Stephen follows everyone!

I have met him though, and he signed his book for me!

Oh I've met Stephen Fry several times.

He doesn't follow me though. He has sense.

Lovely isn't he?

I realise I didn't really answer your question there singlefish, but generally, I just tweet what's in my head, and people follow me.

Helps that I get on with a few YouTubers, cause they have millions of followers and they just like, follow you if you get replied to.

I've just decided I want a hot air balloon. Nothing to do with this of course..

I've decided I want to die.

You have the balloon. I'll take the contents.

What's up sweetheart?


What the sandbags?

Nicky's staying with me.

You ok?

I guess I'm just a wee single fish swimming down my stream

Just don't get twitter. So if you want/get someone to follow you, what does that mean? That they see all your tweets? Why are (certain) people so desperate to be noticed and followed? Is it just a 'badge' thing? ie I've got 1k followers and one of them is Nicky McD? I like it cos I've got numerous witty and intelligent people that I am following, but just don't see how that translates to a communication. I just eavesdrop in the background and it doesn't sit quite right

Eh???? You ok???

Just look at my Twitter! And what I've been dragged into!

You think YOU have problems!



What's your twitter, singlefish? x

@biblioho Yay - a potential follower .

Haha, well, at least he'd notice you.

For being an absolute nutter? Not sure how I feel about that tbh...

At least it's not OTHER PEOPLE saying NOTICE THIS NUTTER, while you're trying to remain all cool and, you know, whatever about it.

Which reminds me, where is Sycamore?

Did last night's marathon destroy her? (that sounds wrong)

Kinky.

I'm sure you wouldn't have it any other way

I was going to say for being #frisky .

Haha, oh Christ...

She'll be a sodden heap I'm sure

Given that it's a slow Nicky-news day, I was wondering what this secret thing Nicky, Luke and Sam have got lined up that they mentioned in that interview from the Torquay gig. Do you think they might tour together? I can't see all three of them doing a single or anything.

I suppose it could be something much less exciting but it did make me wonder what it could be.

They're starting a band #wankfantasy

If they're doing something on the tour though that means I GET TO SEE AND YOU DON'T HAH

Ohhh, are you going?

It's awful, I know, but I really want to go now, just to see Nicky. Especially given as I can't foresee any other chances to in the near future.

Go then! I think there may still be tickets left.