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Old 20-11-2013, 16:04
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Too many men in my life
Oho, the truth comes out at last

competent sexy mathematicians
My Geek detectors are going off bigtime Mathematicians, competent or otherwise, are simply NEVER sexy.

Whether they can clean toilets or not
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Old 20-11-2013, 16:06
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What did they want? Someone to look after the toilets?!!
How many toilet rolls are needed ?
approximately 2.71...
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Old 20-11-2013, 16:08
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approximately 2.71...
If you were a competent sexy mathematician, 'approximately' would not be in the equation !
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Old 20-11-2013, 16:08
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Oho, the truth comes out at last



My Geek detectors are going off bigtime Mathematicians, competent or otherwise, are simply NEVER sexy.

Whether they can clean toilets or not
Andrew Wiles secretly gets you wet

Pythagoras' name being spoken makes you squirt

admit it
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Old 20-11-2013, 16:09
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If ten blocks of Student toilets require 2.47 bottles of bleach per four stalls per week, each block containg 17 stalls, how many bottles of bleach will be required over a three year period bearing in mind the halls of residence are only occupied for 37.5 weeks per annum?
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Old 20-11-2013, 16:10
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Andrew Wiles secretly gets you wet

Pythagoras' name being spoken makes you squirt

admit it
Hell no. Right pair of weedy nerd-boys!
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Old 20-11-2013, 16:11
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If you were a competent sexy mathematician, 'approximately' would not be in the equation !
Approximations are used by competent mathematicians silly. Binomial expansion approximates things quite a lot of the time but was developed by competent mathematicians.

deal with it

sexy mathematicians do stick to their proofs though, which is what I do.
Therefore you can deduce that AmeliaPond=sexy.
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Old 20-11-2013, 16:15
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If ten blocks of Student toilets require 2.47 bottles of bleach per four stalls per week, each block containg 17 stalls, how many bottles of bleach will be required over a three year period bearing in mind the halls of residence are only occupied for 37.5 weeks per annum?
stop with this simple arithmetic

give me some integral calculus or something more exciting and sexy
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Old 20-11-2013, 16:19
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stop with this simple arithmetic

give me some integral calculus or something more exciting and sexy
I know not of what you speak, being a sexy woman whose brain has never needed to wrestle with the ins and outs of string theory or any of that nonsense.

Clearly you don't know the answer EPIC FAIL!!!!
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Old 20-11-2013, 16:28
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I know not of what you speak, being a sexy woman whose brain has never needed to wrestle with the ins and outs of string theory or any of that nonsense.

Clearly you don't know the answer EPIC FAIL!!!!
nonsense ?

My brain is too overdeveloped for simple arithmetic, I'm too sexy for arithmetic. My doctors told me I have problems with various things that are not on my level of sexiness
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Old 20-11-2013, 16:44
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nonsense ?

My brain is too overdeveloped for simple arithmetic, I'm too sexy for arithmetic. My doctors told me I have problems with various things that are not on my level of sexiness
So you're not sexy, and you can't do simple arithmetic. Hmmmm
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Old 20-11-2013, 16:52
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So you're not sexy, and you can't do simple arithmetic. Hmmmm
I think we can confidently say that we have seen another one off. She can go and play with her counting beads
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Old 20-11-2013, 17:02
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I think we can confidently say that we have seen another one off. She can go and play with her counting beads
She probably ponders over quantum gravity and the Riemann hypothesis for her "playtime"....can you think of anything less sexy??!!
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Old 20-11-2013, 17:07
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can you think of anything less sexy??!!
The only thing I can possibly think of less sexy is Chin

BTW Returning to the toilet query, I wonder if there is a difference between men and women's toilets?!
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Old 20-11-2013, 17:09
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The only thing I can possibly think of less sexy is Chin

BTW Returning to the toilet query, I wonder if there is a difference between men and women's toilets?!
These are STUDENTS Martin....there is no difference at that age, the girls are just as revolting as the boys
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Old 20-11-2013, 17:12
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These are STUDENTS Martin....there is no difference at that age, the girls are just as revolting as the boys
They are 18+ so will have reached an age of maturity when 'things' start to happen
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Old 20-11-2013, 17:13
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.can you think of anything less sexy??!!
you in yer purple negligee, slashed tae the thigh

* Shudders *
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Old 20-11-2013, 17:19
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*Shudders as well*
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Old 20-11-2013, 17:19
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They are 18+ so will have reached an age of maturity when 'things' start to happen
THey start doing those things aged 12 these days

you in yer purple negligee, slashed tae the thigh

* Shudders *
Jellus, just jellus *flashes sexy thighs*
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Old 20-11-2013, 17:20
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The only thing I can possibly think of less sexy is Chin

BTW Returning to the toilet query, I wonder if there is a difference between men and women's toilets?!


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Old 20-11-2013, 18:17
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BTW Returning to the toilet query, I wonder if there is a difference between men and women's toilets?!
i can confirm NO...
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Old 20-11-2013, 20:12
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Well, you'd know!
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Old 20-11-2013, 22:21
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All this toilet talk, it's filth!

You all still busy fighting over second place? After all I'm the sexiest of you all.
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Old 20-11-2013, 22:25
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I was all wet and wearing clingy cotton earlier......
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Old 20-11-2013, 22:29
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All this toilet talk, it's filth!

You all still busy fighting over second place? After all I'm the sexiest of you all.
Dream on my little welshy friend, second place is all you can aspire to

I was all wet and wearing clingy cotton earlier......
OK Miss Wet T shirt.....still not sexy though!!
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