly.”
“Haha. No I don't. If I did it would just be full of pictures of cats, and there's enough of those on the internet, frankly.”
There will never be enough cats on the internet.
Also, in sadder news, I didn't see Nicky
. I went to G-A-Y bar for a bit, to you know, show off my fab dance moves, but I ended up at the comedy store instead of Heaven. Had a great night though, so really, it's Nick that's missed out.
Originally Posted by sycamore:
“You are, and I'm an enabler.
We're ****ed.”
“You are, and I'm an enabler.
We're ****ed.”
****ing stop with the ****ing asterisks, DS!
Originally Posted by ChristmasCake:
“There will never be enough cats on the internet.”
“There will never be enough cats on the internet.”
That's *exactly* what I was going to say!
Quote:
“Also, in sadder news, I didn't see Nicky. I went to G-A-Y bar for a bit, to you know, show off my fab dance moves, but I ended up at the comedy store instead of Heaven.”
“Also, in sadder news, I didn't see Nicky
. I went to G-A-Y bar for a bit, to you know, show off my fab dance moves, but I ended up at the comedy store instead of Heaven.”
Quote:
“Had a great night though, so really, it's Nick that's missed out.”
“Had a great night though, so really, it's Nick that's missed out.”
I love the way you think
Originally Posted by sycamore:
“Tbh, they probably know they do but if they have any tiny granule of common sense they won't read them or any other thread on DS. It is kind of renowned as the hotbed of drooling internet insanity, after all...
*Looks a bit shifty. And a bit drooly*”
“Tbh, they probably know they do but if they have any tiny granule of common sense they won't read them or any other thread on DS. It is kind of renowned as the hotbed of drooling internet insanity, after all...
*Looks a bit shifty. And a bit drooly*”
Honestly, there's something about it that brings out the worst in people, for sure. ANd I include myself in that.
I mean, honestly, what are we doing apart from encouraging INSANE fangirlism in each other in these threads. It'd gone from sensible, thoughtful discussion of how he got shafted by the show, what opportunities may come and what ones one would like to happen, the skill and quality of his voice etc into a rabid hotbed off rampant silliness and loucheness.
I think I need to change my twitter address, so there's no paper trail.
IT'S AFTER FIVE IN THE MORNING!
I have to go to bed. Several hours ago.
MrCake, please look after this mmpfb. Occasional marmalade sandwiches and Nick McDonald videos should do it, though do watch out whether the stickiness is marmalade or ...something else.
I have to go to bed. Several hours ago.
MrCake, please look after this mmpfb. Occasional marmalade sandwiches and Nick McDonald videos should do it, though do watch out whether the stickiness is marmalade or ...something else.
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