Since when? I have been here long before you decided to show your unsexy face around here.

Then we will have to change the thread title

Last person to post is unsexy

That's not me.....I'm so sexy no one can capture my beauty on film

Neither of you is half as sexy as my little fingertip

Err, have we changed the title as Wolfie suggested above? If so, you would win, no problem. You agree?

No Martin.....that was the thread title overnight, which is why you were the last poster til now!

Now it is as its always been, with me as the sexy Queen

I think you'll find that I am indeed the sex god and I possess unthinkable levels of sexiness. Be gone peasant!

Bog off Pond! (See what I did there?)

*Admires self in mirror*

Oh well done, chins!!

*elbows chins out of way to admire own reflection*

I have contacted John Lewis on your behalf and ordered a new mirror for you as your one has broken.

This whole thread just goes down hill without me in it!

When it hits rock bottom, you will find Twass and Chin !

yea and two guesses what they would be doing!

No, that was yours, because you were standing behind me and it shattered when it saw you

A John Lewis mirror! There's posh


Making leek soup

Hmm .. no unsexy people have posted since yesterday afternoon. Must be that you have finally all realised that I have won.

Thank you.

Being so sexy i have loads of women to entertain, it also does not help having twassington constantly PM'ing me begging to have my baby!

Being sexy is hard work.

I know right. People like twassington will never understand what us sexy people have to deal with on daily basis. It's quite tiring

In your dreams pal, I don't want anyone's baby, so put your leek away!!


At least I'm not pond life My sexiness could shrivel all of you to atoms!!!

Nobody wants your babies anyway

I'm a fictional character, sexy people would've realised that by now! therefore u are unsexy!

A fictional character eh!! So you aren't real, and therefore not sexy, since only real flesh and blood folk have true sexiness. The sexiness of fictional characters is merely ephemeral, gone as soon as you shut the book. With the possible exception of Mr Darcy

Girls, girls, girls please stop arguing over me. I know I'm sexy and oh so worth it but please stop!

We've not started, welshy....sorry to break it to you

I'm sure you'd love it if Amelia and I stripped to our underwear and mud wrestled over who was going to have your leek, but trust me it will NEVER happen

Though if we did I'd whoop Amelia's unsexy ass and shove her face down in the muck!!!

That would be a pretty unsexy sight!

Oh don't get me excited im slap bang in the middle of a busy train! Don't want any leek injuries now do we!