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Last Person To Post Is Sexy (Part 7)
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twassington
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“Too many men in my life ”

Oho, the truth comes out at last

Originally Posted by AmeliaPond:
“competent sexy mathematicians”

My Geek detectors are going off bigtime Mathematicians, competent or otherwise, are simply NEVER sexy.

Whether they can clean toilets or not
AmeliaPond
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“What did they want? Someone to look after the toilets?!!”

Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“How many toilet rolls are needed ? ”

approximately 2.71...
MartinRosen
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by AmeliaPond:
“approximately 2.71...”

If you were a competent sexy mathematician, 'approximately' would not be in the equation !
AmeliaPond
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Oho, the truth comes out at last



My Geek detectors are going off bigtime Mathematicians, competent or otherwise, are simply NEVER sexy.

Whether they can clean toilets or not ”

Andrew Wiles secretly gets you wet

Pythagoras' name being spoken makes you squirt

admit it
twassington
20-11-2013
If ten blocks of Student toilets require 2.47 bottles of bleach per four stalls per week, each block containg 17 stalls, how many bottles of bleach will be required over a three year period bearing in mind the halls of residence are only occupied for 37.5 weeks per annum?
twassington
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by AmeliaPond:
“Andrew Wiles secretly gets you wet

Pythagoras' name being spoken makes you squirt

admit it ”

Hell no. Right pair of weedy nerd-boys!
AmeliaPond
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“If you were a competent sexy mathematician, 'approximately' would not be in the equation !”

Approximations are used by competent mathematicians silly. Binomial expansion approximates things quite a lot of the time but was developed by competent mathematicians.

deal with it

sexy mathematicians do stick to their proofs though, which is what I do.
Therefore you can deduce that AmeliaPond=sexy.
AmeliaPond
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“If ten blocks of Student toilets require 2.47 bottles of bleach per four stalls per week, each block containg 17 stalls, how many bottles of bleach will be required over a three year period bearing in mind the halls of residence are only occupied for 37.5 weeks per annum? ”

stop with this simple arithmetic

give me some integral calculus or something more exciting and sexy
twassington
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by AmeliaPond:
“stop with this simple arithmetic

give me some integral calculus or something more exciting and sexy”

I know not of what you speak, being a sexy woman whose brain has never needed to wrestle with the ins and outs of string theory or any of that nonsense.

Clearly you don't know the answer EPIC FAIL!!!!
AmeliaPond
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I know not of what you speak, being a sexy woman whose brain has never needed to wrestle with the ins and outs of string theory or any of that nonsense.

Clearly you don't know the answer EPIC FAIL!!!!”

nonsense ?

My brain is too overdeveloped for simple arithmetic, I'm too sexy for arithmetic. My doctors told me I have problems with various things that are not on my level of sexiness
twassington
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by AmeliaPond:
“nonsense ?

My brain is too overdeveloped for simple arithmetic, I'm too sexy for arithmetic. My doctors told me I have problems with various things that are not on my level of sexiness”

So you're not sexy, and you can't do simple arithmetic. Hmmmm
MartinRosen
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“So you're not sexy, and you can't do simple arithmetic. Hmmmm ”

I think we can confidently say that we have seen another one off. She can go and play with her counting beads
twassington
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“I think we can confidently say that we have seen another one off. She can go and play with her counting beads ”

She probably ponders over quantum gravity and the Riemann hypothesis for her "playtime"....can you think of anything less sexy??!!
MartinRosen
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“can you think of anything less sexy??!! ”

The only thing I can possibly think of less sexy is Chin

BTW Returning to the toilet query, I wonder if there is a difference between men and women's toilets?!
twassington
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“The only thing I can possibly think of less sexy is Chin

BTW Returning to the toilet query, I wonder if there is a difference between men and women's toilets?!”

These are STUDENTS Martin....there is no difference at that age, the girls are just as revolting as the boys
MartinRosen
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“These are STUDENTS Martin....there is no difference at that age, the girls are just as revolting as the boys ”

They are 18+ so will have reached an age of maturity when 'things' start to happen
The_Sleeper
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ .can you think of anything less sexy??!! ”

you in yer purple negligee, slashed tae the thigh

* Shudders *
chinchin
20-11-2013
*Shudders as well*
twassington
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“They are 18+ so will have reached an age of maturity when 'things' start to happen ”

THey start doing those things aged 12 these days

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“you in yer purple negligee, slashed tae the thigh

* Shudders * ”

Jellus, just jellus *flashes sexy thighs*
chinchin
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“The only thing I can possibly think of less sexy is Chin

BTW Returning to the toilet query, I wonder if there is a difference between men and women's toilets?!”



soniaorlastorm
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by MartinRosen:
“BTW Returning to the toilet query, I wonder if there is a difference between men and women's toilets?!”

i can confirm NO...
twassington
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by soniaorlastorm:
“i can confirm NO...”

Well, you'd know!
acoolwelshbloke
20-11-2013
All this toilet talk, it's filth!

You all still busy fighting over second place? After all I'm the sexiest of you all.
eugenespeed
20-11-2013
I was all wet and wearing clingy cotton earlier......
twassington
20-11-2013
Originally Posted by acoolwelshbloke:
“All this toilet talk, it's filth!

You all still busy fighting over second place? After all I'm the sexiest of you all. ”

Dream on my little welshy friend, second place is all you can aspire to

Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“I was all wet and wearing clingy cotton earlier......”

OK Miss Wet T shirt.....still not sexy though!!
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