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Old 17-11-2013, 14:33
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I'm loving you more and more!

If only you were as sexy as me though. :sleep:
Let's ask the sexyometer, shall we?

WELSHY.....................28% - 10% for leek limpness
TWASS.......................so much sexiness the sexyometer explodes!!!!!!!
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Old 17-11-2013, 14:40
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Let's ask the sexyometer, shall we?

WELSHY.....................28% - 10% for leek limpness
TWASS.......................so much sexiness the sexyometer explodes!!!!!!!
Basically it was faulty then. You need the superior model which shows I am the sexiest.
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Old 17-11-2013, 14:52
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Basically it was faulty then. You need the superior model which shows I am the sexiest.
You don't even register on my sexyometer Martin, cos you don't have an atom of sexiness in you
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Old 17-11-2013, 15:38
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You don't even register on my sexyometer Martin, cos you don't have an atom of sexiness in you
But as I said your one was faulty.
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Old 17-11-2013, 16:17
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But as I said your one was faulty.
Only because my sexiness blew its main gasket You've obviously set yours to reverse...so it ranks the least sexy person around as the sexiest You cheating swine!!!
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Old 17-11-2013, 16:33
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Only because my sexiness blew its main gasket You've obviously set yours to reverse...so it ranks the least sexy person around as the sexiest You cheating swine!!!
It blew a main gasket because it was faulty. Mine is calibrated for true sexiness, and there are no faults.

PS. Any more holiday photos
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Old 17-11-2013, 16:44
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It blew a main gasket because it was faulty. Mine is calibrated for true sexiness, and there are no faults.

PS. Any more holiday photos
Yours is rubbish.

Obviously I'm the sexiest
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Old 17-11-2013, 17:10
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Proof as if proof was needed, your holiday picture was blocked because it is so unsexy.
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Old 17-11-2013, 17:13
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If only i had thought to take pictures last night!!!

but take my word for it I am the sexyist
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Old 17-11-2013, 17:17
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If only i had thought to take pictures last night!!!

but take my word for it I am the sexyist
What happened last night? Without proof you are still in the 'also ran' category ( along with Twass)
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Old 17-11-2013, 17:24
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I was in the skmpiest of hot pants and wearin F**K me heels
you would have been gagging for me ...
Cos i am SEXXY
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Old 17-11-2013, 17:25
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Proof as if proof was needed, your holiday picture was blocked because it is so unsexy.
Oh what a shame you can't see my sexiness in all its glory You'd have enjoyed it

If only i had thought to take pictures last night!!!

but take my word for it I am the sexyist
You know the rules! Pics or it didn't happen!!

What happened last night? Without proof you are still in the 'also ran' category ( along with Twass)
I've never been in THAT category in my life :sleep:
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Old 17-11-2013, 17:27
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I've never been in THAT category in my life :sleep:
There is always the first time for everything!
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Old 17-11-2013, 17:28
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I shall remember to take pictures and post next week..
but till then you`ll just have to trust me i AM sexxy!
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Old 17-11-2013, 17:29
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I was in the skmpiest of hot pants and wearin F**K me heels
I don't suppose anybody bothered.
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Old 17-11-2013, 17:32
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I don't suppose anybody bothered.
judging by the amount adjusting themselves and scurrying to the toilets id say plenty were bothered...

I am so sexy grown men weep that i am not there,s and women want to be me.
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Old 17-11-2013, 17:36
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judging by the amount adjusting themselves and scurrying to the toilets id say plenty were bothered...

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Are you sure they weren't just throwing up?
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Old 17-11-2013, 17:38
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Are you sure they weren't just throwing up?
sexual bulimics ? interesting concept... flawed but interesting
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Old 17-11-2013, 18:00
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Did you scurry to the toilets after them, is what I want to know
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Old 17-11-2013, 18:34
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Did you scurry to the toilets after them, is what I want to know
i think if you look deep withing yourself you will know that answer...
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Old 17-11-2013, 18:37
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Of course you did. After all you are entitled to enter the Gents
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Old 17-11-2013, 21:27
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Of course you did. After all you are entitled to enter the Gents
Its my sexxy ways due to being so sexy
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Old 17-11-2013, 21:32
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Actually....when you are out in a dress....do you use the Ladies or the Gents for a pee?
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Old 17-11-2013, 21:34
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Actually....when you are out in a dress....do you use the Ladies or the Gents for a pee?
Ladies...
it would be so Wrong not to ...
would it bother you if you walked in and saw me doing my hair and fixing my lippy ?
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Old 17-11-2013, 21:40
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Not at all, I'd probably congratulate you on your outfit

Have you ever had adverse reactions from women?
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