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Old 23-11-2013, 17:18
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That's a lot of chins
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Old 23-11-2013, 17:24
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That would be a pretty sexy sight!
*looks smug* I know!

Oh don't get me excited im slap bang in the middle of a busy train! Don't want any leek injuries now do we!
Don't give anyone a black eye

Yes? Can I help you? The unsexy thread is thataway >>>>
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Old 23-11-2013, 17:28
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Are you even allowed to say black eye anymore?

It's my pink eye I'm worried about!
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Old 23-11-2013, 17:40
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Are you even allowed to say black eye anymore?

It's my pink eye I'm worried about!
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I should have said purple eye that then goes yellow and green after a few days
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Old 23-11-2013, 17:42
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Oh don't get me excited im slap bang in the middle of a busy train! Don't want any leek injuries now do we!
Does it really matter where you are on the train ? I presume people are sitting at either end.
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Old 23-11-2013, 18:23
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Does it really matter where you are on the train ?
Oh yes, yes it does.
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Old 23-11-2013, 18:31
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I bet you love it when your train goes into a tunnel
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Old 23-11-2013, 18:56
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I bet you love it when your train goes into a tunnel
I so do!
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Old 23-11-2013, 19:03
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You won't catch me riding on the Leek Express
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Old 23-11-2013, 19:19
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You won't catch me riding on the Leek Express
5 seconds alone in a room with me and you'd be pregnant with twins!
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Old 23-11-2013, 19:23
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5 seconds alone in a room with me and you'd be pregnant with twins!
so what your saying is you keep a cupboard filled with chloroform a turkey baster and a jar of somebody else's sperm ?

how unsexy is that!
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Old 23-11-2013, 19:55
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5 seconds alone in a room with me and you'd be pregnant with twins!
Five seconds?????????????? That has to be the most unsexy thing I've ever heard! Us sexy women demand AT LEAST 45 minutes!!!! And no twins at the end of it, either!!
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Old 23-11-2013, 20:57
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45 minutes??? Oh hell no i would never spend that amount of time with an ugly one like you!
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Old 23-11-2013, 21:04
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45 minutes??? Oh hell no i would never spend that amount of time with an ugly one like you!
Thank god for that, even five seconds would seem an eternity with someone so entirely devoid of sexiness
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Old 23-11-2013, 21:25
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Thank god for that, even five seconds would seem an eternity with someone so entirely devoid of sexiness
You just wanna nibble on my leek!
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Old 23-11-2013, 21:32
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You just wanna nibble on my leek!
I was faced by a whole box of fresh leeks in the farmer's market the other day....

They weren't very sexy, and I didn't buy any!
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Old 23-11-2013, 21:33
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Only unsexy people go to a farmers market! Enough said!!
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Old 23-11-2013, 21:48
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Only unsexy people go to a farmers market! Enough said!!
Nonsense, unsexy sheeple shop in Tesco and the like. Sexy individuals like myself shop at farmer's market for sexy orgasmic....er I mean, organic veggies!!
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Old 23-11-2013, 22:23
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Nobody sexy can ever be seen at a farmers market.
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Old 23-11-2013, 22:48
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Nobody sexy can ever be seen at a farmers market.
Watch it or I'll shove a twelve inch organic cucumber where you don't want one
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Old 23-11-2013, 22:50
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I can see you in Wellington boots holding a muddy cucumber in your hand.
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Old 23-11-2013, 23:00
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I can see you in Wellington boots holding a muddy cucumber in your hand.
You must have incredibly powerful binoculars
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Old 23-11-2013, 23:11
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Us sexy women demand AT LEAST 45 minutes!!!!
That is a long time .. .do you mind if I watch Corrie or E'Enders at the same time ?
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Old 23-11-2013, 23:14
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That is a long time .. .do you mind if I watch Corrie or E'Enders at the same time ?
I don't imagine you can manage more than three mins at your advanced age
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Old 24-11-2013, 15:14
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I don't imagine you can manage more than three mins at your advanced age
I watch Corrie and E'Enders for the full 30 mins (no problem!)
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